phlakkeys:
@ curvilicious, it's been a while, hope you are good. Kisses to John.

Mama phlay phlay phlakkeys, I dey o na nl dey serve me ban like banga soup, starch and freshfish anyhow.
John saying: guuuud mawing ma

mosho2good:
*Types of spirits of delay in some single sisters.*

*1. Boy friend..... This is that spirit that will keep scaring true, serious and well meaning suitors away because they'll be thinking that the boy friend that always hangs around you actually wanted to marry you.*

*To cast out this spirit, you don't need to pray about it. Just quit the relationship.*

*2.... Engagement ring.... This is that spirit that makes you keep raising your finger to show the world that one young man that is still serving the master engaged you and when the serious suitors sees the ring, they'll pass over you because something in them tells them you have been engaged. To cast out this spirit, you don't need prayers, just remove that key holder in your finger.*

*3... Hard to get....... This is that spirit that tells you not to accept a marriage proposal in a hurry so that the brother will not think you were too cheap or desperate. It tells you to tell him to give you six months to pray, don't always pick his calls, behave as if you are not interested even though you are dying on the inside and truly loves the brother. This spirit is truly from your village people, the day it will release you is that day the brother would have agreed to marry another and you'll be the one to start calling him and his number will say.... Thank you for using Mtn. Lol*

*To cast out this spirit, just be real. If you love the brother and you perceive he's God's will for you, just accept the proposal and move on with your marriage.*

*4.. Proud spirit. That spirit that tells you to always run home after service so that no brother will talk to you, maybe he'll meet you in the dream. Before the brother would prepare what to say, you have gone home to study Malachi. That spirit that tells you that every brother that greets you has an evil intention so don't answer them. That spirit that doesn't allow you to greet brothers except those that's rides sheeps and exotic cars. That spirit that tells you not be walking fast each time like something is pursuing you from the back.*

*Me I don't know how you can cast out this spirit o but I think humility and being moderate might help.*


*6.... Dirtiness... That spirit that tells you not to dress well because you are going to heaven. It tells you to use tarpaulin to sew your dress, wear green skirt, yellow blouse and lemon head tie. When brothers sees you, their night mare will increase and they shall go for personal deliverance. You are a lady but dresses like a man, you don't brush your tongue, when you talk the heaven closes and the earth trembles.*

*This spirit can only be cast out by understanding that cleanliness is next to godliness. Dress well, don't under dress and don't over dress. Dress modestly, smell good it's not sin. Smell like a living being and not a dead

LMFAO

This op you, need deliverance. Why you caption am like minister of something? Why not say Gospel minister?

Bossontop:

Nawa oo oga op no dey confuse person with dis ur topic na.......NIGERIAN MINISTER kor buhari minister nii
Well d geh go teach am well because she for don sample enuf cassava

Dont mind him!

I pray that someday, my brother too will rep Nigeria during world cup. After he graduates

Is this her traditional marriage pics?
Na marriage hungry her like this?

Shame on him!
Shame on him!
Later hr will say its the devil

Hey! Diamond bank!
Get a good lawyer and you will be compensated with better money. I've seen a similar case with anoda bank and they were sued for 100m and the matter still dey court the lawyer good die ayam 98% sure he will win.

Ifbthe bank wants to help you, its not a hard thing they can trace the whole matter to the culprit but them go wan form I dont care until you vex scatter their office before them go standup

joenor:
Can I say something?

Permission granted!
Oya go ahead and say something

All UgLee!
Shey she dey madt ni? Which kind lashes be dat? Well sha na small girl she neva know herself

If u stay on Mushin, Ajegunle or Oshodi, plz dont try the no1 or else. You will just pose and say cheese tire the camera will not make clicking sound till you go and check. Yepa! Fone don loss. Who like am pass u don take am

YourNemesis:
Africans would always justify their backwardness. D period lasted for ever na . A country ruled by a woman still came to ransack and destroy d kingdom

lol... These are the same people who brought out a disgusting juju that hadn't been brought out for over 300 years to fight human trafficking.

Yet trafficking is thriving at its peak today as we speak

Lol! This man is publicly making a f00l of himself not the Igbos

ShyCypher:
How come Nigerian women are always lighter than us in complexion?

Were we not all the same complexion back then when we gathered in primary school durin' assembly??

What changed?

Carotone

Mitchyy
Divine mandate
BlessedDiva
Ayabadamilola
Vannywealthdesi
Anugod
WhyworryPH

Thank you all for the mentions. Am sorry its coming late, the mods seem to be very in love with me. Every time I write I get banned

phlakkeys:
B.A .:- God has blessed me with a beautiful baby girl.

Jesu Kristi!
I didn't see this o. Jae, you see what you caused?
Congrats mama
Am over the moon happy for you
Welcome baby. I name you, Osawuonamen: God did this for me.

4realwoman:
BA BA BA
It is with great joy that I announce the arrival of my charming oyinbo prince today tru CS.

Indeed it has ended in praise
olowogbogboro has turn things around for my good.
Thank you Jehovah over do
The great man in battle
Ekwueme (the one who says and does it)

Cc: my coppo mumsgirl27
Team May.

