₦airaland Forum

Them never handle naira, na this one now

Xenry:
Nairalanders, do you know that the inside of the vagina and the inside of a cheek is made of the same tissue? Do you believe that?

Same as inside of your anus

Mastakija:
I must admit sanwo-olu is really trying in lagos
Make we talk truth small

That's exactly why he was elected. He also enjoys privileges

Bouz:
Oga keep quiet jare, ova sabi. Like you know better, what do you mean by a lady can't do that. Open heartedly, Oh nsukka , i thought as much, Women now express their feelings out loud. If you don't know.

Shows your still a learner, they will scam you more, stupid boy who has refused to learn

Penguin2:
[s] “To be forewarned is to be forearmed”. Have you heard that before?

A secular was distributed informing everyone of the sit at home.

Owners of businesses that are worth billions did not open. They respected themselves but the bakery owner who knows that a little mishap can hurt his business and capital, sent his driver to deliver breads.

Now this has happened and you are cursing me. If thou art my God, then let the curse happen, but if it be that thou art not responsible for even a strand of hair on my body, may the curse you laid on me today return to you and your family a thousand fold. May the hands and fingers you used to type a curse at me, when you had other options of how to react, be paralyzed.

For cursing me without a cause, I cause you from this day and forever until you die a miserable death[/s] .

I didn't read your gibberish, but just know that your death and destruction is near

tollyboy5:
babe hawfa na.

Na thick hairy balls guy u de call babe, are you a homo?

TMKsouth:
It's clear you've run out of things to say. I'm just glad u didn't deny your own government values cows more than u - it's the only thing we both agree on. Now go back to finding ways of how u can escape Nigeria, that's the only thing preoccupying your mind all day long.

Dirty looking, poor South African slave. Hope you have taken your hiv pills today?

TMKsouth:
U mean the same black South African you'd sell your own mother to come breathe the same air I do in Johannesburg? Let's talk the day your president begins to value u over cows ok - that's how worthless u. Now stop sh*tting in my mentions and go do it at your usual place outside Buhari's villa. Grown *ss men behaving like apes after 60 years of independence and biggest oil reserves in Africa.

Nigerians are more respected than you slaves whom we actually fought and just gave independence recently. Goats are more valuable to the Whites than they see you all black useless black South Africans

PIMPAR:
Hypocrite was that the only information you read in the post?

He's even Ignorant. The write up is correct. There is ibagwa in Nike, is clearly along that same road. He thinks ibagwa is only at Nsukka

Penguin2:
There was a simple instruction...

“Sit at home” but the idiot disobeyed.

The stubborn fly follows the corpse to the grave.

I’m sure the owner of the bread business has made all his profit now.

Your death and business destruction is next no matter where you are, same thing fulani herdsmen are doing and u all cry, is same thing these ones are doing

uBuNiT:
Ibeagwa junction, along Enugu/Opi road ?
That is an imaginary junction. Or is there another Ibagwa that side ?
This is a write-up(LIES) by yoruba children

There is ibagwa in Nike, where u even sabi for Enugu. Mtcheew

Why do Akwa Ibom hate children like this, from maltreating them as witches to now this. Please why is this state cursed like this?

TMKsouth:
So that guy went door-to-door counting how many children live in the south? Don't be stupid on a public forum please. That article I quoted is using the number of registered births in Nigeria - so it's scientific. Yours is just pulled out that guy's behind and you're falling for it. You're the cursed 411 scammer/drug dealer/skull miner ( pick which one u are).

You're a cursed worthless black-good-for-nothing south African slave to the white supremacists who call the shots. You're a hoodlum and a looter, lazy ass black South African

AchalugoNwa:
Mynd

Rule 2

AchalugoNwa I take a rest when I'm tired you're just a small fry and Fahdiga knows it. You will continue to sit at home

Ausval:
[s] Bloody bastard ..as your moniker implies you are cursed already ...which country you dey stay for abroad ..I'm very sure I must have visited like twice..nor be everybody dey live fake life as your bloody cursed generation....bloody street rat.you come online and jump on people comment ,upload your foreign passport if you have one ..who Don pass you Don pass you..tell me your country and I will visit before month end (that if you are truly abroad ) and we go meet ..E sure for me say you nor fit lie lie level up for real life..bloody bastard ..I know your type [/s]

See this Ikorodu boy that hasn't even left lagos forming overseas , what a joke from a stupid idiot whose parents are still struggling on how to feed him gettat

kushe:
I don't think it is wise to insult people just because you live abroad. Infact those who count themselves privileged for living abroad have an undiagnosed case of deep rooted inferiority.
You are a Nigerian and even if you obtain a foreign passport,your soul is still tied to the entity called Nigeria. If you like migrate to Pluto or Neptune,naa naija you be and the earlier you joined the solution train,the better for us.
I am sure the London Underground had started operating before many of our grandfather's were born,but small travel una go begin shout 'saner climes ' up and down.

The idiot doesn't live abroad, he's there in ikorodu. We know his type. Those of us that stay abroad aren't uncultured like that vulture

PrinceOfLagos:
You're sick and needs a serious help you paedophile

Wen she grows, can't you see that?

Good one, kill the modafuckers who killed that Anglican priest. I'm so supporting the Nigerian army this time

Schon007:
Nobody knows the time, we only know dates

So what date again will it open up for booking

NDNO:
You have to get the resident permit b4 you can apply from there.

Na double wahala be that oo

Bahamas95:
I can't do without sex and don't believe it's a bad addiction.

Judging from what I have heard about smoking I think it's the hardest to quit. Most people who engage in masturbation are sex starved. No sane person would engage in that rubbish..... Instead of me to masturbate I would rather go to a brothel to cool off.

You're addicted to sex yet criticising those addicted to masturbation, what an idiot

Answer : ibadan

I followed up from a friend who lived there with live reporting when it was happening

HellVictorinho:
Inferiority complex has damaged that one's brain

Seriously it makes them stupid not to know what to compare with

Fahdiga:
And it makes you happy abi

Yes Fahdiga, it makes me happy bc sometimes people need to learn also by experience. They were even calling AchalugoNwa 'afonja' when he complained this life is sweet Jare

Lewisdinho:
U mean the ABUJA that flood destroyed peoples properties some days ago. Abuja is the capital city of the Zoo

Lol, flood destroyed things in America, Germany and Belgium killing more than 100, is not about flood talk something else abegii

Schon007:
Yeah a lot of people booked. The site will be open again on the 30th for those without dates. What exactly do you wanna ask

How do I know exactly when the site will open again for booking

galaxy2020:
...I can't go through this process twice with my own money again?

Is it school fees refund?