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Gbarnacho dn start him drama for Chelshit lol.. Didn't even take too long 🤣🤣🤣🤣

raumdeuter:
Logistics business is the fastest way to a heart attack and blood pressure

2 guys we go primary school together died within 6months of each other both were in Logistics business. One of them used to stay overnight monitoring his fleets through tracker one morning his wife woke up to find him slumped over his laptop dead.

Me sef don try trucking before for Naija. The only benefit was that I knew all the lungu inside Nigeria when trailer go abandon truck for Ido ani, 2 weeks later say trailer get problem for Kaduna road, etc.

I've legit never heard anything good from people about it..

Very difficult to hear positive feedback from transport/logistics business private investors in this country lol..

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Ten/Twelve more points from these fixtures for UCL next season... Looks tricky, hopefully the boys are able to get the 10/12pts..

Four OT fixtures suppose help us 🙏🙏

https://x.com/i/status/2035391201377989023

The duplicity of man lol..

Suddenly Piers Morgan realizes that he can become a victim, he's now worried, agenda no come dey sweet again..

Hopefully the cheerleaders of war realize that there's no winners or losers in any war..

Everyday I thank God Garnacho departure was an outright sale..

So all the financial heads in this administration sat down together and agreed on such stupid loan deal with the UK government..

As usual the same Gilbert Chagoury gets another contract from the FG without proper bidding process..Over $11bn now given to the same man without due process..

raumdeuter:
I think in the next 2 weeks Trump will declare victory and leave the Iran war

He can't put boot on the ground and he has done as much as they can do with the air bombardment

Victory as how? There are reports that Iran allegedly might now be charging for passage through the strait of hormuz..Sanctions against Iranian oil has been lifted allegedly too, Russia might also be supplying gas to Europe again..

If he's getting the extra $200bn approved, then he might continue with the foolishness but I honestly struggle to see what he's achieved in almost three weeks of the whole brouhaha..

Everywhere is just economically messed up..He should just rest so things can return to normal..

Ellexy:
Liked Carrick's post match presser. Enough trying to be politically correct. He rightfully called out the referee and the VAR officials.

He has too..The buffoons( ref and var) were the same set of people that denied us a goal against Burnley which the FA apologized for later on...

That's four solid points taken away from us by the same set of idiots.. Seeing reports everywhere that Arteta called him disgraceful and embarrassing after his terrible decisions Newcastle vs Assnal sometimes last two years and he didn't officiate any Assnal game again for almost a year..

So Morocco also staged a walk out in 1976 AFCON.. Wahala for dead body..

Na to see what CAF will now do..

One Brig. Gen, Two Lt. Col, three majors and many soldiers all dead and we're still in March..Now two bombs have gone off in Maidugiri..

Still no words from BAT..But e no take am one hour to tweet back to back about AJ accident..

Bruno man, where would we be without him? Make them secure am with better lifetime contract, if he dn too old, he'll become player/manager..

Hopefully our forwards just don't let him down this season..Five more assists for him and agenda go see agenda run..

Trending Video Shows Nigerian Secondary School Students Bullying Their Schoolmate 💔 pic.twitter.com/D3YQuKobWM

— Somto Okonkwo (@General_Somto) March 13, 2026

Everyday I pray make person no whine my pikin for school abeg... There's no need to treat these ones as kids, stomping the helpless boy's head, omo 😟😟

APC Ronu Lagos Branch dragging Sanwo-Olu b2b because Sanwo-Olu commissioner called the BRT girl is just very funny..

“Oyo police are k1”lying us. We arrested a bandit last night and the police have released him this morning.”

— Resident of Jobele in Afijio LGA, Oyo State, on the Ibadan-Oyo Expressway cries out as other residents are seen protesting. pic.twitter.com/lj8cWGNDIO

— 𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 (@AsakyGRN) March 11, 2026

Why police go dey sabotage citizens like this ffs?

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Lmao

BlueRayDick:
Baba dropped thesis on how Tinubu is Fixing Nigeria and even combating insecurity issues in February 2026. He eulogized Tinubu's government like the best thing after jollof rice.....

Less than a month later, kidnappers carry baba demanding 100m ransom from his family.

Individuals always making silly excuses for government, now them dn kidnap am..

When fellow citizens complain, they call it wailing..Let the government he doesn't want to be held accountable for the insecurity in the country, go and pay ransom for him..

