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proudmom38:
Lol
Seriously gnut soup sounds like using eba to eat gnut

Kwakwakwakwa rotf u wont choke me tjis woman

Awesomemama:
I must do like u and mama John

Oh una don be 2 bah? You nd Patking
Btw this Patking is very very very troublesome o

PatKing:
cutting bum bum!
Nice dress.
Pretty Bump...

Careful what you pray for ohh

For your mind now u r advising on bum.bum mata. Tah! Si eba puo

PatKing:
It's Tuesday again!!!
Happy Bumping Tuesday House.
Am 15 + 6! This was 15weeks

I have learn @Curvilicious style

Akpu! bump

Naomi14:
Very cute! Abeg leave the bum as e bi u hear.

Ok o so that them Patking keep yabbing me bah
Thank you ma

Roseey0:
You wanted it badly then
Enjoy it while it last
Kikikiki

Mama dont remind me of the days of my ignorance. I wish i knew

luvtoteach:
Madam u no sleep ni... Lol

Coman do bumpy tuesday joor

Anugod:
I wish o, na me go happy pass. Buh I wan travel go mumsy place first, and e go be like next weekend because Buhari never look our side.
I was telling dh that I want this baby to come now and he said make baby wait make them pay salary first o
I say dey there, if baby wan come today, money no get choice than to come out. Where e go come from, you no go know. [s] Meanwhile I no tell am say I get secret savings o, all of us siddon dey wait salary [/s]

Wayo woman

Its Tuesday already
Nobody! I mean no gaddem body shld ask why i posted @ 3am
But some pple go still weak me today. Pple like mummyaudrey would still ask just watch&see

Any of my teamie that is absent wee chop 24strokes of koboko

I cut the bum.bum out tho its not very big anymore. I wish it will just be reduced permanently

29weeks! 11or9weeks to go

proudmom38:
@curvilicious you can use body find trouble o, see if I fall on u ehn that your ikebe go disown u sharp sharp!

BTW I no dey eat gnut soup!
Thank you

Ehen now you neva hear say big body pple no dey fear?
Gnut soup? You are milzing something

Towerofgrace:
Holla my one and only ikebe super, Wait oo how dare MummyAudrey call you trouble maker? u this very easy going and calm preggy that stays in one place? Apostu must hear this.

Me is very good oo, thanks for checking up on me. Just thanking good for life and family.

How is my wonderful and energetic John doing? Sure he is kicking you right and Daddy is dooying you rit in za oza room too

stay blessed babes

@ troublemaker issue: you see how some pple can just be looking innocent pple's trobu?

No more kicking. Its now football shots
Once i lay on the floor, the next thing na 3rd world war inside my belle but I'm the owner my belly nobody(lo) can coman tell me where to lie down.

kelizosuy:
You haff join curvilicious to call owa moniker tongue twisters abi

Yes, wetin i do #inncalmvoice #pretending

Pweetiebabe:
He has done it for me o baby
What no man can do

BA! BA!! BA!!!

To the glory of God almighty, Jehovah overdo, mighty man in battle, I announce the arrival of my sunshine,the strength of my home, my joy, charming prince that made his grand entrance today @7:45pm weighing 3.1kg through VD and lil tear. Mom, baby and daddy alive.

cc
all mamas
Cravingchic

Finally the Lord has done it
Finally!
Atlast o this woman wee rest!
Congrats i shake bum.bum for you
Welcome sonshine

[quote author=MummyAudrey post=61905128][/quote]You don still bring your blackmailing come this place?

Rant time

sassyangel1:
F

Mango seed inside pororo?!!!!Abi Nepa v taken light in my eyes? Hope it's nt circumcision procedures u mistakenly uploaded?

I don laff die this woman your own pass my pawa o

Goldenheart002:
See as u dey intimidate amateur/virgin like me
Make I siddon well learn sha, so I go fit wound my dh wen next we grab each other

Awon farjins i greet una o

sassyangel1:
Even if Na u gimme d turkey meme I go still use am 4 u. No lemme tell d class Hw u take answer kpekus questions 4 ur previous ANC o..

