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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Culer: 9:47pm On May 18, 2025
ChefDevvy:
Here is my response to you, my account was restricted
you're a madridiot, but this is so apt. He's not the smartest.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Culer: 9:45pm On May 18, 2025
Andrewbaba44 thank your God for spam bot wey hold me hostage. You for see real toxicity this night.
RomanceRe: “i’d Write My Way To Your Heart” – Single Lady Shoots Her Shot At A Young Man by Culer: 7:08am On Dec 22, 2023
flokii:
The Tobi lady go don chop plenty breakfast.. desperados dem.
Lol.
You Low IQ Nigerian men will never disappoint.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Culer: 5:49pm On Dec 16, 2023
OhBritannia:
Today's game will be the ultimate test for xavi.
every game is "the ultimate test" for xavi.
Make una dey play
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Culer: 7:43pm On Dec 14, 2023
brandon180:
But say Laporta sacked fraudvi who do we sign? Good coaches no dey again, and Barcelona will always be obsessed with the blaugrana playing style. Its a dilemma fr..
The present girona manager Michel is good. Sociedad manager is good too but it'll be very difficult to get him as he's a native Basque just like zubimendi.
There's also hansi flick who I know you'll talk about his shambolic stint with the German national team, but nagellsmann isn't getting results with that team either.

If Xavi is sacked before the season ends, the only logical one would be flick as he's currently without a job. The other wouldn't come mid season, they are both doing well with their teams, so they can only be poached at the end of the season.
RomanceRe: What Do You Do When You Like A Guy Who Has A Girlfriend Already? (VIDEO) by Culer: 11:09am On Dec 14, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:
😂 😂 grin.
Thank you.
wickedt. You dey laugh the guy English 😭 😂😂
RomanceRe: What Do You Do When You Like A Guy Who Has A Girlfriend Already? (VIDEO) by Culer: 11:01am On Dec 14, 2023
DDIA:
When will I have a taste of your buns? cool
🤣🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Culer: 11:17pm On Dec 10, 2023
udatso:
No inquiry needed. Xavi is shit. He has a hard time reading the game. We have too many over pampered players lead by Lewashitski.
lol. Stop wasting your time with blind xavisexuals. Everything but xavi is the problem to them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Culer: 11:08pm On Dec 10, 2023
Wetin wise person siddan from afar see, foolish dingbats wey near the thing no go see am.
That's all I will say
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Culer: 8:19pm On Dec 08, 2023
andrewbaba44:
Well na your papa and your mama be foolish clown

You only look for chance to criticize the team ,but when they do well you act dumb like your useless epileptic father

How many games Barca don loose this season ? Even your igwe guardiola have lost more games than Barca this season

Bloody coward
😂
Atleast I sabi my papa. You wey nor know who your papa be nkor? Your mum was a Cheap whóre who gave her stinking cunt to every dick, tom and harry she came across. She even do pusssy bonanza for riff raffs on the street. Useless man. 😂😂
Your pikin die of hunger because of your wretchedness and na the generational curse wey follow your unidentified riff raff papa na im dey follow You so.
I bet you didn't give that kid a befitting burial cheesy
You prolly wrapped the corpse With a worn out mosquito net and dumped it under a bridge.

