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Phoenix00:
As sleep no gree come, I say make I watch film... Watching the film Wolverine, I can't help but wish I had some sort of super power.
So if given the chance to choose, which would it be for you?
1. Super strength
2. Ability to read people's mind
3. Ability to fly
4. Ability to teleport
5. Self regeneration ability
Let's catch some fun,

That's all I need. Once I have the world is mine....

Billyonaire: I have all those you mention, but the one wey go sweet me pass, na ability to teleport into CBN and magically teleport the entire cash inside there come keep for my compound. Thats whats real, all others are spiritual. Now we need cash.

Ain't you a Billionaire again?

tonytony208: Let me lecture u on d art of pullinghimdown (PhD). You should look for something that is genuine, reasonable and sensible to attack the victim and not something that will make pple wonder if your head hit the floor very hard while you were growing up (just like the insensible you posted). When you post such nonsense, you will only succeed in pulling yourself down (just like you have done), while your supposed victim wins more votes (just like he has won mine).

Of course your deteriorated mind won't see anything wrong in a government that suggested putting to hold of congregations and events so as to curtail the virus holding rallies up and and down.

olrotimi: so what are you saying nw @ op. total BS. you dey find traffick ba? hope that name GEJ doesnt drive people crazy before the end of the year. why didnt you headline it as '...... while churches and continue to hold mosques services........' or 'while markets remain open....'. BS.

You are dumber than I thought. Do I own premiumtimes? And what's with the gibberish you posted. knucklehead!

Billyonaire: Define "Truth".

Truth

1 the quality or state of being true.

2 that which is true or in accordance with fact or reality.

3 a fact or belief that is accepted as true.

Unless you're not coming from religious angle, Sin is sexy.

Billyonaire: Sex is nature*s way of helping us fight stress, momentary fantasy and means of reproduction. Sex is not a sin, and there is no sin in sex, neither is sin sexy. Have lots of sex to burn calories, and remember always, you are missing it every moment you let the urge go without the action. Some day you will find the need but cant find the libido, cos of other superior passions and desires in life. Now, that you still happen to have the urge, use it. Love sex, its natural.

Funny but not true.

https://ynaija.com/politico/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Jonathan-at-rally.jpg


This government is becoming so much Insensitive. So GEJ rally is more important than the populace lives. Only the bandaged mind would attend these rallies.

