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ICYMI...Nigeria is dead footballtically!

ajasbaba:
IMPOSSIBLE IMAGINATION

That's why it's called imagination "the image making power of the mind"

My imagination runs deep and this surfaced last nite....imagineyou boughta piece of land which used to be a cemetery(the seller didn't tell u about that coz he/she thought if you knew, you'd probably reject it) then you built a bungalow on it. Apparently you don't believe in ghost/reincarnation/life afterdeath and all that stuff....now on your 3rd day living in your newly built house, you start hearing strange sounds coming from the ground in your compound(like someone was wrongly buried coz they thought he was dead)...now he's hitting the casket so hard and crying for help underground your house.....what would you do?

I humbly nominate myself

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The world's most powerful nation has been hit by the dreaded Ebola virus disease. As the Ebola craze heightens, American rapper Cam'Ron known for his hit track "oh boy" has put his entrepreneur hat on, he took to his Instagram account to introduce his customized Ebola masks.
According to him, "Ebola is no joking matter...so if you have to be safe, be fashionable" Lol

Going bald at your age is a result of too much masturbation. If you indulge in it, either you slow down or better still stop it....or it might just get worse.

Thief! Don't do biz with this guy if you don't want to part with your hard earned money...cheap thief! Scamuel

acenazt: 2FACE IDIBIA is and will remain the best. ASA is too good. And MODE9 is something else. This 3 Music makers are what i call real. But 2FACE is on the Pop and Afropop genre. Rnb goes to DAREY ART ALADE.

I totally disagree, 70% of 2face's songs are Rnb, he switched to pop just for commercial success and still didn't sell out. Though dare is on point but he always trys too hard to sound American. 2face uses his Nigerian accent on Rnb songs and still sound better. There's no doubting the fact that he is the king of Rnb/pop in 9ja.

The quality of music from the Nigeria music industry has the tag of inconsistency clipped on it, you cannot pick an era of constant great tunes, perhaps, the era of highlife/juju/afrobeats can be singled out, aside that, nothing else.
Nowadays we(Nigerians) just listen to good beats and "wack"(mediocre) lyrics called songs. Personally, I have a list of selected few(musicians) i listen to and now I would tell you why i choose them.
Modenine: Hiphop(genre) is simply poetry spoken fast on beats but many tend to misunderstand this phenomenon and hence the administered corruption to our ears. Moddy is hiphop and real, a lyricist extraordinaire with hits like 360 degrees poetry, formidable, elbow room, contradiction, Lagos state of mind...etc
Notable mentions: Lyrical g(ph), overdose, freestyle, Jesse jags, m.I, vector, terry da rapman, ikechukwu and sauce kid.
ASA: soul(genre). Asa is a near perfect songstress and has all the makings of a Grammy award winner, she can be compared to Macy gray. She ccombines traditional Yoruba words with soulful sounds which to me is a perfect combo. Her self titled debut album topped charts and went multi: platinum
Notable mentions( Bez and Nneka)
TUBABA: Rnb(genre) 2face is a household name, loved by the old and young. He never fails to deliver and has a catalogue of hits attached to his name. He has won so many awards locally and internationally. He is simply a legend.
Notable mentions psquare(lacks originality) omawumi, Azadus,ojb and pheelz)
just my 2cents folks!

so true..I can to relate all on the list.

Mi casa es tu casa.............beautiful!

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Arab big boys preordering already....

I bet the pillars are more than the rooms(Aso pillar)...our President sure needs tutorials from the Sultan of Brunei on presidential living

Having so much bills to open every gate...just like bill gates

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elbow room, 360 degree poetry, formidable, Lagos state of mind, regular guy, contradiction....etc

Ultra violence, Flipside, Florida kilos, Money power glory, sad girl......by Lana Del Ray

Skip the brand loyalty and save more money like you receive royalties.

Wise-ass mofos, those oil wells are probably drying up. Ask yourself, would I sell my pops house if there's a scared room that keeps minting out cash?( nollywood movie)...''Local buyer'' pls don't do it!

I usually don't do this but it took shippyme 1 month to ship just 2 tablets i ordered from amazon, they also have an unreliable customer service with a rude lady picking up the calls. I won't advice anyone from using them but as for me, it's a rap with shippyme. No hard feelings

please kindly help me with the unlock
code for Huawei E173u-2
Imei 869878000670223. Thanks

hmmm....(memory lane) playing canta ball, when watching willywilly gives one goose bumps, days of backlift, rolling tires, wording(lol), fighting @ d backyard while ur friends watch......(back to the present) typing this ish on my smartphone....damn! how i miss d old port-harcourt township(nostalgia)

@culbobby

Oboy dis keyamo guy is swimming in mone¥,only him be asari dokubo,julius agwu and e.t.c lawyer. No 1da he wants 2 become a governor(delta state)

Blue film

So on point! I love it when i read/see what is real,thumbs up 4 u bro.

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Gibberish!?

Shen Teh: What is zha dipperance? You are nat a ram but you are 'Cool-Bobby'! Are they both not to be deboured zuring haffy momants! Shege! Bobby por Sallah... Zhe thought alone gibes rams some lebel op comport.

I saw this somewhere and it made my day. Animals can be funny too,you know. Ever wonder what goes through the minds of other animals when they watch rams/ewes get slaughtered on salah day?

Statistics don't mean nothing in nigeria. They can never get it right with numbers,like they said kano is densely populated than lagos. Go to the streets and see real hunger,forget paper talk.