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trendiitee: no evn raise any eyebrow.... Na feyi's post I see as per say I dey follow am nw....na so I cum see say na both of u dey here

**coughs***

Titiluvly: missed you too dear...how av u been?...its been a while



Goodevening lovely people..how are you guys doing?...missing una plenty o,,even though una no ask of me...no wahala ..

Curiouses swity..how u doin na?...misin u..

Sorry sweety, I mustn't lie as a man of God. I don get concubine for here. And she is ever ready to listen whenever I need someone to talk to. Shey u don't mind joining us on the BBM island.

ebujany: Hi guys..pls i have a very serious problem.

My girl went to nysc and changed totally. she's now a stranger from who i use to know. it started from wen she got to camp. wen ever i call her, she wnt pick up and wnt call back, flash or send call me sms as the case may be. wen she finally picks she will say she was busy. she told me about a corper that works in ICT in her camp and that the guy wants to help her get posted to a good PPA.

She said they normally do the fixing with money but the guys said he will do that for her with his own money. I noticed that wenever i call, she's not happy. we quarrel about everything from wer she is to wat is happeing there.Today, she finally got posted to a nice place of PPA and I was happy for her. When i called her, her call was on call waiting OVer 10missed calls she didn't pick.

this was a girl that wen ever I call even if her call is on call waitin she will ask the caller to call her back that she wants to answer my call but she didn't. wen she finally picked she told me she was talkn with the guy.i asked wen it started that the guys call is now more important than mine.she got angry and said i shld stop calln her.[size=14pt]am so mad ryt now don't know wat to do[/size].

What's the problem here? Your babe hook guy wey gallant pass you. what to do? Move on bro, Her Dark hole isn't meant for poor joystick. Aloha

meforyou1: is buhari sellable? Do u in all honesty think that buhari will win a presidential election in Nigeria? No single full blooded igbo man will vote buhari. Last election, Jonathan easily defeated buhari in the east. I was there and saw the excitement in my people's eyes as they were dumping votes for jonathan with reckless abandon. Mention buhari's name and everybody will shout "no, no, no" even yorubas won't vote buhari. Jonathan will win him in middle belt and parts of North West like Niger. Buhari has contested presidential election twice and lost, and if he dares in 2015, then it's a free ticket to GEJ.
The only 2 northern candidates APC can present and have hope are IBB or Tanbuwal, unfortunately both are in PDP.

Read my Initial post pls

curiouses: Sincerely I am an APC apologist and I want APC to dislodge this evil party called PDP come 2015 but I am yet to be convinced that will ever happen not because APC is evil as you want us to believe but because of permutations on ground. With recent development APC cannot win more two states in the South while the middle-belt is a 70-30 percent with APC taking the blow. And to Talk of the remaining northern zones; it's 50-50. No matter whom the opposition feeds, it's GEJ till 2019, so sad we are in with this trouble called PDP for a very, very long ride.

meforyou1: GEJ is entitled to 8 years in office and he will complete it.

Of course he is, but he deserves not more than what we've given him. He's quick-witted for leadership task.

Moreover, APC has no credible candidate for presidency

You're def wrong, talking of credibility, Credibility of all PDP members all combined can not match that of GMB

Iluvberem: Apc are just wasting time and it will be their national shame in 2015

Only a deluded fellow and a dreamer sees APC in aso rock in 2015
To me apc will never smell presidential power in their life because they are bokoharam

You APC guys are still welcome to the party of the champions because the umbrella is too big to contain anyone

God bless GEJ
God bless Nigeria

Keep calm and SUPPORT Gej
OR
GO AND DIE



BTW

You guys are welcome to the wedding ceremony of me and my wife BEREM
Venue: seven (7) thunder of moses ministry MBAISE
Time : 12am (midnight)
DATE : 1st october 2014

R.S.V.P (you know what I mean)

Koboko69
Egift
Phockphockman
Idumuose
Sincerenigerian
All REAL Jweed and cankerworms

Sincerely I am an APC apologist and I want APC to dislodge this evil party called PDP come 2015 but I am yet to be convinced that will ever happen not because APC is evil as you want us to believe but because of permutations on ground. With recent development APC cannot win more two states in the South while the middle-belt is a 70-30 percent with APC taking the blow. And to Talk of the remaining northern zones; it's 50-50. No matter whom the opposition feilds, it's GEJ till 2019, so sad we are in with this trouble called PDP for a very, very long ride.

BAAD: Any fat and fair in complexion lady that lives in lagos state should call me for a discussion that may leads to a serious relationship 08146413614 or add me on bbm pin 21D5EF75

So you can't a plump in the whole of Lagos?

Good evening guys.

maclatunji: Please explain better.

@All, I am asking what you think about the idea of trying to hitch serious brothers and sisters through Nairaland?

Can it work? If it can, what are the best modalities for achieving the objective?

I doubt it's effectiveness considering the fact that Nigerians are still skeptical about online relationships and in that majority of those seeking to meet someone online are not sincere with their intentions. If it's to work, those that should be allowed to make known their attentions must be someone well known and with integrity.

trendiitee: lolll... Ok,,uncle I'M ASKING U OUT OF MY HOUSE,,,use d door pls **runs away b4 being caught**

See as she turned me down....Abeg any 'yet-to-be-caught' fish in the pond....I'm available o

trendiitee: uncle,,are u stalking me??

