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irishCream: Thanks. Sure be rest assured that I'm gonna thrill u guys wid more of such

More of such? From and by you?

irishCream: This thread is to officially welcome my humble self to nairaland. Have been an ardent reader of posts here since 2010 but on ghost mode (guest). The secret behind my choice of moniker as u guys call it here is as a result of my love for creamy and milky foods so feel free to welcome a sis in to this great forum. 1luv!

You're welcome to Seun's empire. I wish you a trouble free Landing. Beware of NL guys. They're too corrosive to be with.

DollyParton1: BOY!!! You have issues. Chuckleheaded goat

GIRL!!! Yes I have issues with knucklehead flat ass** bimbos.

soulglo: She should include her husband in it. It's not something she should lock herself up in the bathroom to do. Couples with normal sex lives even use intimacy gadgets with each other. They could incorporate the toys for pre-intimacy and the two seconds could just be for the sake of penetration. Most women do not even climax with just penetration. pre-intimacy is the most important part. Not trying to be unsympathetic to the OP's plight but alls not lost because her husband ejaculates too quickly

Yes, I didn't say she shouldn't involve her man. I was only trying to give her another option of coming to me for assistance should she needs living soul to scratch her.

banega: Naah, don't get mee wrong,. M not entirely flat,. Um its neither big nor small,. Let's just say ma bum is moderate!! Yea that's the word!!!!

You profile pix attest to this. You're not lying.

koyyes: shut up that gutter and pack well. ewu gambia! was is not that your 19 year old brother that was caught sleeping with a dog in edo state? too much porn movies has scattered the brains of you and your likes on this thread. real men don't rely on all that shiiit for a hard on. wait till you become a real man or better still,get your self checked before your sexuality becomes a problem. this thread don dey smell.#spits and runs away#

Don't run away, wait let me give you your size. The guy caught in Edo I heard was you half brother, why are you disowning your own? Like I said, if flat girls is what you chose of all the blessings of God on this earth, I suggest you visit TB Joshua. Well, I don't blame you, I blame the toothpick you're carrying around as Joystick. Toothpicks are not meant for fleshy behind back, they're meant for DollyParton1 kind of butts. You have a case, right. And who told you I'm not a real? Ode Oshi

SirShymex: Lol, you're sly.

Send me a sneak peek via PM, I wanna see if you're telling porkies or not.

The donny, curiouses, said you're lying.

So, it's only right that you try to prove the doubter wrong.

And like Dolly Parton said in "Try": You gotta try(Try and try and try).

Your own too much....chaii

soulglo: Buy a vibratorr that runs on diesel if you have to. There's no justification to step out on your husband. You knew he was a 2 sec man before you married him.

What's with words changing Nah...I wrote Vibratorr and Dilldo....Whatever happened to freedom of expression.

joella1: To cut a long story short, it was the best 6months of my "Experience".. I could have kept it going cos I felt zero guilt but I knew it wasn't the best way to start marital life so I let my other guy go(he was very sad about it but couldn't help it)
The sex with my man never improved and I still went ahead to marry him cos I had given my word and he is a solid and dependable sweet soul... I didn't hold the sexual trickery against him cos I was street smart enough to realise that he had to do what he had to do..
The crux of the matter is that the few minutes has gradually over the years declined to 20-30 seconds 2-3x a month.. And it never happens more than once at a time.... He has sought all the help available and nothing WORKS..
I'm seriously considering HELPING MYSELF
P.S--My old flame(married 2years ago) is still very interested!!

You actually don't need anyone to tell you that you are Onisina. You can sought yourself by other means without involving your ex. Has you man tried out Tramadol? If, Yes, then get yourself a vibrator and stop looking for trouble. Explain to your man why you need a Love Machine. I believe he'd understand. In case you really need a living soul to scratch your natural wound for you, stop looking the side of your married ex, Start following me and you shall in mean time testify to the power of young blood.

RoyalRoy: You all love super story don't you? Lol

Waiting for part two.

See wetin this woman de find o. Something I fit give free of charge.

benromeo39: why u nur dey sleep sef?

Ladystewie: i be winch

Both of you should carry your business go appropriate section. See as they wan turn here to market.

hensben: you mad bro..no offence

So they say...No to bony fish

SirShymex: Goddamn son!

You just destroyed the vibe on the thread by chasing the chic with the biggest batty away for no reason. smh.

The chic ain't get a bit of ass***.....It's all bony and I can't stand a bitch* that can't ride. Good radiance

joella1: I'm a regular so I had to create a new IDd to do this; my mind is 50% made up but who knows, may still be swayed..

