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I like you very much. That is a statement of fact.

The question is, do you would like me enough to be my girl.?


I used this line on a lady once on a phone, and then cut the call. The lady called me back asking me where I got that line from..

I told her that I consulted my dead ancestors for inspiration, and she laughed and laughed.

Two days later, we were already on our first date.

GMBuhari:
Dear Dr of Insanity , weldone you have done well

I knew it wouldn't sit well with hate mongers , monsters and baby factory products, Cattle is their product , What were they rear is their factory
and where they sell it is their shop

Yeebos should take their shops from all Yorubaland, if / when we want to buy fake products, we will travel down to Aba , I bet that didn't sit well with you either

Yeebos want to leave.
That is why there is an IPOB which is the greatest nightmare of the average Yoruba man.

Yeebos already left In1967. It took civil war to bring them back.

Igbos will leave with all their businesses as long as that would mean leaving to a new nation.
You know the same businesses that employ hundreds and thousands of non-yeebos living in that vicinity.

Yeebos will not leave and still remain one naijeria.
Yeebos will leave as long as they know they are are going back to a new Igbo nation.

GMBuhari:
Like saying Yeebos should sell or produce their market from their own villages, come back and lecture me on how it's not the same thing

You are insane for comparing apples and oranges.

These are the kind of people selling buhari to us.

Animals and mad people.

Please.
The most important thing in the air right now is sai buhari.

Anything else is a distraction..

The people of jos should vote buhari for more progress.

Damn.

Why don't I ever get to meet women like this?

One lady is pestering me since morning to send her something for her birthday.

..

Lalas247:
Yh but the ones in the West apart from cheating ... are not so bad why ?
The country won’t allow them act savage .. it’s very civilised
They are desired don’t get me wrong but it never last ...
they always leave the ladies most times ... even a lot of mixed raced babies around with Naija dads ..
They have their cons too but just check YouTube and search .... UK only ... I don’t know about other countries .

The good ones are the ones born here or immigrated when they were u der 10 years old .. those are the best ... the ones most date
Their mentality is intact

The ones born there more often than not don't have that naija style.
They are not different from black men from that country.

The same black men these ladies are already tired of.

What makes a Nigerian man desirable is a product of his Nigerian -ness
And those foreign bred Nigerians don't have it unless they have spent long time in Nigeria or grew up among conservative Nigerians.

This was actually what I was afraid of.

That they would rally around and give us a fight of their lives.

The cluelessnes of the coach was a factor I was counting on.

Lalas247:
Do u blame the girls ?
Look at how disrespectful most Nigerian guys are ...
It’s even spilling over to the West ... ask most ladies which country of men they avoid ... they all shout Nigerian
It’s sad ....

I actually think the reverse is the case.

Nigerian guys are good catch. It is now a normal occurrence to hear how a certain nationality like Nigerian men.
In the west, a lot of Nigerian men are really desired.
Our game is fresh, we are alpha and also generous unlike the "going -dutch and 50-50"shitt they are used to in the west.

But I have never seen any group of men say they like Nigerian women.
Nigerian women may date foreigners, but it is not like there is a general desire for them.

Though you are right that a lot of women are afraid of Nigerian men. Though it is not for those reasons you think.
Most times, it is because these Nigerian men would make them fall in love hard and then leave them for a Nigerian later on, thereby breaking their hearts.

Nigerian men are the most desired in Africa and one of the most desired group of black men in the world.

If you know you have a heart condition or high blood pressure, I would advise you not to watch that match.

There are going to be a lot of scares, possibly even goals from both sides.

messi left leg should be hijacked by a good defender.

Unlike Ronaldo, Messi's right leg is useless. But his left leg is used to maximum devastating effect.

He must be monitored at all times and must never be allowed to take a pass or shot on that left leg.

Aguero too has the uncanny ability to win a game in the last seconds.
A striker whose lethality can not be overstated.

The midfield and defence have a lot of work to do.
Nothing good comes easy.

maron5:
Mikel is trying but he is over rated...the likes of Lukas Modric,Matic can move with the ball and even score goals...I still don't know why is yet to retire from the team.Iwobi is young and can run with the ball without doing the back pass.Someone who has confidence to face his opponent and move fast.

I would prefer an Nwakali to a Mikel.

This world cup should have been used to groom a replacement.

I don't see why we couldn't take good very young midfielders like the Nwakali brothers along with Mikel to the world cup .

They don't even need to start, but I am sure they would have replaced Mikel in the competition when they finally play.

Look at what they did against atletico.

maron5:
Mikel is trying but he is over rated...the likes of Lukas Modric,Matic can move with the ball and even score goals...I still don't know why is yet to retire from the team.Iwobi is young and can run with the ball without doing the back pass.Someone who has confidence to face his opponent and move fast.

I would prefer an Nwakali to a Mikel.

flames01:
Do I need to remind you that obasanjo, a Yoruba man, ruled for 8 out of those 16 years and that Jonathan was his proxy for another 2 or so years?

Flaaaaathead, you belong to the generation of slaves in Nigerian politics. Kiss the truth.

Look at this neophyte.

OBJ that renderd tinubu and the Yoruba ACN useless, and filled his govt with igbo people.

If you believe OBJ was representing Yoruba land then you must be high as fucck.

Yorubas didnt even vote for him in his first term but opted for olu falae.

I have told you. Just enjoy your time in the sun with buhari.