Federal education authorities have ordered all schools to stay closed in response to President Goodluck Jonathan’s directive on gatherings over Ebola fears, but the president appears set to violate his own rule yet again by expanding his re-election rallies amidst outrage following two previous campaigns in Awka and Ibadan. The Federal Ministry of Education on Tuesday directed that all public and private primary and secondary schools should remain closed till October 13, about a month extension of normal school resumption date. [b]“All primary and secondary schools both public and private are to remain closed until Monday, Oct. 13, 2014, which is the new resumption date for all schools throughout the federation,” [/b]the Minister of Education, Ibrahim Shekarau, announced after a meeting in Abuja, with Commissioners for Education from all the 36 states. “This is to ensure that adequate measures are put in place before the students report back to school,” Mr. Shekarau said. Mr. Shekarau said the meeting also agreed that all Ministries of Education should immediately organise health training for at least two staff in each public and private school. The schools must ensure the trainings are provided by appropriate health personnel on how to handle any suspected case of Ebola Virus Disease, EVD, he said. The trainings must be concluded not later than September 15. The minister also directed all the state ministries to establish a Working and Monitoring Team and also appoint a designated Desk Officer on Ebola. The officers must report on daily basis to the commissioners on situation in the schools not later than Sept. 1. In further measures to curb a deadly virus that has killed five in Nigeria since July, Mr. Shekarau also ordered the immediate suspension of ongoing summer classes conducted by some private schools. Mr. Shekarau also advised all tertiary institutions to suspend exchange of staff and students’ programmes, visits, and major international seminars and workshops until further notice. “They are to monitor movements of foreign students in their campuses and liaise with appropriate government health institutions to organise and ensure effective sensitisation programme for all their staff,” he said. But while the directive holds, the Transformation Ambassador of Nigeria [TAN], a group campaigning for the re-election of President Jonathan in the 2015 election, has announced four more political rallies for the president. The rallies are scheduled to hold from Saturday, August 30, in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, for the South-South region; while another will hold in Minna, Niger State September 13, for the North-Central Region; and in Gombe three days later for the North East. The final rally will hold in Kano, September 27, for the North West. By September 27, TAN would have completed its final regional rally at least two weeks before schools reopen for learning. There were no indications as of Wednesday that the organizers of the rallies, which draw tens of thousands of Nigerians together amid an outbreak transmitted through body contact, intend to shelve further gatherings after earlier ones sparked outrage. The government too has not indicated it plans to halt the campaigns. Lagos lawyer and activist, Femi Falana, accused the government of lacking the moral and legal grounds to stage the events. “It is hoped that the organisers of the rallies will stop them on legal and moral grounds,” Mr. Falana said after the first two rallies. TAN kicked off its series of zonal rallies in Awka, the Anambra state capital, on August 16, just a week after Mr. Jonathan said such gatherings be suspended across the country. The Awka meeting, covering the South East, held just two days after news broke that a nurse under observation for the Ebola virus had fled Lagos to Enugu, about 78 kilometres from Awka. A week later, on August 23, the South-West version of the TAN rally was staged at the Liberty Stadium in Ibadan, the Oyo State capital, about 136 kilometres from Lagos, where health officials battled to trace primary and secondary contacts of Patrick Sawyer, the Liberian-American, who brought the Ebola Virus to Nigeria. While the government allowed TAN to continue its rallies, it made attempt to stop the Nigerian Bar Association [NBA] from proceeding with its annual general conference scheduled to begin on August 24 in Owerri, the Imo state capital. President Jonathan wouldn’t halt the rallies despite personally warning against such large gatherings as part of measures for checking the spread of the Ebola Virus Disease in Nigeria. “Religious and political groups, spiritual healing centres, families, associations and other bodies should, in the meantime, discourage gatherings and activities that may unwittingly promote close contact with infected persons or place others at risk,” Mr. Jonathan said on August 8 while declaring the control and containment of the Ebola virus in Nigeria a national emergency. The president’s directive came on the heels of a similar one by the Lagos State Government, which has been working hard to stop the deadly virus from spreading in the country. The state Commissioner for Health, Jide Idris, had while briefing journalists on August 6 advised churches, mosques and other religious organisations to suspend all activities that involve large gatherings of people until the Ebola outbreak is brought under control. The Minister of Information, Labaran Maku, also said at the end of the weekly Federal Executive Meeting on Wednesday, August 20, that the Osun Osogbo festival as well as other major events in the country should be put on hold to curtail the spread of the virus. -

Source: https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/167344-ebola-jonathans-re-election-rallies-to-continue-while-government-orders-schools-to-stay-closed.html#sthash.YvXCjxSK.dpuf

Mr. Adeleke asked the people to hold the APC by its words, saying “The APC, when they were ACN, said you should not vote for a party that does not have a senator. Today that Senator Lanlehin is now in Accord, I want to urge you the people of Oyo State not to vote for APC because it is now truly a party that does not have a Senator.”

This is serious.

More reasons why Ajumobi may never break the jinx of serving Oyo two times.

begwong: Seun you try for introducing the share button. We await the arrival of the dislike button too soonest.
kudos once again!

If you're waiting for dislike button you may forever.

iconize: Afro-gypsy musician, Wanlov the Kubolor, says there is a disease in Ghana that is deadlier than the Ebola virus or the Cholera that is currently killing a lot of Ghanaians.

According to Wanlov, instead of wasting their time in church, Ghanaians should concentrate on how to rid themselves of the diseases he calls ‘corruption’ and ‘lies’.

“We have a very serious sickness right now in the country. Ghana is currently hard because most of us don’t care about the country, we care about church and how nice heaven will be so we don’t want to fix the problems in Ghana.”

“Most people believe that instead of trying to solve our problems, we should rather pray. We are using prayer to waste time instead of doing the work we have to do to clean Ghana and make Her a better place. When I say clean Ghana, I’m not only talking about filth around which is bringing us the diseases like the Cholera that is killing us more than the Ebola. I’m talking about the corruption in our minds, hearts, the lies we tell to ourselves and believe them whiles we are lying to other people at the same time,” he told NEWS-ONE.

http://mobile.ghanaweb.com/wap/article.php?ID=323112

Sad truth...This disease is killing more people in Nigeria than in any other country of the world.

Meanwhile, Bukola Saraki his facing hard time as APC FC players in kwara state are on daily basis trooping to PDP FC.