Eboooo
John, coman see baby o(John, is no more a baby
Congrats mama
Welcome sweethoneybooboo

Walking de.ad

Look at the mouth and nose na the baby looks like wizardkid in a lighter skin tone.
He's so cute

meneski:
My own ex dey de same compound with me... I swear anitym i sight her na so my heart dey jump. I dey plan on parking out of that compound. I thought it was over until i saw one new guy for de area with her(dnt knw if they are dating oh) but belle no sweet me at all...even me don get another chikala but. Does she feels de same way as i feel?

From compound love, to area love. That girl too like round about the house

iphanyiuma:
Meanwhile okafor's law states that once you've been there before.. You can always check in...

Once de be always de be

kolo

Little beginnings

Little ke?
E no little o look at his shoes
See the beautiful natural wife

Yesterday was fess Sunday in church after delivery and I was all muguing in church cos I didn't know what to do and what not to do.
Jae kept crying to suck and I didn't bring the expressed bwess milk and I was ashamed to just bring my tomato Jos bwess out tho I was in session for mothers. I carried him on my arms till I couldn't feel my hands any more. Msg was going on, I couldn't write, offering came, I didn't know how to reach my bag. I kept praying for the lady by my side to carry him but haunty and her hubby kept playing wt him but refuse to carry him. I used style to stretch him to her but nothing. Maybe she was scared of his size.
Everything just dabaru when I wanted to enter car na so my zip down gown just zip open reach up.
I was the clear definition of confused yesterday in church


Jae, during dedication

zaynie:
So it is with heavy heart that I am writing this.
WhyworryPH, I see your hand o.
Of my 3 parties, one cancelled. I no vex. I still have 2 bah?
I went to the first one, got to the venue and I didn't like the settings (I'm not a snob but I've had enough food poisoning from parties to be smart ). So I just took a plate of porridge (no stew) and fried chicken for the kids. (Hint: salads, jollof rice, fried rice and vegetable soup are easiest to get poisoning from and stew too). I was doing shakara that I had another party (which I joined the cooking crew o,.so I could vouch for the food) and my target was the fresh fish ,eforiro and amala fele.
I was in a hurry to leave this party but the Alfas naming the baby just refused to announce the name not till 6 O'clock by which time I was glaring daggers at them.... . Then time to go to the other party and my convoy was delaying me . Going back and forth.....by the time we reached the second party.....mmmmmmm
Even canopy no dey again! Dem don even wash plate and pack chairs. Even my host had long gone.....
Of a truth, I screamed.....fresh fish! Amala! Efo riro!!!! Ha! Aiye mi o!!!!!
Na so I carry myself go buy moimoi o
With vexation I dinor make dinner for my husband man




That is to say, I will not announce my future parties, Team Nov are not to be trusted

Hah! Disappointment of the highest order!
No velz

4realwoman:
I kw say mama zaynie go dey proud of me oo.

She go dey very very prouding in you

pweetymii:

hmm,at all,yesterday was baby John's dedication @Curvilicious i was opportuned to attend(choi!i was kind of ashamed when i got the invite as i had not gone to see him..i enjoyed myself sha,Curvilicious is a soft and calm person and i like her,she also prayed for me using baby John as a point of contact.So,those of you in b'side,make una send me invite for celebration and chop chop ayam available

I thank you mama
May God bless you real good for me o

spiceeamiee:
I'm sorry to bring this here as it not about babies but in at my wits end and I'm about to be sent packing out of my house by rats! Are there any drugs/leaves/anything that acts as a rat repeller? Please help me with suggestions o. I have tried gums and powder but the respite is only for about one week and they are back. We have plugged all holes imaginable. This is getting unbearable. Just got back from church now and saw rat droppings on my cooker. How can I eliminate thilese things permanently? @queensnow is there any agbo that has the power to do this? Make una help me with suggestions abeg. Thank you. Good afternoon and happy sunday to you all.

What you should do is to set whatever you used that worked every two weeks like three times.
That was how rats almost drove us from our house until dh bought one rat poison in red sachet which we used and found soooooo many dead rats after like two weeks we used it again. In another two weeks used it again and since then one chine rat no dey our hass again

gabby18:
Special announcement for mamas that gave birth in January 2018 ...

Heard there is a new vaccine to be taken at 18weeks called meningitis vaccine... I was informed last week when I took my LO for his 14week immunization.

Kindly find out from your hospital.
For other mamas that have passed the 18week period I think u shld also find out as well.


All Dec/Jan/Feb mums

I've not heard of this but will find out and confirm it

Nnekaike, it is well with you and the family. Thank God no life was lost. God will replenish you and cast them far away.

4realwoman, the golden chair mama wey know her work

Ahnie, God will visit you asap! It is well ma

bibeetee:
Birth Story
I would be an ingrate if I didnt write my b.s., cos I read others b.s. during t tc days from which I drew strength and inspiration. I am so grateful to God.

Congratulations ma'am
Welcome adorable
The Lord has been and will continue to be your strength