Once he leaves next year or in 4 years time, you would know what politics mean.

flames01:
Flaaaaaathead, you will remain a slave forever in Nigerian politics. You will never get Biafra. You will be used and dumped by APC with promise of 2023 presidency, but you will never get it.

I spit on ojukwu and Kanu for being idiots.

Just the same way, your people were slaves in over 16 years of the PDP.

Don't worry. That buhari that you people are riding on to relevance will go one day.

Una go hear am then.

skales67:
This has got to be the most funniest comment I have ever come across in 2018!

See delusion at it's peak!

So Phyno and Flavor add yo-robber lines to their songs...no wonder they are so popular!

At this rate of your thinking, it can be agreed that you should be chained before you run naked into the streets. You need to be taken to a rehab. Now I know I am actually arguing with a se.nile fellow

They are deluded.

English Nollywood speaks a lot of igbo as a majority after English . I wonder why it is popular in different parts of Africa and Nigeria.

The average Yoruba mind is a deluded mess.

[quote author=flames01 post=68753005]Igbos are ever ready to go back home. That is what IPob wants.

You know the same IPob ,that has become your greatest nightmare.

Your afonja people hate the idea of igbos going home because that will mean the end of your one naujeria and the beginning of your perpetual poverty.

Igbos are not lazy. We will always excel with or without Nigeria, Unlike you coneheads parasiting on Niger delta oil.

And we will not go back home and still remain one naijeria .
If we ever go home, it would mean going back to a new nation. And that is the greatest nightmare of the average Yoruba man.

We went home in 1967. It was your people under Gowon that needed us back and brought civil war.

Spit on awolowo for ensuring that igbos don't go back home.

I actually wished he didn't.

flames01:
If your gully erosion can feed you, why did your entire tribe come to the southwest?

Why are you people the greatest chanter of one naijeria if you truly feed us?
What do you feed us with? Amala, gbegiri or agbo?

You also feed the igbo owners of big businesses and companies that employ hundreds and hundreds of your people?.

If you have a public feeding scheme, then why do I see chronic poverty written over your land?

You dey craze.

she is fine, if not I would have blasted her.

RexTramadol1:
Ebuehi was outstanding after coming on for Idowu




He really used the flanks well aswear!





Kenneth was great too alongside Balogun



The penalty given tho' there was contact



But it wasn't Tyrone's intention, instead he wanted to shield the ball



The GK also did well.

I don't know why Tyrone is still on the bench.

He is our best wing back. And plays for a bigger club than the rest of his competition.

ClassRep001:
Ipod youths right now wishing it was iwobi or Moses who scored.

Igbos after seeing the news

And if the Igbos respond, this guy along with his fellow Scumbags will accuse them of hate and bigotry.

Igbos is the definition of football in Nigeria. A single musa cannot change that.

But thank you for ruining what should have been a neutral thread.

Amakababe:
you talk exactly like an experienced prostitute. No offence.

Why would you say that to someone's wife?

No wonder your GPA is 0.2.

Iheanacho good linkage with the midfielders is a major reason why our attack looked decent today.

Ighalo would have isolated himself.


Iheanacho starts on Tuesday.

kehinde1588:
Now I understand you.
You peoples problem is lack of "self esteem"

Igbos are arrogant, igbos lack self esteem.

Choose a struggle and stick with it.

You made an obviously biased statement painting yourself good while calling others devils, and when the inevitable backlash came, you accuse others of hate and self esteem issues for responding.


You dey craze for head.

kehinde1588:
This is what am saying because I bear the name "Kehinde" u automatically developed hatred for the comment and the commentator without even trying to bring out sense from the comment. Get well soon bro.

I don't hate you because of your name.
I don't know you.

But I could have hated you now because of your obvious bias.

And the reason for your bias is reinforced by your name.

You are a scumbag. According to you, Yorubas are saints while igbos are devil.

You no get sense.

His father's name is chuka iwobi sef. An igbo man.
And one tunde calling himself ednut on nairaland said he is from kogi.
Ignorance on nairaland can be baffling.

kehinde1588:
I can tell u categorically that majority of the westerners have no hatred for the Easterner. The little ones that hate do that for political reasons and the hatred is unnatural. And I also know that the igbos hate no Westerner too but the kind of comments I see online that the Easterners make about other tribe is detrimental to the harmony of this Nation

.Yes, igbo hate while others don't hate them.
What is your name again? Kehinde.

Get the fuxck out of here.

ednut1:
beauty came from d dad. Kogi/irish man. No be biafra

Kogi man ke?

His surname is iwobi and you are saying the father comes from kogi.

Does that man looks kogi?

samzzycash:
There is one things I learned from this match and it is the fact that. Odion ighalo have no business playing for Nigeria. If we make it to the next round he should be sent back to Nigeria still.. Nonsense

Seriously.

Iheanacho first touch ability and good interplay with the midfielders is a major reason why our attack looked decent today.

Ighalo would have been so far up the pitch, with his poor first touch and poor football brain to make any serious impact.

Ighalo better not start against Argentina.

LesbianBoy:
I wonder why Nigerians are celebrating. We are not going to the second round we won't beat Argentina!

We don't need to best them.

Get a draw against them, and Iceland lose or draw against Croatia and Nigeria qualifies.

Argentina is already salivating but God pass them.

You will need to visit the obi of onitsha for citizenship.