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Papikush:
he should be patient enough tolet the matter fade off first. Like maybe December or next year.
Get a picture of a very beautiful lady and use as dp on every of your social account

If she's smart, she will figure out the joke is on him. My advice is this; he should look for a girl and fall in love with her. While double dating, use her picture as his dp and say so many nice things about her.

See if she finds it funny after you must have told her she's your new bae.

Nigeria should deport me too. I think I'm a citizen of Australia.

I haff tire for Nigeria sef! One day one trouble.

I believe you op. Everything you mentioned sounds and look like what those staffs are capable of.

There's no official trailer yet jor! Guys just made me comb youtube like a forest and yet saw nothing reasonable.

Which department?

Neroski:
Ahhhhh,arent they suppose to be related

So if you see your long lost cousin you had no idea existed and you guys click instantly, how will you know both of you are related?

Lemme check

I haff smoked igboo, drank monkey-tail with volume 5 plus a little codine all because I want to sleep. Na wa for sleep o!

oyetpel:
Well, went for the red button after watching it. And again, the s€men part was very funny. How did the blind man jerk off inside that cup? And he even wanted to inseminate the lady, he cut the lady's trouser near where her vj is. The blind man was just so sharp and perfect, he made everything unreal to me. My point is, the blind man acted as if he was expecting some burglars, his actions were just so straight forward and sharp for someone who cant see. I wish they had used a real blind man, like Game of Thrones did with Maester Aemon's character.

He lost his sight. It's only normal that his other senses are enhanced with the help of his brain.

Now I want EFCC to investigate Serie A and Juventus. They made pogba look so good to either;
1. Get Man United to pay more
2. Make their league look attractive

I pirry man u sha!

I'm really waiting to see if Mourinho will disappear to the dressing room before or after halftime whistle

That was fast!

I call draw! A barren draw.

I'm using a HP 630 and for the past two days it has been giving me headache than the actual headache. After putting on and it stays for like 10mins or so, the system hangs. After that, the mouse starts working but still won't be able click on anything. If I don't pull out the battery or hold onto the power button, it will remain like that till the battery is drained. If I pull out the battery or forcefully shut it down, when I put it back on the whole process repeats itself.

What could be wrong?

Cutesexy1:
lol how are u sure that he will still not fail even as a roadside mechanic

It's just an experiment. If he fail there also, he can then buy him the complete tools for Palmwine tapping.

Maybe Abraham decided to have his own book instead attaching inside genesis.

ASL33:
When your son in a 4 yr program fail in year one and 1st semester yr two please clap for him and buy him presents.

Or perhaps he should wait for him to fail completely before renting out an open space under a mango tree and buying him mechanic tools.

Tent, Ipod, torchlight and 5 ounce of weed!

mrvitalis:
Theg there n be sleeping on bike... There are websites and there are websites

For example how much do u think this betting companies spend to maintain their sites per month

Nigerians can be funny

Try and have common sense abeg.

This una advert no sell o! Let one guy from Norway decide to burn Koran on live TV tomorrow, una go know how friendly and safe north dey.

Abeg make una move this nonsense go joke section jor!

krendo:
My favourite all time foreign minister Odein Ajumogogbia made a very good argument

We are more suited for parliamentary democracy where only the elected MPs choose the prime minister. At least there will be enough sensible MPs to select a competent prime minister

Our demographics just makes it hard to produce a sensible President

Nah! It still won't work. The tribal war will be taken to another level. People with the same ideology and culture will still present their people as potential candidate for PM and in this case, the region that's got the highest number of MP will determine the outcome.

Our best option is to restructure and relive FG off excess power or we break up naija.

Richy4:
All this were just English language.... The main question there is what you feel was the current stage of Nigerian Federalism
mention the strengths, weaknesses, opportunities and threats.

Exactly. Just add examples when discussing.

armadeo:
This movie was deep.

Isn't it the one about the boy with leaves on his legs.

Yep! It was deep indeed.

FriendChoice:
Waiting for you to quote that Quran verse or forever take your lies somewhere.

My question is very straight forward. Quran verse I said not Hadith? Don't deviate.

Even in the Hadith He married her @9 not 6. He was engaged to her @6. And married her when she attains puberty @9.

Shameless liar.

At the end you made yourself sound more "stupider". So 9years makes it bearable huh?

5th wave and Triple 9. I cover my memory with da blood anytime I think about them.

I'm sure both the op and tochukwu was fathered by Rochass

Interesting

Odd life of Timothy green

pissedsteve:
Rock, its not about the app, thats where people get it wrong, it only shows that no one really cares about how I feel, so much to say,really wish I can pour out my mind here but I guess thats life for you, people only care about themselves

Now, have you learnt your lesson about posting stories online whether true or false?
This is just to let you know that 90% of the people you tell your story don't care, the remaining 10%...well kinda are happy it happened.

What's the name of the app?