No vess na ah person canor play with you again? Ah

kelizosuy:
you missed her picture today

Ha! You are just an unjust somborri
Kai! I go show you when my own time reach

sassyangel1:
Jst calm down n be doing sofiri sofiri backyard missionary style. I could remember wen I gave hubby cow girl style ontop one special stool v been keeping one corner(nt d dance o), d guy was jst saying "O BABY, DON'T BURST UR BIG BELLE O,I GO DIE INSIDE THIS UR PUSSY O, SO U R STILL CRAZY WITH THIS UR BIG BELLE? AYAM COMINGGGGGG OOOOO.... I was feeling like James Bond. My sister, Na d second day I carry myself all for myself go hospital n dt was Hw doctor kidnapped me say call ur husband to bring some stuffs for u cos u r gonna be placed on admission.

Mama-de-mama all hail the QWEEN
After you na you again o
I cannot wait to drop mai faint untop this matter
Chai!

kelizosuy:
I talk am say you like quarrel pass fight

I nor won chop na by force?
Looking at you with Adele's port Harcourt eyes

Na by force o
Oh my inlaw selzy eyes o

sassyangel1:
Where's dt meme weh turkey dey use side eye look pelzin. Dt's d side eye I'm using to look at you. Walai, even after doctor told me to calm down for kpekus matter, I nod my head. But this my hubby knws Hw to stroke my nipples like guitar n Na so I jst throway wrapper n gave what the heck kinda attitude. Buh, it wasn't prove a point style o. Lemme not use my hand and akoba adaba myself.

Here's the meme

As for the kpekusing somborri plz coman pray for me
Any small kpem the thing don dey hungry person sotae d oda day dh had to say but u said doc say na so i tell dh say na lie i lie d last time. Meanwhile it wasnt a lie cos i complained to the doc abt lower abdominal pain nd he said to take easy with . I guess i need prayers

sassyangel1:
I just checked Stephanie oriakhi's fb profile and I did not read any condolence msg n she last updated September of this year. Lemme upload it cos ayam nt understanding.

Mama, ayam not hondastood is Stephanie same as iyomomo?

MummyAudrey:
Happy Sunday my people.... baby adele fine no be small like say baby don dey eat adult food I for say make she come join me
Cc :proudmom38
Jazzyjazz
curvilicious
Cc:pweetibabe
Anugod
zaynie
completely
Cc: All all January mamas

That thing (egg ) inside the sauce na fawol egg abi na ostrich own? Why e big like dat?
Make una join me chop gnut soup jare

Proudmom38
Proudmom38
Proudmom38 yes, i call u 3times coman beat me, i dey my hauz
Kelizosuy(tongue twister)
Goldenheart002
Iya towerofgrace

kelizosuy:
Curvilicious she's fine oh..
You nor even ask of me.. Issoria

No be assss i assss of you so? Ah

I feel like si singing Christmas carol

Pweetiebabe:
My am fine by God's grace

I dont know first hand how u feel but i know this: be of good cheers. He makes all this beautiful in His own time
Love you lots

Darsty99:
Please who has heard abt Sixx? January cappo

Sixx? Is it a moniker?
@January cappo: present ma

Pweetiebabe my bae, how is you now? I hope u dey kampe!
Kelizosuy, my 1&only oniovo of live how my son wife?
Proudmom38, how is your borri?
Blossedcherry, pop in o we beg you
Goldenheart002, i see you sis
Iya Zaynie, i & John humbly wish Atinu baebae happy borndae
Iya wa towerofgrace, how is you? I don milz u o. How is ur borri?

Over & out!

Chijiuche:
This is hot mama..see sexy legs. Where the big bwest go again? I no see am again

Lol the bwess dey i still use style pwess am go one side. Very tiring i saw my wickid friend in church nd he was like Jesu! See bwess o

Benignasweety:
You follow me dey yarn PatKing while u go do evul for your own bakassi...

Oya bring back the full pix
I need to see the Ikebe Super

If na because of only u i no go eva add the ikebe for my pics. I go dey cut am comot

[quote author=MummyAudrey post=61815037][/quote]Nwanyi orlu, com here bia no lemme chat u with trouble this day o