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adedayourt:
op did u just finish a quickie wit dat guy bhind u

maybe, if all your imagination can make of someone drying his clothes is that they got stained during a quickie.

Why you want him back
1. It has nothing to do with love! He broke up with you, I mean he dumped you, how could you ever love someone like that ever again? Unless love's nuts well, love is nuts.
2. You want him to make the break up feel less painful. You want him to hold your hand, look you in the eyes and kiss you goodbye, make the breakup a memorable one. You crazy? Who does that? Well, in the movies yea.
3. You want him to feel how you feel right now. You feel horrible, you're delusional, you're anxious, you're literally restless, making  wishes, checking every social network and stalking him like many crazy psychos do. Yea, that's what I'm trying to tell you,you're developping symptoms of a mental problem and you wish he was too. 
4. You wish he would change his mind so you would break up with him and get the last laugh literally, like " hahahaaaa...in your face, you really thought I wanted you back?"
5. You want him to tell him how awful the sex was;how he didn't know what to...where to... and how to... and when to... Lol
6. You want to know what his family and friends are saying about the break-up, what he's been telling them. You wish they could hear your own side of the story.
7. You wish you were irreplaceable. You always felt so until he burst your bubble! Ha...!  
8. You have never been dumped before, never thought you would be. Hahaaa... Sorry.
9. You always thought he was "the one" how could he not be? Duh! Everyone's "the one" cutie, until you get your head outta the clouds and start thinking straight
10. You never ever ever want to see him with another girl especially not one who's prettier, yea, who's prettier than you are (who were you thinking)

sojiboy:
Are you sure Christy Told you this? With the way I called your L. I name u should know that I know her very well. Her house isn't far to mine, I ve ur pictures downloaded already and Ur comment screen grabbed. U will be call upon sooner than u expect to explain what u mean. Dora, good one

No I'm not sure Christy told me because I never said she did... Considering u're so highly placed and know the LI by her first name,you should also know she's on leave and her duties as an LI handed over to another lady whose name I don't know. Her current position,whether temporary or permanent qualify her as an LI doesn't it? The lady said so,u re free to call upon me however soon. I quiver with fear... Final 'word':Nonsense rubbish! Mtcheeew!

spycamera:
It's true here in Oyo. I had confirmed it from our CLO and some of my colleagues ( Corpers) have done theirs. I'm on my way to do mine. Don't know what they want to achieve but it's not the same thing as Monthly clearance.

I just learnt from from the LI that the motive behind the headcount is to investigate and discover ISIS recruits working undercover as corpers :/

sojiboy:
When u reach make I know ooo

Ayaf signed oooo... Pheew!

Parce que je suis en route Abia to get my head counted. NYSC Head-count palavar!

sojiboy:
When u reach make I know ooo

On my way,just passed 9th Mile. Last month during july/Aug. Clearance,dats hw someone signed on my name. I'm diligently praying for that kind of mistake right now ehn! Whether no be my signature o make biro just show for the space. Lol

Happiness87:
cool, hope you didnt go to see your bf, lol.

try and get info on whats up, and plan how to sort it out

LOL. Nah,my reason for travelling considerably justifying Isn't it a reasonable excuse if I told my LI I had to take some time off the village life and solitude to go and flex with family and friends a tiny little bit? I've been away only two weeks. Hehehe...

Chibabi:
Ma dear, same with mi o. M in Kogi right naw, tinkin of how to get to Abia by 2maro. Wia in Abia are u serving?

Lol. One village in Umuahia south called Nsirimo. What about you?

Happiness87:
are you from benue?

Yea,I am

Over a thousand viewers on this topic! LOL. If I were to die from panic I would be far gone by now. Phone rings,I pick it smiling... ''Dora start coming back,they 're doing head count today 'n tomorrow!'' shuuu...! Well,am still in Benue,finding a vehicle to Abia around past 10am proved futile so I'm leaving first thing tomorrow

haibe:
Informative. . We were told about it in camp too

I see. So how's the jungle? Lol. Are you also required to submit forms with your monthly clearance enlisting atleast 10 people you've successfully registered in your community?

