₦airaland Forum

Wow! So my bat was captured

Op, you ain't seen nothing yet. Dis one wey Bubu dey live for air, how him wan take read your letter?

Na so I just dey look buhari as him talk say him wan fight kuwopshun to stand still.

Shey na from air him wan take fight am? After France, Cyprus then Brazil and then amazon forest then Bermuda.

A thief can jail a thief simple.

missKiffy:
Jesus turned water to wine, so technically it's not a sin, except if it's a non alcoholic wine Jesus turned water into

And the bible never proved if it was alcoholic or non alcoholic wine

After baptism people change their names e.g Chimamanda to mary or adopt a second name, I hereby baptize origin and call it malt. It's now a non alcoholic drink.

Justdulla:
Christians don't have religion or culture that's why they keep living like swines...a situation where a pastor is busy collecting tithes and the congregation are suffering or a religion where anybody picks the Bible and calls himself prophet.. A religion that has no direction or focus, today its celestial, tomorrow catholic, protestant,adventist......Bad people will do bad things but don't blame their religion,blame their own person...as for the christians amongst you,its better you find God now before its to Late,turn to Allah and ask for forgiveness for being blind all this while.

Let your Allah strike your pen!s for me! Your religion grooms terrorists, promotes violence and persecute the innocent and you used your silly fingers to type poo and mess like "turn to Allah" as if the guy you people keep hitting your head on ground for actually exist.

Third world war will be the world vs islam.

Buhari haven't seen anything yet. Very soon Nigerians will be quoting the book of lamentations from the bible for him.

Mehn some movies just make me sad.

I thought MAZE RUNNER was poo but what I did not know was that SCORCH TRAIL will be worse. The whole idea of the movie was conceived in a toilet. The plot holes is obvious and both 1&2 don't correlate.

Islam smh!

Godspeed boko haram.

If you see someone wearing hijab in Abuja close to you my christian brothers and sisters......TAKE OFF!

They can kill the Muslims for all I care.

Do you really blame him? The man is old and forgetful.

hmohammed:
I am tired of these Ibo idiots. Please leave Nigeria for us

First, you're a product of cross-breeding. Ask your mom to tell you what she slept with to conceive you.

doctokwus:
For this piece to be analysed and put in context, can the op give us a breakdown of the distribution during the gej govt, so that an objective analysis can be done.
Thank u.

The difference is 44. If you see nothing wrong with it then you're lost.

Sadly it is true. Take a good look at buhari and you'll notice he belongs to a coven.

What does witches, wizards and buhari have in common? Flying! They all like flying.

Hotel transylvania

Ah ha! Useless man! Shey him been wan die inside that house abi

Breaking news: Buhari to visit Nigeria. He has forgotten he's the president.

cheruv:
He's planning to fly to France soon

Na that one go make bird enter the plane engine.

Now that's one funny and matured reply.

Before nko! Considering the way he's been busy dragging airspace with birds. All na evasive tactics.

If I were u, I'll monitor them till I leave camp. I'll give them 10miles distance because boko is real.

And he married her when she was what? 16, 17? Shameless old man! After the girl gave him the knacking of the life a night before the election, why won't he die?

obixcel:
Hunger Games: Mocking Jay Part 2 just recently showing in cinemas. I downloaded it and found. Out it wasn't even interesting,and it's very dull. If they like they should act part 3 I no go bother myself. Not impressed with dis.

So u want to judge the movie based on the unclear version u downloaded right? I love that movie and find it interesting especially when people find it boring.

See it at a cinema or wait for the clear version.

theimmortals:
it wasn't even made for you in the first place

What I do?

So make I read those things because of one sugabelly? Abegi!

I give up

Jumia! Criminology dey worry una o!

susrite:
here sir https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16y2eP0dPzkiZ9O8cQQZQENirXkjpSve3WjVXk6lZypE/htmlview?pli=1&sle=true

Just phones and house appliances?

What kind of accessories is in stock and their price? What and what do they give discounts on?

Friend zone bad! I haven't recovered from the friend zone one girl made me enter. I just remembered it now and I'm slapping myself silly.

So Islam is a yardstick that will checkmate the collective reasonable decision for a nation?
Because the north litter terrorists everywhere is the reason they won't support it thereby bringing the terrorist mohammad and their bloody religion into it hmm?

Senseless region and religion.