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The bobo dey find more twitter followers and he's gonna get it.

There's always hope

seanet01: Omo you go hear wen for second half. This match Juventus can never win. Quote me anywhere

i dey quote u now

They thought it was last year champions league where they played anti-football with luck and got away with it. This year luck went on vacation.....sorry chelsea, better luck next champions league.

It is in yet? 3 - 0

O mehn! Juve dey tächi club

Chelsea must go

Night watch: Oga i dey for dream armed robbers kill you.

Oga: so u were sleeping on duty.....u are fired.

Soldiers sleeping on duty post....them don dey fear like police?

Sh*t! How we lose to kenya for our game.

1. Money talks
2. Fvck jay and silent bob
3. Euro trip
4. The mask
5. Paul

1. Meet the spartans
2. When nature call - jim carrey
3. Longest yard
4. Head of state
5. Diary of a mad black woman(funny part)

why not like 20 funny movies? This is injustice.

Ignore some certain things. Whenever am angry i just walk away.....try it.

Dig deep in that punany, search and discover....dats wat i'll do.

So nobody mention ABDUCTION. After seeing the advert try no to see the movie cos it will send u to sleep faster than sleeping pills.

I don't care if they are arrogant or cocky, but when they lose interest to me i lose back.

Flat, little or no boobs and period.

Teemah Fashion: This is really annoying. I'm presently being lied to by my boyfriend, he claims to love me and he's cheating on me but he keeps denying it while i'm being faithful and honest to him," God bear me witness ". The last time i checked his phone i saw a msg he sent to a lady, i tld him i was going to call her & he ensured he got his phone bac 4rm me but i saw the look of dishonesty on his face & the next thing he said was "lets stop checking each others phone" can u imagine? After he made me vow with d bible to remain faithful with each other. I got home that day and called to tell him it was over btw us, that i was going to stay single than remain in an unfaithful relationship and b4 i knew it, he was at my place begging telling me he can't afford to loose me, ok, apology accepted. Most tym wen i call, his line wil b busy 4 so long and later he tells me he was only talking to a friend. I'm nt sure i can take it anymore, all i'm waiting for is to catch him red handed and i'll just find my way out of his life. We are both applicants, i don't nag him or demand from him, i still take care of myself in my own little way, i love him and i'm being faithful to him. What more does he want. I'm waiting for that faithful day the Lord wil expose him to me and that wil be the end of our relationship

If u're waiting to catch him red-handed, u're on a long thing cause u will turn blue.

Now, these are the type of women guys should be afraid of.

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This is just one of her many lies. She's a liar by profession and in all the lies, she got caught. Horrible professional liar.
I still dey show with another lie she blow.

lucenzo: dude do you sch in futo.

yep....any award?

It neva happen to me but to ma friend. He had this babe that is called ogechi and she's one horrible liar. She dey lie we go still catch her but she go enter phase 2. One morning she told ma friend she's travelling to Abuja via flight and by noon when she gets to Abuja she's going to call him. Me and ma friend were in class when she called, telling us she just landed...ok o!
I went to town to withdraw money unto futo things na and saw her standing in line along side me. Tapped her on the shoulder, she saw me and shout "jesus christ! u scared me." i neva knew i have a scary face.
Babe, what are u doing here thought u were in Abuja? "oh yes...she was suppose to be in Abuja but they cancelled her flight ticket."
Me no talk again. After withdrawal, i went back to school and told ma friend and he called her on phone and asked where she was? She said she's in town...ok o! And he asked who called us then? She said she wasn't the one.
Mehn, up till today we dey find who make that call. She's now a role model to some gals.

Nigeria will be a better place without this animals and their religion. RELIGION OF PISS

Never mind, they will still fall victim again.....just wish they can use this juju on this stupid govt....chop and die.

tobechi74: Ur wife ask ha to test u.its a test

Maybe sha or she was just teasing him u know gals na.