₦airaland Forum

Cooljoe1:
oga go sleep jor *trash 4whr

Lol! Una go hear am

Cooljoe1:
ur eye ehnnnnn.....
Ow 2dae match go be na?

Donno' buh jz watchin as Chelsea trashes Man U

temitopeabudu:
Lol...I was in church and I was tryna post a comment but the pastor's strong looks won't allow....#HalaMadrid

Chaii!! Dia'z god ooh! Yhu go cheerch dey admire pawstore? Bah?

cooljoe:
pls sire, he's cooljoe1. Tanks sire

Lol Sir. Just saw the difference

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Cooljoe1:
cupid abeg *ur church/mosque dhey on vacation?

Cooljoe abeg remove the "ur" and replace with "our. That way it'll be better"

fightforchange1:
RHCP - zephyr song...

His Mistake-Usher Raymond

Cooljoe1:
nd u go school ball *smh 4u

Yep!!! And dahs aw we ball wid balls

Cooljoe1:
wait....let me consult my el classico
textbook

See your life,,,dem send you school you go school road...lol

fightforchange1:
Cute...

Damn cute

Cooljoe1:
which means CR7 is 3in1

Prove the equation CR7=3^1 Lol

Cooljoe1:
which means CR7 is 3in1

Prove the equation CR7=3^1 Lol

Cooljoe1:
which means CR7 is 3in1

Lol... You can say that again

La Liga goals this season: Messi + Neymar + Luis Suarez = 16
Goals Cristiano Ronaldo = 16 Goals

yelonelo:
I don't trust him 2 do much, if not join the usual bandwagon of most of nigeria's leaders. Are u his fan?

Not really dear, got that write up from an Fb friend's wall.

Comrade Reuben Msugh Mbator wrote......


I write this because of millions of Nigerians who
are below 30 and who constitute a significant
chunk of our voting population. This is the ICT generation that is largely ignorant
about the events of the General Muhammadu
Buhari era (1984-85) and so can be misinformed
and misled by needless propaganda. I have sat with many in the under-30 bracket
and those slightly above who only have faint
recollections of the Buhari era and the level of
ignorance about that era is amazing. Before being MILITARY Head of State, General
Muhammadu Buhari had been Governor of one
of the Northern States (under General Olusegun
Obasanjo’s Military government) as well as
Minister for Petroleum. He later served as
Chairman of PTF under General Sani Abacha. Please consider the following unassailable facts: ��He birthed and supervised the establishment
of our existing refineries. ��There was no religious crisis while he was
Head of State. It started under his successor
Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida regime! ��In his time as Head of State he reduced
inflation from 23% to 4%, by fiscal discipline
and a homegrown economic team (not achieved
under any other era, even military). ��Jerry John Rawlings of Ghana took over 2yrs
before him, and killed all the corrupt leaders,
while Buhari only sentenced the corrupt leaders
here to prison. ��Under his watch as PTF Chairman, what he did
in road construction in that short period hasn't
been matched by almost 16yrs of the PDP rule. ��Hospitals and universities around the country
never witnessed as much benefits as they got
from the PTF from any government after or
before his time. ��Despite serving in senior capacity in the oil
sector, first as Minister for Petroleum and then
Petroleum Trust Fund, Buhari has no petrol
station, much less a rig, refinery or an oil block
like so many of our leaders. ��He could have retired into nauseating
opulence like most of his counterparts (IBB or
Danjuma or even OBJ) but didn't. ��Instead of hobnobbing with the high and
mighty, he has cast his lot with the ordinary man
most of who follow him out of hope and belief
in his values. People who know him have said of
him... "All I need from Buhari is his word, I can
take it to the bank". ��He is the only politician in the country today
who fills rallies without renting a crowd. The
Kaduna rally of 2nd March is eloquent proof! ·He refused to collect an allowance while serving
as Chairman of the PTF because he said since he
was already drawing a pension from
government, his conscience would not allow
him to draw another salary from the purse of the
same government. ��He is the only former head of state that does
not own property or land in Abuja . ��Every attempt to rubbish him through probes
in time past eneded up vindicating him! ��The man who was asked by Olusegun
Obasanjo to take over the running of PTF before
it was scrapped with the aim of probing and
indicting Buhari, was the one who ended up
being prosecuted for misappropriatin g $100m of PTF funds! Buhari again, was
vindicated ��He has OPENLY challenged those who accuse
him of religious fundamentalism to come out
and show proof. No one has till today, taken up
the challenge. His personal driver of many years
is a Christian from Plateau State! ��His government initiated the War Against
Indiscipline and Corruption that has made
environmental cleanliness, queuing up, not
urinating by the roadside etc features of our
national life even till today. Does it then surprise you why corrupt people
would be spreading such heinous rumours
about General Muhammadu Buhari? He is a threat to them and they know what he is
capable of doing to corruption and corrupt
people when he comes into office! So shine your eyes and make the right decision. If honesty and probity are the things you want
for Nigeria, now is the time to choose right. Now that you know better, will you please
educate anothers BY FORWARDING THIS TO AS
MANY AS YOU CAN!!!

urcutecrush:
Eleyi gidi gan -[

In English please.

