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Wait a minute!
Buhari has only SSCE certificate which people still doubt. He has no university degree, no international recognition whatsoever after stepping down as head of state, no national recognition except running for president for 3/4 consecutive times, nothing at all.

How did this man become the president of Nigeria?

ipledge10:
movie will still dey

Hunger Games
The Martian
Pan
The last witch hunter
Macbeth

On a scale of 1 to 10
Predestination: 7/10
I understood the movie but I keep asking myself till date, how did he first meet himself?

Cloud Atlas: 0/10
I sat down for 2hrs plus watching moving pictures.

Instellar: 3/10
WTF happened? Why were they looking for another inhabitable planet, what was killing earth?

Deja vu: 5/10
The storyline is crap.

Paddington
Ted 2
Vacation
The wedding ringer
The cobbler
Get hard
Home
She's funny that way
Spy
Minions
Hotel transylvania 2
Penguins of Madagascar
Just the ones in my head right now

Apc just can't handle the truth.

Truckpusher:
Not at all, I'm a good man and severusSnape is a good boy too.

We share one thing in common sha! We shoot down zombies before they could fly higher.

Lmao! You guys are really jerking off on this thread.

Iroh88:
Fair enough.

Truckpusher and SeverusSnape una too wicked

WTF! How's this sh*t amazing?

onyepapa:
The only truth you can get from the mouth of the northerns this days is good morning. Let him swear to die that he knows nothing about it

You still have to check if it's truly morning.

Buhari thinks running the affairs of Nigeria as a president, petroleum minister and minister of tourism is easy abi?

He just realize that Nigeria of 1985 and 2015 is not the same.

Eh! Who or what is boo?

Honestly Sanusi must be high on kwale weed! 197billion times 12 is giving me crazy figures here. Imagine multiplying it by 24months or probably 36months and see if one won't need a bigger electronic device for that.

Sanusi, we get it. You hate Jonathan's administration but spewing nonsense like this won't help anyone. The treasury would be empty for real and buhari won't be flying around carelessly.

funkyibodude:
you are very confused convert 3 meters to feet and see what it gives you.. King cobra can reach a length of upto 20ft or more that is why it's called the King cobra Ok. Google Na your paddy

My bad.

funkyibodude:
@op you forgot the KING COBRA, that snake should be on the list because it's venom can kill a full grown Elephant. It's found mainly in central and south eastern Asia. It can stand up to 10ft..

O boy! U can lie for africa o! 10ft? Then how long is the snake?
King cobra can only stand as tall as 3meters and that's when it's in combat ready mode.

Op, black mamba is the deadliest and it takes ten seconds to kill. Though I hate snakes, they are fascinating creatures especially when you follow their documentaries. You will learn about them. what makes them deadly, when they are vulnerable, what their enemies are, etc.

I also like MONGOOSE because he/she knows how to kill any of them.

antibiafra:
What's this one saying . totally OP. That's the problem hee, Owerri people hope you are taking note. So you have concluded that all Owerri people are saboteurs. Igbos hating on each other and you want biafra

Shattap you rochas butt licker. I'm from Owerri and so what?

pickabeau1:
Is he not British?

No mind dem. Nigerians like claiming people abi you no know?

I think I have a better view of this country from here. People say things according to how they feel not how things really are and that's too bad.

The runaway lion.
He wanted to see the world but the world wanted a piece of him.
Lion abroad will be like, if you enter naija and dem open cage abeg no comot o! Na set up. Lion meat don dey hunger dem again.

As there are set to start bombarding each with probably nuclear weapons abeg God, no let any missile walk astray o!

Just saw me and earl and the dying girl and I'm just too sad. It's like the faults in our star remake. A guy, another guy and the dying girl. I've cried my share sha and it's worth it.

Mourinho made chelsea popular. It's only right that mourinho takes chelsea back to where he found them before his glorious exit!

It's time to party like there's no 2mao! Chelsea don lose o!

Chelsea is gone mehn. They're gone!

Sylvia is a thief and can never smell that government house again!

APC shitheads can't accept defeat cause they feel that they can't lose. Bayelsa is just small compared to what will happen in Rivers. If they like they can kidnap PDP supporters but nothing will change. Bayelsa down, Rivers to go.

So chelsea thread fit dry like dis by dis time last year person no gree us hear word.

naijapips02:
who is running? who took him to court in the first place? is the case not in court as we speak? is it not IPOB zombies that are threatening the government release him and stop the court process?

I thought you guys are the most peaceful tribe in Nigeria? Why don't you shut up and mind your freaking business.

PassingShot:
In your own wisdom and Dele's, the FG has not handled Kanu case well but I tell you that I believe the govt has done well. Let heavens fall because of incaceration of a man who openly asked his supporters to kill Hausas and Yorubas. Let whoever wants to go to war do so because a secessionist that boasted he will kill anyone who voted for the president should he come across them is incacerated. Kanu has committed treasonable offences with a lot of evidence. As such he cannot be treated with kid's gloves.
Dele can continue to speak from both sides of his mouth, na him sabi.

After Kanu ordered the killing of Hausas and yorubas, I immediately went out to hunt my yoruba neighbors and to lynch the Hausa guy selling his stock peacefully. Well Mr, we're no zombies unlike the president that lost an election one time and some youth corpers lost their lives because his zombies were ever ready to kill.
The blood of the innocent will speak for justice on buhari's head. He will never rule Nigeria in peace.