Zombified goblinated twa.t
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Culer: 4:38pm On Dec 07, 2023
Coolx:
Do you even listen to ur self so we should be whenever player under perform
Waw well done
You dey mind that foolish clown? See the way he is hyperventilating all over the thread as we don win 2 games. But when we consecutively fail to win, he'll suddenly disappear.
HealthRe: 19-yr-old Dies Of Drug Overdose During Intercourse With A Lady In Delta (photos) by Culer: 4:35pm On Dec 07, 2023
Ekugbeh:
If it were to be the other way around they would be accusing him of drugging the lady.
if I was the other way round, You nairaland nitwits would say "olosho no be work, good for her".
Una must always find a way to blame the woman whether she's the victim or perpetrator.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Culer: 1:59pm On Dec 06, 2023
Na wa o. In 10 years time person go still come here see you both having the same argument about krychowiak wanyama and boateng.
Ridiculous.
RomanceRe: The Type Of Men I Don't Want (personal Opinion) by Culer: 9:31pm On Dec 02, 2023
Hilarious 😄
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Culer: 4:27pm On Dec 02, 2023
Kilishihunter:
Oboy which kind Girona come be this one na
those guys dey ball
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Culer:
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
E be like say MTN don cut internet service 4 AndrewBaba44 & Firstbornwrds location. Two Xavisexuals promoting mediocrity. Such a pity! Thank u MTN
You sef observe am? grin grin
When the going gets tough, them dey always enter ghostmode. The original werey Andrew went as far as saying Messi spoilt us, that our normal level is MEDIOCRITY 😭
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Culer: 9:16pm On Nov 21, 2023
Estevao who plays for palmeiras under 20 team in Brasil youth league is better than yamal playing for Barca senior team in a professional league 🤡🤡🤡
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Culer: 10:24am On Nov 21, 2023
grin
HealthRe: I Am 22 And I Don't Have Beard. What Could Be The Problem? by Culer: 3:19pm On Nov 18, 2023
It's your genes. Check your father and uncles, they prolly struggled to grow facial hair also.

There's nothing you can do about it...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Culer:
My goodnesss! Some people are just... is it selective blindness or outright dumbness? cos I can't for the life of me fathom certain garbage takes 🥺
Werey even say lewandowski isn't good enough to start for wolves or west ham 😁

You're all over the place defending the trashy manager because he was a legend, you'd better wake up from your slumber. Blabbering about injuries and financial problems. So are you telling me that this group Of players aren't good enough to beat shakhter? Can't dominate and win Porto, celta, getafe, Granada or Mallorca convincely? Lol!

We've struggled all season even against the minnows and you're here bullshitin' about injuries and financial problems. A good manager adjusts to what he has and makes the most out of them. Real Madrid do not have a striker, they lost they goalie and best defender to injuries, yet ancelotti adapted to what he has in that squad and they're doing quite well.

Xavi has been here 2 years and still hasn't implemented a defined pattern of play (don't even know if he has one or just utterly clueless), no urgency no nothing, just passing the ball around lethargically for the sake of it.

Y'all blind xavisexuals want the club to burn to the ground and reach the lowest of lows. Walai It wouldn't happen!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Culer: 8:18pm On Nov 07, 2023
We've been struggling since the beginning of this season even against minnows, but we're supposed to suck it up and thank xavi because some of our starters are injured 😭
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Culer: 8:15pm On Nov 07, 2023
One idiot here said Messi spoiled us. We should be happy with these mid performances week after week😭
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Culer: 8:12pm On Nov 07, 2023
udatso:
Let me just keep quiet because if I talk, na every body go collect. We don't even have an identity of attack. We just play and pray somehow one individual brilliance gets us the goal. We can't even weeve two consecutive 1-2 passes in the opponent's box. Disjointed attack with useless wingers who can't dribble a dying old Grandma. In fact make all of them getat....even if we win this game, I won't celebrate it cos this performance is trash. On a normal day na Barca be boys suppose teach these guys lesson. In fact pick the worse la liga team and they would beat these guys. I spit on this team and coach.
I don talk this thing tire. They said I'm a pessimist. That the terrible display against sociedad was "bad day at the office"
Lol. Una never see anything
HealthRe: Some Nigerian Doctors Forget Tools Inside Stomach After Surgery!!!! by Culer: 2:32pm On Nov 07, 2023
Ekpekus:
So sorry to hear that.. what about the numbers if successful surgeries on individuals in your neighborhood that saved their lives? Abi dem nor dey do surgeries there?
are you daft? You clearly admonished anyone who has close ones that have experienced what the OP is talking about to highlight it to clear doubts that it isn't mythical and I did so.
HealthRe: Some Nigerian Doctors Forget Tools Inside Stomach After Surgery!!!! by Culer: 1:49pm On Nov 07, 2023
Kenmatt:
OP be truthful to your self.

Not just because you want your Post to grace the "Promise Land" you're dishing what many a man think, assume which may be far from the truth.

How could you say you have lost countless of relatives and friends as a result of Doctors forgetting instruments inside their Patients stomach.