I learnt about u-report while I was in the NYSC Orientation camp,Abia. We were not properly sensitised or educated about the program or perhaps I didn't listen very well to gain sufficient knowledge about it,but I registered for it. After camp,to sign our clearance for June allowance at the L.G,we were asked to submit our clearance form and attached to it a copy of a u-report form with atleast 10 people's names and numbers. Ignorantly or others due to laziness and non-chalance,we filled the form with our fellow corp members' names and contacts and submitted. During the last CDS meeting however,we were asked to re-do the june u-report process as it was discovered that our enlisted contacts were invalid. Out of curiosity,I browsed about u-report and I now have sufficient information to my advantage and also to use for the sensitisation and education of the general public. The Knowledge;we are supposed to sensitise and 'register' people not just collect numbers at random to fill our forms. Well this knowledge is more beneficial to the corpers who are yet to understand what u-report is.(While some are actually ignorant about it others are deliberately non-chalant)As a corp member and having acquired this knowledge,I want to use this medium to encourage you all to register.
What is U-report?
U-report is a free sms-based system that allows young people to speak out on what is happening in communities. It is a messaging tool allowing anyone from any community anywhere in the world to respond to polls,report issues,support child rights and work as positive agents of change on behalf of people in their country/community. The aim is to check development in communities and work towards improving the standard of these communities. It works in collaboration with UNICEF and other organisations.
How to register on U-report. You can register on any network by texting "join" to 244530. Encourage others to register too. It begins with you. You can browse U-report for more information.

360frolic:
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So this is allowed? You can wear skirt for NYSC if your religion forbids trousers?


SOURCE:

http://www..net/2015/07/photo-nysc-member-gets-skirt-uniform.html

see Abigail o! i knw d 'normal' corper from NACC lodge Abia

thisisayus:
OP, I'm not buying all those. If you serve in a rural community then you are definitely going back home after service year or do you pray to settle in a rural area? No opportunity, No hustle.

Nah,not definitely... How many get retained after serving in Urban areas though? I'm currently serving in a rural area,I'm enjoying all the benefits the op listed above;I am the first 'French' teacher at a private sec.sch.here in Nsirimo,Abia. My students and the teachers alike are very enthusiastic about learning French. And I am motivated to do my best.I plan to use this environment and opportunity as a platform for self-improvement in the best way possible. One may not be accessible because of his location,but he can find a job with the necessary skills and professional experience. There re opportunities alright,one just has to find them,that's where extra hard work comes in.It doesn't ve to be 'retention' to be a good job. I think...

I have a similar goal in mind;renovating the 6 classroom that is the whole infrastructure and the school itself. Going through this thread now has killed my enthusiasm for community service. I will do my best. Most of these posts are just plain discouraging. It's a pity really

My Uncle gave me his iphone 5 after I lost my phone. Me I don't know anything about iphones o. Considering its an adult's phone,no single social application is inside,he obviously used it only for calls and mails. So I went to app. Store and tried downloading whatsapp but couldn't,got a pop-up msg that I needed ios 6 to be able to run the app.same with camera 360 and other apps. Checked the phone version:3.1.3(7E18). How do I update the phone IOS as it doesn' t have an update option in the settings panel like the latest iphones? Please I need help,as it is now the phone is just like nokia torch

Raylight2:
got a similar plan for my host community already though yet to go for service.... tot I was going to use my personal finance... if sponsored, I'll change the benefit of the personal CDS.
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bookmarked

It's a good thing you have a goal already. Nope,not your personal finance at all.In the course of the orientation camp you would be given books about the four cardinal programmes of the NYSC including a handbook about CDS. It is stated in the book that on no account should a corp member finance a project with personal funds. So your source of funding should be keystakeholders. Getting sponsors is the major part of the project,you would have to appeal for funds. Wish us all the best

Babysho:
It doesnt download...I think its just another MTN network glitch

Okay. We should have more of this and often

ejihand1:
How did u do that bro

(f) no procedure. I just noticed that even after my mb was exhausted pages were still loading,so I kept browsing 'n browsing till nw

Babysho:
am browsing with my OperaMini right now...i didnt really check any link o....is it the stuff that is working for me like this?....i checked already...i dont have any secret MB or Airtime

Same with me. Didn't know about any free offer before now. I've Been browsing for about a week on my mtn sim without mb or airtime. Even right now,havn't tried downloading though

Fertilenigeria:
I used common funds raising strategy. It worked at the end.

These are the steps.

(1) Make a name list of all potential sponsors (like 1000 pepole if you are looking for 500 thousand naira) You are targeting N500 per sponsor. Note that any economically viable person can make this list even a bicycle repairer

(2) Write your project proposal. Try and understand your project so that you can communicate the benefit to people.

(3) Write your fundraising appeal letter and hammer on the need to sponsor the project as well as the immediate and lasting value of the project. Promise to mention them in the project launch and souvenir.

