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GloriousGbola:
https://www.nairaland.com/8652724/nigerians-fattening-amupitans-bank-accounts



this is at once funny and also frightening

because it means any stranger can guess your opay account and send you money

not a problem until i want to setup blueraydick with his company ICA dept

You cannot even open an opay account without entering the "VERIFICATION CODE" sent by opay to the number you're using for opening of account with them..Not to even talk of the NIN and BVN requirements..

Are you saying that Amupitan doesn't have his own phone number, BVN or NIN in his possession?

Tottenham is actually getting relegated 😂😂😂😂

raumdeuter:
The same mode of operation. Fake news everytime

https://www.nairaland.com/8652289/no-errors-new-tax-laws

Swiz123 how can we believe what is said about Amupitan when they have a history of fake news like this one

I bet you didn't even read what you posted..Dey turn your amala dey go

If I were to be an Assnal fan, na this play for make me lose my sh!t today...Havertz na otu sha

https://x.com/i/status/2042963361558614036

https://www.nairaland.com/8651631/taiwo-oyedele-finally-admits-errors

Finally this criminal admits there were errors in the new tax laws but his "punishment" for trying to force forged tax laws on Nigerians was getting a ministerial appointment from Tinubu..

patrickmuf:
It is up to the club however, we need a senior CB and LB. Martinez is hardly ever fit for an extended period and you can't trust Shaw. The other options are Yoro and Heaven, so it is logical to keep Maguire as an experienced option on the bench.

Remember that we also need to strengthen the midfield and attack, so we should not expect the club to sign two central defenders when we require serious reinforcement in midfield.

In an event where our midfield and attack didn't need reinforcement, I would have been expecting at least 2 CBs coming in with Maguire leaving but at the moment, we can only get one while we channel our resources to sign at least 2 midfielders and a forward.

It's not just that we need to strengthen the midfield...OUR ENTIRE BUDGET MIGHT GO TO THE MIDFIELD ffs because we're basically going to get at least two world class midfielders in this inflated market..

Don't understand why people can't see the logic of keeping Maguire for one more year..DeLigt and Martinez are doctors, Shaw's legs are gone and Dalot is Dalot, with how empty we're in the midfield, the defence can manage till at least January..

It's not as if we're now rid of the most broke billionaire owner in the world sef

Segedinho:
It seems the account has been deleted but b4 the remodification/locking...He forgot to edit some evidences

Speed wey the man take dey delete and change things, na the same speed e go use switch off IREV...

The moment APC people started defending the man, I knew he was guilty..

Sportsweb:
But why naija lie pass APC and politicians. They always deny things all the time. Same thing happened with Brig.Gen. Musa until bokoharam posted the video

Nigeria Army official Twitter handle says that Tinubu is lying.. According to them, they didn't loose that number or high ranking personnel..

https://x.com/i/status/2042596712838021372

Shettima's state and he was busy talking about PO the other day..Over 400 people kidnapped and paraded by terrorists..

I don't know what this Borno contributes to us as a nation except this constant nonsense..If I'm not mistaken, this state has swallowed our service men the most..

BREAKING VIDEO: 416 Women And Ch!ldren Held By Boko Haram Beg For Help In Disturbing Footage From Borno 💔 pic.twitter.com/NNfhtwxUoW

— Somto Okonkwo (@General_Somto) April 10, 2026

This nigga priority dey always amuse me..

https://x.com/i/status/2042113797687505255

Nyesom Wike proper Ikwerre man lol.. Come Abuja permanently for ordinary four years, see empty land everywhere, e begin dey sell lol..

Can't believe what he's turning Jabi Lake Abuja into...Very good green area e dey auction am off silently, smh..

If the plan is not to go to ucl to mark attendance, we need to sign players oo..

Especially our midfield needs better reinforcement..

E reach today, Nigerian police no come get teargas..

#30bn gone just like that..

https://x.com/i/status/2041541799856976308

Edo dn go carry better last this period lol

Listen to the acceptance speech of a Ward Chairman in Edo state who is a member of the APC and a disciple of Governor Monday Okpebholo.🤦

Na God hand we dey!✍️ pic.twitter.com/qkhC9fDAIi

— Obiasogu David (@afrisagacity) April 7, 2026

This Tinubu family lol..

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ibime:
Wike said "I wanted to enter inside the TV and kill him", obviously speaking in hyperbole

But because of his reputation, everybody dey panic and taking it literally

What exactly do you think would happen to Keir Starmer if he made such a "joke" on live TV?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

These loan apps percentage is outrageous but Nigerians dey whine them lol

Nigerians are actually tagging German Embassy to videos of FFK abusing his ex wife lol..

He might actually get recalled at this point..

livelongprospa:
Tears

This tweet is something else lol.. Even the so-called fence sitters are scrambling in their attempt to hit back..