Got this from some blog. I intentionally omitted the names mentioned by the guy.

A tweep wrote this. His girlfriend is so evil Read Below.. They say keep your friends close and your
enemies closer…i wish i did the opposite. I never
thought my so called friend that i thought was
real would be the one that would do what he
did… it pains me that i have to expose all this the way
im doing it, but i just needed to help those of you
that trust your friends blindly to know the dangers
of trust. You see this my so called friend, he knew
almost everything about me, because i felt i could
trust him, i had no idea that this stupid motherf*cking back stabbing girl friend snatch
and f**king useless son of a b*tch friend liked the
girl i was dating and he had plans. Lemme talk about how i met the h0e…im sorry im
describing her thay way but she obviously is, i met
Nora on twitter…we started
talking and getting close then against everything i
stood for, i started having feelings for her…real
feelings. She stays in Uyo, i visited her a couple of times
and well…you know, a bunch of things happened.
This b*tch was the first person to start preaching
about love…before i queued in. Everything was
fine until, my nigga started acting different. I have
to mention his useless name at this point. Stanley behaving strange and i didnt know why. Then one
he said he was going to Uyo, that he had a Job
there…we’re both photographers so it seemed
normal…this so called job became a lil frequent
and due to the frequency, he started getting
sloppy. The b*tch was so good at acting she kept
everything so f**king cool, calm and normal. But
stanley was getting sloppy…then one day i found
their sexts on his phone…i didnt wanna believe
because i had come to love this girl…and i regret
meeting her…or trusting Stanley I didn’t say shit yet, I was
f**king hurt but I just kept shut and acted cool.
When he said he was going to Uyo (again), I
asked to go with him; he refused (of course), even
after I offered to sponsor the trip. I also called her
and told her I wanted to spend the weekend with her, she claimed her parents were coming back to
the country, so I just let her be. A day after he left for Uyo, I went too! I just
wanted 2 confirm with my eyes cos deep inside
me, I wished it was all a lie. I was madly in love
*sigh*. On the same night I arrived Uyo, I went
straight to her house. I entered thru the backdoor
(my usual entrance) I know where the keys are kept. My heart was beating like Manny Pacquiao
was training in my chest. As I was about entering
her room, I heard his voice, making funny noises.
I wanted to just bust the door open, something
told me not to. I opened the door slowly, one eye
closed, hoping I was mistaking. Nobody was in the room. The sound was coming from the
bathroom. I tiptoed to d bathroom and opened it.
Guys, I SAW MY CHICK GIVING MY BEST FRIEND A B-J. I simply lost my mind. I just left , unable to think.
Silly me. I should have taken a pic to end their
useless careers. I ran out of the house. I heard her
calling my name. I was disgusted. The b*tch
always refused to give me a bj whenever I asked,
claiming that “Only H0es Do That”. WTF? The worst part is the bastard had the guts to betray
me after all i had been thru for his stupid good for
nothing a$$*…how i stood up for him on various
accounts. If you dont wanna end up like me, be
watchful of the people!

marieolae: going through ur post, must u always say “fuckingg”. U r nt tired ni?

He cant thats why he's caled "FUCKSHIT"

lalasticlala: Umaru Musa Yar'Adua

29 May 2007-5 May 2010
(Died in Office)

duration: 2 years, 341 days

Chai one of our best presidents so far

eazzzy1: Nice pictures hail Nigeria, Ibos welcome, Gowon 12-Ojukwu 0 Away. Happy Independence day.

Manchi talk what you know

fightforchange1: Yea, he did. Thats y hes by himself. ..
He was looking for somebody talk crazy to I guess?
Fool!

Guess he didnt know what he had. Now he has lost it

marieolae: Hmm. Noted.

Stop noting and go to bed Sweet.

Poor state of the commercial city yet the governor was awarded nationaly yesterday. I keep asking myself,"What has this man achieved since 8years now yet he's Federal for the Senate"

fightforchange1: Telling me i was going to fail school.

Calling me dumb..

Saying that i say stupid things.

For real, he says all these to you?

My MUM

PDP is one party that is killing the future of Nigeria. Governor T.A. Orji doesnt deserve a dime. That man is a complete failure and he's incompetent in all angle.

Glocee: Dear, i thank God

Thats great