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Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by CuteAngel(f): 11:01am On Oct 09, 2008
Before
Jokes EtcRe: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by CuteAngel(f): 10:51am On Oct 09, 2008
Dont tell me u are indirectly telling moi how much u are tripping for moi. oh! am too much
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by CuteAngel(f): 10:47am On Oct 09, 2008
It
Jokes EtcRe: Jeovy Goes In by CuteAngel(f): 10:46am On Oct 09, 2008
;d ;d
Jokes EtcRe: It Wasn't Like This When I Was Six: by CuteAngel(f): 10:41am On Oct 09, 2008
since im wife run leave am wit all im money grin
Jokes EtcRe: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by CuteAngel(f): 8:50pm On Oct 08, 2008
Gunny if u cant handle it consult me in my calcuta shrine for some incantations and powder. Who wan try?
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by CuteAngel(f): 8:45pm On Oct 08, 2008
gudnite-then-am-outta-here
Jokes EtcRe: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by CuteAngel(f): 8:21pm On Oct 08, 2008
Reload grin grin grin
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by CuteAngel(f): 8:19pm On Oct 08, 2008
gbam! Thats why i relocated to calcuta u wanna join me?
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by CuteAngel(f): 8:10pm On Oct 08, 2008
better than kuvukiland
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by CuteAngel(f): 8:02pm On Oct 08, 2008
want to spend ur next vacation there? alot of booty boobs
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by CuteAngel(f): 7:57pm On Oct 08, 2008
somewhere in wondaland
Nairaland GeneralRe: Walaihi : Jeovy Bleep Up. by CuteAngel(f): 7:54pm On Oct 08, 2008
Just peeping brb grin
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by CuteAngel(f): 7:45pm On Oct 08, 2008
;d
Jokes EtcRe: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by CuteAngel(f): 7:40pm On Oct 08, 2008
well Mr gunpoint welkom back but the cabinet has been reshuffled and you need to buy ur way, 4 you to be reinstated.
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by CuteAngel(f): 7:23pm On Oct 08, 2008
:p
Jokes EtcRe: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by CuteAngel(f): 7:21pm On Oct 08, 2008
Saucekid - was battling with the terrorist invasion in Kuvuki Land.

Ituen - went back to rewrite his carryover grin
Jokes EtcRe: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by CuteAngel(f): 7:07pm On Oct 08, 2008
gunpoint:
and who is this gabby??
Anoda humorous alien from Mars
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by CuteAngel(f): 7:02pm On Oct 08, 2008
Far?
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by CuteAngel(f): 6:55pm On Oct 08, 2008
you!
Jokes EtcRe: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by CuteAngel(f): 6:50pm On Oct 08, 2008
some of them have being barnished and sent on exile cry
Jokes EtcRe: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by CuteAngel(f): 6:25pm On Oct 08, 2008
The kingdom has been divided huh
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by CuteAngel(f): 6:04pm On Oct 08, 2008
freakyfreak
Jokes EtcRe: . by CuteAngel(f): 5:38pm On Oct 08, 2008
Did you hear about the two guys who stole everything out of a house except the soap and towels?

They were dirty crooks!
Jokes EtcMarriage Systems Analyst by CuteAngel(op): 5:47pm On Oct 07, 2008


[b]Marriage Software

This is what a guy wrote to our systems analyst.
(Marriage Software Division):

Dear Systems Analyst,

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Saturday Football 6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1" runs instead.
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.

I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?

, AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID:

Dear Customer,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the,

C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.

It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.

Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding.

To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 1000.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started).

DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1 " (Short Skirt Version)
or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH. [/b]  

Jokes EtcRe: Camerafone For Sale by CuteAngel(op): 11:41am On Jun 11, 2008
@clemcykul

Na , na emmmmmmmn i dey come make i remember cuz e don stay. It was a birthday present. embarassed
Jokes EtcRe: Camerafone For Sale by CuteAngel(op): 3:36pm On Jun 10, 2008
Chai! Sauce na true? grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Camerafone For Sale by CuteAngel(op): 3:07pm On Jun 09, 2008
He is a kool guy so no sweat about dat wink
Jokes EtcRe: Camerafone For Sale by CuteAngel(op): 1:20pm On Jun 09, 2008
@ kene 20
seems u are kindda interested abeg come out plain and stop asking if the mouth is safe to kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Camerafone For Sale by CuteAngel(op): 12:53pm On Jun 09, 2008
The price of the fone is just 5seconds french kiss cheesy Anyone interested?
Jokes EtcRe: Camerafone For Sale by CuteAngel(op): 4:53pm On Jun 06, 2008
Dont worry i have taken care of that. I told sauce he needs to upgrade his fone so i sent him one of this

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