Friday’s attack on a team of top officials of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corps [NSCDC], led by the corps’ Commandant-General, Ade Abolurin, by a police inspector is a continuation of a series of attacks on men and officers of the NSCDC by personnel of the Nigerian Police, video and photo evidence have shown. In 2013, the civil defence claimed that two of its men were shot and killed in Ikorodu after police officers attacked them in what it described as a commando attack. The civil defence said police officers ambushed and opened fire on men of the anti-vandal squad of the Lagos State Command of the NSCDC, killing two men on the spot while others escaped with gunshot wounds in the Ikorodu axis of Lagos. The men, who were killed, were Gabriel Adaji and Innocent Akegbe. The civil defence authorities said that the policemen subsequently released the vandals that its men had arrested. It is not clear if those alleged to have carried out the attack were ever apprehended and prosecuted. Also in March, Adeduyite Blesssing of the NSCDC and Afolabi Dorcas of Nigerian Prisons Services, NPS, were beaten to a pulp by police officers in Kubwa, Abuja, the civil defence said. The civil defence said the officers attracted the irk of the policemen in mufti who accused them of driving recklessly after they asked him to identify himself. “This led to a serious argument between them, in the process some Police officers in near-by Police Station in Kubwa-FCT intervened on the matter and they supported their colleagues in beaten down both officers of NSCDC & NPS to a state of comma, after bushed them with Gun, a police officer even threating to shoot them to death and nothing will happen since they (NSCDC) failed to learn from their lesson in Lagos where two of their officers were killed by Police & nothing came out of it. He even boosted that Officer Mathew that Killed them then are back to the station and walking freely on the street of Lagos,” the civil defence said in statement. According to the statement, the officers were detained and released 24 hours later after the intervention of very senior police officers. While conducting anti-vandalism inspection in the Ikorodu area of Lagos, with a team of officials from the army, the Economic and Financial Crime Commission, EFCC, the Independent Corrupt Practices Commission and other related offences, ICPC, and the Office of the Attorney-General, Mr. Abolurin were accosted by a team of gun-wielding police officers, believed to have been invited by some of the suspected vandals. A police inspector then threatened to open fire on his team for daring to conduct checks at the site, the corps said. The spokesperson of the civil defence corps, Emmanuel Okeh, said the police inspector, brandishing an AK47 riffle, challenged Mr. Abolurin and made it clear to him the police were in charge, and that he had no business visiting the site. Despite photo evidence corroborating the claims by the civil defence, the spokesperson of the Lagos State command of the Police, Lelme Kolle, denied that the inspector threatened to shoot Mr Abolurin. The police spokesperson, Emmanuel Ojukwu, later said the police was investigating the alleged attack. But from the manner previous clashes between policemen and civil defence officers were handled by police authorities, the NSCDC does not believe the erring police officers would ever be brought to book. Watch the video below. The Pictures below show a history of clashes between Nigerian Police and The Nigerian Security and Civil Defense Corps

Source: https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/167349-attacks-on-nscdc-officials-by-nigeria-police-caught-on-video-photos.html#sthash.E3Lscrel.dpbs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER6YUVaNV48

50calibre: The British don't play with their tea, the easiest way to a British man's heart (I mean a typical white British) is through his cup of tea or should I say cuppa tea.

Tea is to the British what kolanuts is to the ABOKkIS.

I'm guessing this granny never actually fired that weapon, the recoil of an AK-47 is enough to throw her several feet backwards.

with that gun, she's more of a danger to herself than the intruder she's trying to fight off

Fixed!
BTW, These women to me didn't change anything in history.

soulglo: Your husband is simply being selfish. Are you guys in Nigeria? If not I will suggest sex therapy with a licensed therapist. I understand now why you feel there's no hope. Your husband does not want to help himself. Start refusing his bribes. That might scare him because right now he thinks you're okay. Refuse whatever bribes he gives and express clearly to him that you are sexuall.y frustrated

You are not getting the OP's points. Her man won't just be the man she wanted.

joella1: Seems I left out some things.
1.You won't catch my husband with any toys.
2.He can't do long pre-intimacy otherwise all will be lost en route.
3.He used de-sensitisers for a short period but he says it kills all sensations for him.
4.He says HE enjoys what we have and I should be more understanding.
5.I suggested hand job(research)to take the initial edge off but he says GOD FORBID.
6.He bribes me with stuffs.

Forget it! what you need is neither your Man nor a toy, and definitely not your ex. You need an active living soul far away from where your husband is. I suggest you start following me.