We have actually heard a lot about this, but how many times has it happened.

Please, if you're very sure it has happened to your close one, kindly highlight it here.

Let's not just be hitting on myths and jettison fact
it has happened to someone in my neighborhood, he died as a result of the negligence of the doctors who forgot a pair of scissors in his abdomen after a "successful appendicitis surgery".
RomanceRe: Men Will Treat You Base On How You Portray Yourself, by Culer:
ocdeut:
You missed it. When you have a well dressed woman and you see a intimacy gadget outside, you'll surely devour it. At same time protecting your own and never want them to dress like intimacy gadget. You are addressed the way you dressed. Know it and know peace
So what's the essence of being modest/well dressed when her idiot man would still go out to cheat on her and expose her to all kind of STDs? Do you see how stupid you sound?

The problem with You guys is that you want to eat your cake and have it. It doesn't work that way.
CelebritiesRe: Damson Idris And Lori Harvey Break Up, Unfollow Each Other On Instagram by Culer: 8:25pm On Nov 06, 2023
Eduadolero:
I can't stand a heart break. If you not ready to stay in my life don't come close.
Bro, why you dey use fake female account? You gay or a scammer ? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Damson Idris And Lori Harvey Break Up, Unfollow Each Other On Instagram by Culer: 8:22pm On Nov 06, 2023
VaginaAcademic:
Them just dey pass Lori harvey around like blunt
or she's the one doing the pass around? We no dey stone age again o my nigga.
CelebritiesRe: Damson Idris And Lori Harvey Break Up, Unfollow Each Other On Instagram by Culer:
Ginaz:
Who your body epp? she's happy with her boobs and if she wants a bigger one she could have done surgery. jealousy kee you there.

her men takes her over the world for vacation, your boyfriend takes you to the bathroom to fuvk. what a useless life!
You actually believe that the person operating that account is really female?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Culer: 12:46am On Nov 06, 2023
BykeLaByke:
Resorting to ad hominems is how I know I've been replying a juvenile all these while.

No wonder you mention Valdes in the same sentence as Ter Dogshït. grin

Woh...shift one side and go do some growing up.

Also...one last tiny piece of advice.

Stop typing like a naija delta militant... absolute dweeb. grin cheesy grin
Go and sit down jare. Smallie.
How many goalies now are better than MATS? Can you mention 5 active goalkeepers now who are better than Ter Stegen?
Open mouth Waa dey talk Nonsense with confidence.

Say na valdes. Person wey we go almost get heart attack that year if opponent was running at him 😂

You're a troll, a dumb one at that and I'm done with you here. Oya gettat! undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Culer: 12:39am On Nov 06, 2023
BykeLaByke:
LMAOOO...slandering BARCELONA'S greatest goal keeper cause of Ter Dogshït is definitely a new low. cheesy

Putting the great Victor Valdes in the same length and breath as Mac Andre Ter Dogshït makes you deserving of a public lynching wallahi...

Victor Valdes in that situation against Madrid last week with Barca being 1nil up would have chosen to rather die than concede a goal that would put Madrid on level...not to talk of conceding two goals that would give em 3points...

Valdes was definitely not the best out there in terms of shot stopping...but one thing we could definitely do was count on him.

When the lights were brightest he soared...not the mentally defeated simpleton Barca parades in goal now.

Put some respect on Sir Victor Valdes' name man.
this boy you're a dumb Billy goat. Valdes was never considered to be one of the best goalies in his time. Valdes used to concede long rangers like water to the extent that opposition players would always shoot from long distance against us cos he wasn't good at saving long range shots. Lol
Valdes who used to make alot of silly mistakes? What made valdes stand out was his excellent ball playing. He played with a world class team around him with a great manager. We were almost always with the ball so it was difficult to get an attempt at our goal. Valdes was known worldwide as the weakest piece of that team. I'm not sure you watched barca then. Prolly still 3, suckling at your momma's tits 😁

If Rivaldo a legend of ours says Ter Stegen is a far better goalie than valdes was, who the fvcking hell are you, a stupid little boy to say otherwise? Dumbass.

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