₦airaland Forum

A little boy is bought a fantastic cowboy outfit - complete with a couple of toy guns - for his birthday. He's so excited and immediately puts it on and goes outside to play. While playing, he hears the ice-cream Van pulling into the road. The boy runs up to the van...

"Can i have 99 with lots of raspberry sauce, please?" he says to the woman at the window.

"would you like crushed nuts?" she asked him.

The boy quickly draws his guns, points them straight at the woman and shouts;

"And would you like your boobs blown off?"

Let me cry....

Who's passengers?

Welcome to Nairaland

Welcome to nairaland

I love writing.

Furniture

Otokx, why not try 30000

If my kid comes up to me and say "Dad, i'm gay". well..., that's the last word that he/she will utter.

i don't understand...come up with what?

wesley, you've just said exactly what i have in mind

Head

Hunger

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than the others

I'll go for Omotola

Seun:
Are we to assume that you're not handsome enough to show yourself, or it is something else?

Yes...something else

Thanks alot!

whiteshark:
Ol boy if na me b u, I 4 don go play that "e fit b u" lotto wey dem dey show 4 television, sometimes u fit dey lucky o make u win one motocycle wey u go take dey do okada 7 days in the week.

You could be right you know... cuz i always win whenever i sort of gamble...and that reminds me i got a text message telling me that i've won a prize in the coca-colafacup predict and win!

I don dey believe say this seven na luck go bring me sef

cushman:
alright.coming soon

I lied

It is...o! For chics though

Family affair-- Mary J

hipcaramel, may i suggest u being a little more patient...there are many chics like you out there...

Thank You

Police

How long do you want it?

Theft

goodguy:
Good idea Seun. Cushman should join the army!

It is true that i do have a militant mind and character...may be i got it from my dad. But i don't think i'll be accepted in the army, police or any other force.

Any info. about the marriage of the three Vs ( vmobile, virgin mobile and vodacom)

Rufaai...where are you? Feed us

Life has taught me that all the best things in life are free

When your life's in darkness, fast and pray to God to free you from the darkness. If after you've fasted and prayed and you're still in darkness.....
PLEASE PAY YOUR NEPA BILLS!

ok, how'll like to pass on?