Eintracht Frankfurt’s U9 goalkeeper has been playing in the wrong position. 😳pic.twitter.com/Mf0vOA3kI7

— Football Talk (@FootballTalkHQ) March 10, 2026

If this one becomes a GK when he grows, na to give fans high BP lol

PEACE RESTORED IN KUKAWA.
The people of Kukawa LGA, joined by their Assembly member, are celebrating Lt. Col. Umar Farouk and his team for bringing calm and safety back to their community. pic.twitter.com/z4wdSkrslk

— Hon Nuhu Sada (@NuhuSada0) February 27, 2026

Them dn murder this Lt.Col. 😟😟😟.. We're loosing top military men..

Chai

BlueRayDick:
This is the same Jihadist Terrorist Lai Mohammed once told us has been defeated "technically". Chai!

It's getting worse.. Have noticed the bastards are not laying ambush for our soldiers again.. They're rather going to attack barracks head-on..

WATCH: ISWAP Releases Video Of Simultaneous Attacks On Four Nigerian Army Camps; Many Soldiers Killed, Weapons Looted pic.twitter.com/i9ItfLVqDe

— Sahara Reporters (@SaharaReporters) March 9, 2026

The usual victory parade of these cowards.. Like how many of these videos have we had?

At this point, the over 11k deaths of last year is looking like a child's play..

MorataFC:
Nigeria once operated a two-grade petrol system too.
The lower grade was known as “Ordinary,” while the higher grade was called “Super.”

I think it was due to economic challenges, the dubious practices of some petrol marketers who sold ordinary petrol as super, or importation issues that both grades were eventually merged into a single petrol type.

Thouh ordinary petrol and super petrol still exist in Nigeria. You might be lucky to buy super petrol if you happen to get fuel that is refined locally, but they are no longer differentiated by price.

Every tangible thing dey always be throwback for this country, smh

Bombblacks:
Tonali is genuinely a must buy for me.

He's crazily good..It's like he's become extra good this season..

GloriousGbola:
price of cement is also tied to cost of fuel to deliver it.

the iranians have been under embargos and conflict for over 40 years
since the proxy war with iraq of teh 80s they have been preparing for this
they have a giant land mass and mountains
eliminating the Ayatollah may have backfired because now there is no single figure who will surrender if it comes to that

Trump has chosen to surround himself with sycophants and nethenyahu is winding him for his own purposes

i am reading they may have to put boots on the ground. they think they can use their current divide and rule tactic by using the kurds for their dirty work

I doubt Trump is crazy enough to go the boots on the ground route.. There's no actual winner in this war to be honest, there's rumors of America killing school children now..

Whatever they're doing anyway, let them stop, both parties.. We're being taken advantage of down here..

Cement - 11,200
Fuel - 1,250

This week go dey bloody..

Make Alex Otti begin work fast, small mathematics competition like this one and Abia is last 😟😟..

Good first outing for Alex Onyia and his team..

APC man: Before the man (Tinubu) came to government, he was an accountant. He had a very high-paying job.

Mehdi: Where did he work for?

APC: He was working with Mobil...

Mehdi: Some said he worked for Deloitte

APC: Yes

Mehdi: But Deloitte said they have no record of… pic.twitter.com/PDdfXowuYd

— Morris Monye (@Morris_Monye) March 7, 2026

"I'll do better than SeyiLaw or Bwala gang"..

What exactly do you want to successfully defend about BAT?

Nigerians, GATHER HERE!

Daniel Bwala was roasted on Aljazeera.

“Since Tinubu came to office, the situation has worsened. Nigeria is now the 5th deadliest country in the world. 11,000 people were killed in Nigeria in 2025. Are you proud of that?” pic.twitter.com/iDdCsjXlTM

— NEFERTITI (@firstladyship) March 6, 2026

From SeyiLaw to Bwala..

Just see people's reaction at 3:45 lmao

iamoyindamola:
How did a banker become a minster of power

https://x.com/i/status/2029831193491898441

BAT spent #17bn installing solar and the APC defense was "Is he going to go to his house with the solar?".. "He's saving money for Nigeria"..

I'd like to imagine what the thought process of the minister of power would be when the person who appointed him to improve the nation's power sector, abandons the national grid.. What's the zeal there again to work?

Everybody is now complaining.. Electricity is zero, fuel has gone up to over #900/ltr..Deceived people with band a,b,c nonsense..

https://x.com/i/status/2029682904557613277

https://x.com/i/status/2029571264201834511

Wahala dey this country..Just imagine what's being done to Nigerians and the present government is only concerned about elections..

patrickmuf:
I fear for Spurs...If they go down, we have to go for Van De Ven...

Very huge possibility seeing their fixtures list..They colluded with Amorim to deny us a trophy last season so fvck them..