Auntie Yes, I'm stalking you....ask me out abeg

blakky97: For real, I'll take you out, to marcopolo in lekki to eat chinese rice and fish. (But only only one plate oh! And bottle water)
I'll take you to shop rite where we can look at things ( but not touch),
We'll go and see the title of a movie showing in cinema, then go to market to buy the dvd or download it.
I'll pay toll gate fee when we are going, but not when returning (na ur turn be that)
But as time goes on, when I become a perfect spender, aahhhh! I'll tell you my atm pin, teach you my signature, and even save all my money in your account.
Please baby, just have one date with me. Plssssss

No be only date she go have with you....Na Calendar she go carry give you...In fact, she Don marry you sef

trendiitee: **coughs** Jst passing by

Hmmm......

montestic: I went through lalasticlala's thread on The Most Fashionable/Stylish Nigerian Female Celebrities
https://www.nairaland.com/1870830/most-stylish-fashionable-nigerian-female

I was impressed with the the list until I saw Tiwa Savage and Cossy Orjiakor's names there.

I think Tiwa may be a good singer, but her beauty is overrated, she's not beautiful, she's just like an ordinary girl. In terms of fashion, she lacks in that department. She always dresses poorly, no taste at all. In fact Cossy even dresses better than overrated Tiwa.

What's your take on this?

[size=14pt]Thanks for stating the Facts undiluted. Tiwa is below par in terms of beauty. She dresses like everyday girl learning to how to live big[/size].

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ofala: Is anything wrong with Mr President checking up his health? And for two days, to me, the buzz it raised wasn't necessary especially when his media team had insisted he wasn't sick. Can we concentrate on how to permanently demolish these BH dare devils who are bent on taking over some parts of Nigeria!?

Sincerely, nothing is wrong with the president checking up his health, what is wrong is why not check it in Nigeria. Must he jet out of the country at slightest of illness? Have you ever heard New York Times reporting Obama flown out of US for medical reasons?

Sahara Reporters is reporting live the arrival of President Jonathan from Medical trip he made to Germany. Meanwhile, the presidency has debunked the rumor that President Goodluck Jonathan was flown to Germany on Friday for medical attention.

Source: saharareporters

Tolexander: hope this isn't a strategy by GEJ to pressurize nigerians to agree, allowing him to borrow the $1billion by starving our military the needed fund. Making the NA to be defeated by the boko haram!

It's rather a strategy by Opposition to render GEJ's efforts barren.

Nice development...Make I share this interesting thread here first
https://www.nairaland.com/1871005/30-things-stop-doing-toyourself

Which one bush baby? you mean Emere, right? Leprechaun is not the same as Emere. You've not been doing a lot of reading. Read more here: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leprechaun

sodiqyinka: 28days to submission of masterlists by schools.
47days before registration ends.
51days to notification/release of call-up
numbers.
64days to collection/printing of call-up letters.
71days to SURE batch C'14 orientation exercise/
camp.
A new day, a renewed chance to do something substansive. Spend the day wisely. Good morning dukes n duchesses in d house. Enjoy d day.

Good Morning Hon. Timekeeper.

princebergz: asskisser

What's that suppose to mean? are you depressed?

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Jarus: I agree with the OP. BH are winning the war of the media unfortunately, creating fears, trumpeting their victory and downplaying their losses.

I don't believe the media is purposely Collaborating with them, but their strategy(trick) is working on the media.

The media been oppositions tool are deliberately making it look like BH are winning so as to render FG efforts barren in the eyes of the public.

graciousolo: o boi. Why are you trying so hard to be dumb? If you rent a bike from **** to **** its yours for the period of rentage.

And you must insult me to make your point...

atlwireles: I thank you, but sometimes it pays to read and understand.

The guy is a spoilt kid..

LaraiBoluwaji: Where did you get this pictur?

He was there.

Billyonaire: Thats the language, once you hire a jet, its yours for the duration of your contract. Please you guys need to make money so you can move on to learn the registers of the wealthy people. Say Amen.

So if I take bike from Jakande to Sandfield/Law school, its mine for that duration? I don't get.

Tolexander: Rochas be careful o!

The last politician associated with roasted corn in Nigeria lost the election ni o!

Who knows if na inside roasted corn the election losing spirit dey hid!

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You no go kill person ...Meanwhile, Fayose did same but was not confused on which to eat. He ate one at once not like the confused idiota above.

GbengaPs: I totally agree with you on Jeff and Larry. But to say Seun is more influencial than Aliko, I kinda disagree. By the way, thanks for sharing jarushub.com. Just getting to know about it. Adios

I was only playing sarcasm with Seun and Jarus. And, sir, where have you been for you not have heard about our very own Jarushub. He's my favorite, do check the blog, I can bet my bottom dollar that you'll get more than your MB's worth. Aloha.

[quote author=dolapo92][/quote]Why do you have to call me names for been sarcastic.... I will let this pass.