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This our Assnal brother no get chills

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Idiot that said Martinez pulled his hair, pulled Cucurella and nothing given

Jamiuokolaa:
Away from home o

You sure say match fixing no involve...especially at this business end of the season??

Saw the result and was shocked because Sunderland have been defensively good at home this season..

Was surprised to see a silly stat during the week, that this is actually the first season in a long time that no team has conceded six goals or more in a game..So let's be watching lol

Nottingham Forest wipe Sunderland 5-0..

Spurs might actually get relegated for real..It's between them and WestHam now..

Nigerian politicians are very lucky walai lol..

We're now at the point of doing photo ops for branded pants.. There's no low that's too low for the average Nigerian..

Line up, sew asoebi to collect branded pant from governor's wife lmao

We dey win, e dey like this...What if we haven't been winning?

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Jamiuokolaa:
Don't be surprised to see him grant an interview next week proclaiming Carrick as the best manager in the World.

I also think it would be in the best interest of both parties to part ways.

What I wouldn't like, is for us to be struggling upfront next season, only for him to be delivering at his new club.

He has directly contributed to 25 goals (assists inclusive) so far this season.

Sesko, Mbuemo and the non-challant Amad had better step up.

If he likes let him grant a trillion interviews, he shouldn't be let back in..As one of our senior players, he let the club down with that useless interview and silly night life nonsense.. Seriously loved the way our players treated Garnacho after our win

As far as our forwards are concerned, my major issue is Amad, don't know what his problem is but I believe others will be better next season..

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Jamiuokolaa:
I wouldnt be suprised tbh

For what's worth, I think he is a better squad option to Orobosa.

Na him last chance to earn big be this.

I think it would also be dependent on the decision to buy a LWF or not.

There should be no more chances here for Rashford..INEOS would be doing themselves a big diservice letting him back in..He's made it extremely clear he wants a new challenge..

Just like Garnacho, he made it clear that it's only Barca last summer, thereby limiting the club so if Barca is not signing him, he can fvck off anywhere else..

Starting from government owned homes, very soon private home owners will get involved..Lots of grammar to cover up nonsense..

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Jesus Christ who did this? 😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/Ut12wf1ZfO pic.twitter.com/cCGM78ydpO

— 德亚 🖤 (@elonhatedera) April 21, 2026

No be to carry money enter market, na to carry goods worth your money come back be the issue..

Hopefully we don't abandon the transfer model we used last season..

Was having this conversation with a senior friend few days ago... These monsters that classist Nigerians are breeding will one day eat them up..

Healthy adults now have no other job, than to be hailing cars passing by and expecting monetary appreciation in return..

Moment some Agbero in Lagos threw stones at Musical Artist Mavo’s car after he allegedly refused to give them money🤯😳 pic.twitter.com/gLC9GTDuK6

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) April 21, 2026

But spurs sacked their manager after three games.. Don't know why Chelsea can't do so..

Honestly can't see this guy winning any game again this season..Worse still, looks like the players have checked out

BlueRayDick:
https://www.nairaland.com/8656926/2025-army-gets-7-disbursement

But where exactly did the money APC government claimed to have made since removal of subsidy go to ? Where did all the money borrowed in the name of Nigeria in the last 3 years go to ?

If the army is only getting paltry 7% disbursement for procurement of arms and equipment out of the 2025 budget, does that not tell a tale of gross underfunding ? Even at a time when the government claimed it had surpassed its revenue target and data boys celebrated same on social media?

I think it's the ministry of health or education that got just #36m last year..If you talk, APC eRats will say BAT is giving the money to governors..

This particular administration is the worst in budget implementation..

Thank God for the three points of yesterday..

Football funny abeg, so na like this we for take dey 4th today with just little GD separating us and Loserpool..

Mbeumo and Amad are two silly players..You start one and you miss the other one..Two hideous twins lol.. Hopefully they get it together next season..Too many positions to strengthen so we don't really need to be thinking about that right hand side again..

Fair play to Carrick though, 8/12 isn't bad at all..Won Shitty, Assnal and Shekpe..Whatever happens with the permanent position selection, he's done extremely well..