(4) Make contacts with all of them. I said all of them. Including pastors. They will either assist or spread the word which could expose more funding sources.

(5) Follow up all of them with calls, chats, personal visits. Just demand anything.

I invented this strategy and I used it to raise 680k in 3 weeks for my project.

Wow! This is motivational. Thank you. Alot

haibe:
Lol.. we really have similar experience, good thing u have embraced the place.. are u 2015 set?

Yea,Batch A,stream I

kaylechy:
Umuahia is a dead town! How u coping there?

The same way I would in a 'living' town

kaylechy:
Umuahia is a dead town! How u coping there?

The same way I would in a 'living' town

Fertilenigeria:
I successfully completed the Hope4kids Project in 2012 when I donated 500 customized exercise books and other writing materials to LEA in Anambra state. The platform I created is still making huge impacts even when I left about 3 years ago. So many corp members are commissioning projects based on the sustainability plan I designed.

The only thing you need now after passion is finance. You won't use your money to finance your personal CDs.

So, what you need a visible fundraising strategy that will help you to deliver the project on schedule.

Having done that, put up a project life cycle (timeline) with realistic date. this will help you monitor your progress and give you hope of completion.

Even though its a personal CDs, don't do it alone. Create a reasonable platform and involve the new batch Corp members with the hope that they will sustain your effort.

That's the skeleton of what you need for now.

Thank you very much. Yes,I know I'm not supposed to use personal finance. Its the fundraising strategies I need please. How did you get funds? Who did you appeal and who were those willing to/enthusiastic about sponsoring,donating. Thank you

haibe:
Nice thread.. *following*.. got posted to a village in Ijebu east too and the area isnt in a good shape, I doubt the population is even up to 70. hoping to drop my footprint before leaving... of course provided I don't relocate due to fear of how densely populated the place is and its kidnap stories..

I read your thread about being posted to a jungle,kinda funny,lol. I had a similar experience. When I first received my posting letter,I'd mixed feelings,considering I dnt knw anywhere in Abia. I was just anxious to go and knw what the place is like. Kai! The proprietor no try at all,the name of that school is a bait;"National sec.sch",I'm sure you can imagine what I imagined...Na im I climb okada,we pass all the fine fine houses come d enter bush,my countenance changed from anxiety to annoyance. When I got to the school I begged the proprietor to give me rejection letter,he refused,plus the fact that am the 1st French corper they've ever had,im no gree sam sam! I cried o. But I've embraced the place now and working towards doing my best in every way. You should too

I got to Abia state highly enthusiastic about 'service'. By service,I don't mean the short term for NYSC,I mean it in its actual sense.
I intend to serve with all my heart and leave my footprints in the sand of time. My PPA is in a village secondary school with a population of about 70. The school infrastructure is an uncompleted building that lacks facilities,basic amenities,I'm sure you can imagine.
My aim of creating this thread is to appeal to outgoing corper(batch B),batch C and ex-corpers who engaged in Personal CDS projects and successfully accomplished them to give me ideas on how to start and complete one. How to apply for and easily get funds.
I'm considering renovating the classroom block and staff room. Its a small school. Thank you for your contributions.

National Secondary school,Umumba,Nsirimo. Umuahia south area of Abia state. J'y enseigne Le Français

Anaskie:
My crush back in the days! Its really been a while. Y didn't u tell me ur serving in my LGA? . Hope ur enjoying the place?

my crush,longest time. I'd no idea. Its okay considering theres light n water,buh I'm lonely,no one around to talk with,just trying 2 adjust to the new environment

jargonzboi:
You are lucky sha.

Mine is Uturu.
Uturu is close to ABSU. And I learnt there is no light, no water but free accommodation.
I'm just glad that it's just about 10months left now anyway.

Ouch! No light,no water? Dats bad! Lol,of course,b4 we knw it we're done,all the best ko?

jargonzboi:
was in platoon 9. The "wrongest" platoon.

Posted to Isuikwuato lga. You nko?

Lol! Eyaaa... Buh she dem giv u accomodation,'n if there's lyt n source of water close,dats what matters most.Dem carry me go Nsirimo 4 Umuahia south,d place isn't bad tho,just dat its its a rural area,they gave me accomodation tho,there's lyt n water.

jargonzboi:
The fear of captain Bappha is the beginning of...

hehehehe....

jargonzboi:
The fear of captain Bappha is the beginning of...

hehehehe.... which platoon u dey? I de 2 Platoon