Wish PO can be more violent like this..

iamoyindamola:

Moment an acc!dent was captured by a TikToker at Panseke, Abeokuta 😳🥹

🎥: ODG-FEDERAL | TikToc pic.twitter.com/oHIQvUr2cF

— Tao Of Iperu💡🦅🖤🇳🇬 (@TaoFeek182) April 2, 2026

What do Nigerians have against helmet? Simple safety measures dey always hard us..

TrebleChamp:
No surprise with what is currently happening, it will be worse in 2031 election season..

You suppose open church ooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

All your predictions have come to pass..This Tinubu is worse than a tyrant..

Amigoos1:
If you read the complete news rather than just the headline you would know it has nothing to do with Tinibu and Apc. They are two factions inside ADC fighting for control and the case is currently at the federal court. The former vice chairman is claiming to be the head after the resignation of the chairman.

The person's resignation letter is online already tendered by ADC to the same INEC..

In maybe 30-40 years now, these terrorists will now be claiming indigenous people..

Jihad is happening right before our eyes in 2026 mehn 🥺🥺

WATCH: Kwara Community Residents Pack Belongings, Flee In Droves Over Repeated Bandit Attacks pic.twitter.com/4UbUrPAvpZ

— Sahara Reporters (@SaharaReporters) March 30, 2026

Roland17:
The past month has been an incredibly difficult period for me and my family. Nigeria happened to a beloved and close member of the family and this one hit really hard.

I am still struggling to reconcile the harsh reality that she is gone. Imagine speaking over the phone with someone one day after something that brought extreme joy to the entire family and 2 days later the person is gone. The entire family is devasted and the pain no be here.

A very big thanks to everyone who reached out, I no fit mention everybody, including those who left mentions on the forum, I am really grateful. Once again, death puts a lot of things in perspective for me. Life is too short, do the best you can and find happiness in little things.

Onwu di njo!

Kara obi nwanne..Ndo

BlueRayDick:
The loss of lives that has happened under this government is unprecedented. It just looks like the government has lost the plot and the people are left to their own devices to secure their safety. Traveling on federal roads across the country is 50/50 sef.

It just seem as if the government doesn't have a solution to what is currently happening in this country.

If they claim what is happening in the northeast is a fallout of what happened in Libya, how do they explain the middle belt?

This is by far the worst administration in our nation's history..Zero self awareness from top to bottom..Two bomb blasts in Maduigiri and a sitting president still traveled to the UK with both his NSA and minister of defence..

I'm very doubtful that he's even spent at least 5% of the energy he spends on politics in governance..

Master strategist oshi..

MorataFC:
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
...and you believe Dat?

That's the video..If you make more as a keke driver, good for you..

“I bought ₦5,000 fuel for my keke. By the time the fuel finished and I calculated everything, my profit was just ₦50.”

— Keke driver laments. pic.twitter.com/hq6tget6zS

— . (@lindaikeji) March 25, 2026

Zero pity for his supporters lol

Trump: I hang out with losers because it makes be feel better. I hate guys that are very, very successful and you have to listen to their success stories. I like people that like to listen to my success. pic.twitter.com/OYNXspphxo

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 27, 2026

iamoyindamola:
Counter attack we die there
2027 go hottttttt

“Rice na nothing o, we don’t need rice, rice is not going to save us from B0ko h@ram or give us light or reduce the price of the fuel”

People are now going around market, sensitising people to stop collecting rice from APC and care more about the future of their children 💪 🔥… pic.twitter.com/esBfwCTC8P

— Oyindamola🙄 (@dammiedammie35) March 27, 2026

Seyi hosted South South City Boys Movement on a strategic meeting.. Apparently it's also on how to share rice..

I just hope Nigerians develop some self worth going into next elections..

BlueRayDick:
Tinubu said all these are baby steps of pain.

Tinubu's supporters say the SMEs have probably been living a fake life all these while. I'm sure if u go through that Morris Monye's comment section, you will see BATists insulting him and calling him all sorts of name. These are guys that have probably not floated any business in Nigeria before o.

I remember seeing them drag this LP guy; Ife Salako who owns "Amala Ibadan" chain of restaurants for supporting Obi and not Tinubu despite operating chain of restaurants in Lagos. Nothing wey dem no call that guy and his business until the day I stepped into one of his restaurant to eat amala and then followed his business page on social media. They even tried to broke shame him for selling Amala to make ends meet.

This guy has in his employment tens to hundreds of youths spread across at least 8 different locations. This guy even gives back to the society more than some of the politicians that finance their loyalists to insult him online. The guy is more credit worthy than most of the BATists insulting him online.

This one dn rough pass baby steps.. I don't even know how business owners break even now..

Saw a video on Linda Ikeji blog, keke man wey buy fuel 5k carry am run hustle, after fuel finish for him keke, money wey dey him hand na 5,050..He made #50 gain only..

Number of SME owners that might be depressed right now in this country might be running into thousands..

Gbarnacho dn start him drama for Chelshit lol.. Didn't even take too long 🤣🤣🤣🤣