Can't even imagine where we'd be with that egotistical maniac

Jamiuokolaa:
If we cant get our wing play back on track, there is no reason for him to be starting.

The 74M we paid remains the issue wey dey pain me pass.

This ninja been dey wipe powerful shots for Buli but now, na tame efforts like say e never chop for 3 weeks.

Raumdeuter... Health 5 or Félélé - na im be the official ball for that Useless Buli?

He's just extremely lethargic.. Don't know what his problem is.. Once he has the ball, he becomes very timid..

Don't know what the club has planned but Sesko and Zirkzee as striker options looks terrible for now..

Not even a week apart..Same referee though..

Red card for ManUtd and nothing at all for Brentford..

Maybe Sesko should stick to being a sub..

Those who tried to turn the criticism on JAMB last year into something political and tribal, hope you're all happy and fulfilled now..

People cried against this interstate traveling and lots more, now look at where we are.. Kids have been kidnapped just as people feared..

Luis Enrique and PSG would have next season to equal Zidane and Madrid 3x bragging right..

Don't see any of the remaining teams beating PSG honestly..

Ellexy:
So it's official Maguire will miss the Chelsea game. It's not looking good at all.

Why exactly were the hierarchy of this club quiet about this since? How can it take the English FA over 25 days to come out with a judgement?

It's still going to be another idiot on Saturday night, Micheal Oliver..

Nigerians have identified the kidnapper flogging that unijos guy.. How's an evil person like this thriving without consequences?

See the person identified as the Kidnapper showing off on TikTok, see him with a police officer.

Nigeria we are screwed. https://t.co/Ue7rGmN4OJ pic.twitter.com/KZPz0vpXhG

— SLIMNAZI (@SlimNazi) April 14, 2026

izzou:
I think only Femi Otedola's story should be taken seriously in recent times.

He didn't deny how he has helped and favored. He says it is even hard work to get that opportunity.

That's the only story in recent times that has substance. These ones are looking for who to whine

Yeah I actually respect femi for being bold enough to accept that part of his journey publicly..

These wealth without enterprise people like Seyi wn kill us with stories.. What do you mean you sew one cloth for $300k lol

Nigerian success stories dey always off me lol 😂 😂 😂 😂...Seyi Lamba Lamba

“The first ever money I made was from NYSC and it was ₦3,600. While others were spending their allawee, I was thinking of investing. Now I earn $300,000 just to sew a single cloth.”

— Billionaire Fashion Designer, Seyi Vodi pic.twitter.com/XIgusGMFGC

— SKB (@seyikanbai) April 14, 2026

izzou:
You think he doesn't know?

Trump can do no wrong.

If Trump curse Jesus, na Jesus fault

I come dey wonder too..

At this rate, the Vatican might be two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon..

Ellexy:
Nope, not at all.

The Pope was the reason BAT went to Yalewata Benue State last year..

It was only after the Pope condemnation of the attack that BAT posted about it..

Unlimited22:
Lmao they've threatened the owner of the building where ADC's convention is holding with license suspension and even building demolition.


This is the 'strategy' that people will come here and hail.

I've actually been looking forward to hearing the opinions of our so called elder statemen that gallivant around during election eve to sign nonsense peace accord..

None of them is condemning what we're all witnessing now..

Same referee here though..No card, No foul..Same stupid Paul Tierney...

I don't know what the hierarchy of this club is doing..They should have been lambasting the FA from the Bournemouth game..

No "violent conduct" or even a foul given here btw
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— ☈ッ (@TheFergusonWay) April 13, 2026

Ara agbala PO na nke ikpeazua lol.. Thoroughly enjoyed his outing with AriseTV last night..All gloves are off

Peter Obi is really prepared for APC. 😹😹. City Boys Movement is gone permanently pic.twitter.com/FD30lebGz8

— Dr. Kenon (@drkenon2) April 12, 2026

Next two games are absolutely the make or break points for the UCL..Four points from Chelshit and Loserpool games and we'll be there.. Hopefully the boys turn up..

Mainoo is our only good CM.. The midfield was non-existent yesternight.. Make Oluwa give Ratface better cashout from him businesses before the TW opens abeg..We need to spending heavily and wisely for that midfield..