I met my husband 16 years ago at age 19(he was 25)while I was in my first year of Uni, ASUU did their thing and we came home to spend some time, I met him in the neighbourhood and he was a fresh graduate about to start working..
I lost my almost virginity(he asked me 2 weeks into our relationship and he was estatic when I confirmed it to him) to him about 3-4months into the relationship and it lasted about a few minutes which he explained to me was due to his consideration of my innocence and subsequent encounters he explained was the real deal and I should not believe the stories of "supermen" I read in my novels and hear about from friends and associates. I didn't think twice about his explanation cos I was still a bit naïve, we were exclusive till my 4th year when I "accidentaly" became close to one of faculty male friends.

So?

DollyParton1: Yes!!! Take your shiiiit outta my space.

Hey flatty...you don't have a space here. Only the bootilicious are allowed to own a space. So take your flat ass** off my face

koyyes: ladies, the earlier you stop seeing yourselves or hanging around with boys who see you as seex objects, the better for you and yourself confidence. Some real guys don't really care about all that nonsense .

Big fat lie! No real guy don't care about curves. Only dogs chase after flat girls.

DollyParton1: BOY!!! You sooooo talk shiiit!!!!

So they say...You have problem with that?

Anoruo: What is the First thing that comes to your mind when you open your eyes in the morning?

Food

woski417: No. I am Onoja Godswill frm benue state.

So? Is your portrait the one on $100 bill?

Kachisbarbie: Yea. I think he is humble
Though I see people say otherwise and it gets me wondering if he has a dual-personality.
I also find his comments a lil harsh/blunt.#myopinion#

He has a weird personality and highly discreet. He's a nerd with reserved love for dogs. Yes, he's blunt and loves bushy eyebrows. He's a straight guy and his joystick according to a reliable source is always happy.

woski417: seun pls call me. 07039813141

Who are you? Are you Dangote's first born?

DollyParton1: You just concluded am a flatty cos I don't understand the shouts about big bum.
Well....u are entitled to your opinion.

You just affirmed you're a flatty....Don't be sad my sister, some guys though rare still chase after bone.

Clean shave with TI kinda goatee get them girls throwing themselves at me. I can't cope with Sambisa on my Jaw.

Kachisbarbie: Hehe. Not like it was bigggg, it just wasn't fitting my slim size + that's when I was in secondary sch. About 10yrs ago. Whr I go c d pic?? Maybe na all d bad tinx I do make am disappear...

Chaiii....your man don suffer....BTW, thought thrusting increases the size of backyard.

DollyParton1: Big butt is over rated. Nothing spectacular about it in terms of bedmatics. It just makes ur clothes fits u better.

Trying to justify your flatty....Real men get ereection at the sight of biggies. Naked flatty won't do me a shit....Who chases after bones these days?

Slonge2: No matter how much u sway/wiggle ur ass you can't give ma a hard on..

You are not a man bro....You need to see your doctor asap...Flat butt is no-no for me. Give me Curvy Chubby Momma any day anytime and I'll remain forever loyal.

So Hamas eventually won. Thought they said Israel never surrenders.

GAZA CITY — Palestinians in the Gaza Strip poured
into the streets Tuesday to celebrate the announcement
that Hamas and Israel had agreed to an open-ended
cease-fire after 50 days of warfare that has killed more
than 2,200 people .
“We have won,” Hamas spokesman Sami Abu Zuhri
exulted at a news conference in front of Shifa Hospital.
He said the group’s fighters had accomplished “what
no Arab army has done. We have defeated them,”
referring to Israel.
His exuberance aside, officials from Hamas and
another Gaza-based militant group, Islamic Jihad, said
the cease-fire agreement essentially brings Israel and
Palestinians back to terms agreed upon in the truce
signed after the 2012 Gaza war .

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/middle_east/israel-hamas-reach-cease-fire-deal-brokered-by-egypt/2014/08/26/cc834c02-2d49-11e4-bb9b-997ae96fad33_story.html

trendiitee: here he comes

I no wan see you here again o

Titiluvly: .



BTW wias d island??.. n whus ur concubine?

Look well, you gonna see who the concubine is. I go drag you to the island. gimme some minutes....Yinka where are?

CAMNEWTON4PRES: Coon can b defined as : eh look white massa/master, I'm a better nigger

1-Indians, I doubt you can find better azz licker, they have brought their antagonism against black people to another level , in fact the average Indian sleeps better when his white massa is ahead of him , he will fight you if you dare challenge his massa

2- Pakistani.........//...........


3- Ghanaian


4- Kenyan: when people lick Indians azz you know there is a problem

5-Arabs

That's my top 5

Ps: this list is the fruit of my personal analysis and observations

Useless thread.

I know this man would emerge as the president even before the election. Sport politics is so predictable.

akinssan: Checking on Nigeria Ranking on Alexa Traffic rank and l saw seun is ranked No 8 in Nigeria and No 917 in Alexa and no noise any where. No picture of big house or car. Well l want to give kudos to the guys humility. Seun keep it up. Better than the last rank.

Any indigenous sites ahead of NL?