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We You be Proud Be Proud Enough? or WILL YOU BE PROUD ENOUGH?

I told ya you dont belong here. Plz goto the park (motor park)!

@ efuah
Tanks my dear u are really a darling.


@sylvao
he is a bigbaby dat needs my attention.

CONDUCTOR! ur Bus driver is waiting for you shey?

BUNCH OF IDIOTS!

Is dat all you can offer? Go wash ur smeling pussy and Dick  

Bunch of idiots

Is dat all you can offer? Go wash ur smeling pussy and Dick  

Useless ASSHOLE!
ur mates dey motor park wetin you come find here? _Dickhead

See me see wahala o!
wetin be ur headache for my post?

Do you have to insult someone?

@ sylvao200
pot calling kettle black. Did u just spelt "menction" or it mention   _{Dick head}

@ liftedone

Thats not lady like Try and be polite.

You are absolutely right, body language counts a lot in our day to day communication. Nice piece

Although we ladies are sometimes hard to please but men are the HARDEST!!! Thats why there call them BIG BABIES.

sylvao2000:
@poster --- Copywrite like you, so you want tell me say you never see this same post for here before , get your post and stop being a pen-robber ole

Dat shows how non-challant and uncivilized you are, i guess you dont have manners in your dictionary. Garage Agbero!!

Tnx soundmind, it took me a couple of years though thank God it was worth it.

I hv been carrying out a research about the geography of a woman and this is what i came out wit;

Between the age of 18 & 21, a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful, wit bush land around the fertile regions.

B/w the ages of 21 & 30, a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade, especially with countries with cash or car.

B/w the ages of 30 & 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

B/w the ages of 35 & 40, she is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war, but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

B/w the ages of 40 & 50 she is like yugoslavia or Irag. she lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes, massive reconstruction is now necessary.

B/w the ages of 50 & 60, she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and her borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

B/w the ages of 60 & 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia, she has a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70 they become like Albania or Afghanistan everyone knows where she is but no one wants to go there.


send me ur own opinion/reaction about this research.

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him, he says u don't Love him;
If u do, he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE, & sooo hard to please!!!!! Q.E.D

Guyz, they will swear that it's not true, [sub][/sub]

NIGERIA I HAIL THEE
MY OWN DEAR NATIVE LAND
THOU TRIBES AND TONGUES MAY DIFFER
BUT IN BROTHERHOOD WE STAND.
NIGERIA! AM PROUD TO SERVE OUR
SOVERIGN MOTHER LAND!

NIGERIA WLL BE GREAT
HOME OF OPPORTUNITIES
HOME OF PEACE
HOME OF UNITY
HOME OF PROGRESS

LETS COME TOGETHER AND BUILD THIS GREAT COUNTRY!!!!

Hmmmn my dream is to be the best in my career, as in be a guru as a Computer Scienctist. Get all my certifications and my Masters/Phd Degrees. Get married to a God fearing, loving, caring and Understanding dude, have my 3 kids (the sex does not matter).
And the most is to MAKE HEAVEN .

So help me God!

Got this from a friend tot i shld share it wit you guyz.[color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

If you're not married yet, share this with a friend. If you are married, share it with your spouse or other married
couples, and reflect on it.

An African proverb states, "Before you get married, keep both eyes open, and after you marry, close one eye."
Before you get involved and make a commitment to
someone, don't let lust, desperation, immaturity,
ignorance, pressure from others or a low self-esteem
make you blind to warning signs. Keep your eyes open,
and don't fool yourself that you can change someone or
that what you see as faults aren't really important.

Once you decide to commit to someone, over time their
flaws, vulnerabilities, pet peeves, and differences
will become more obvious.
If you love your mate and want the relationship to
grow and evolve, you've got to learn to close one eye and not let every little thing bother you. You and your mate have many different expectations, emotional needs,
values, dreams, weaknesses, and strengths. You are two unique individuals who have decided to share a life together.
Neither of you are perfect, but are you perfect for each other? Do you bring out the best of each other?
Do you compliment and compromise with each other, or
do you compete, compare, and control? What do you
bring to the relationship? Do you bring past relationships! , past hurt, past mistrust, past pain?

You can't take someone to the altar to alter him or her. You can't make someone love you or make someone
stay. If you develop self-esteem, spiritual discernment, and "a life", you won't find yourself making someone else responsible for your happiness or responsible for your pain. Manipulation, control, jealousy, neediness, and
selfishness are not the ingredients of a thriving, healthy, loving and lasting relationship.

Seeking status, sex, wealth, and security are the wrong reasons to be in a relationship.

What keeps a relationship strong?
Communication, intimacy, trust, a sense of humor, sharing household tasks, some getaway time without business or children and daily exchanges (a meal, shared activity, a hug, a call, a touch, a note).
Leave a nice message on their voicemail or send a nice email. Sharing common goals and interests.
Growth is important. Grow together, not away from each other, giving each other space to grow without feeling insecure. Allow your mate to have outside interest. You can't always be together. Give each other a sense of belonging and assurances of commitment. Don't try to control one another. Learn each other's family situation. Respect his or her parents regardless. Don't put pressure on each other for material goods. Remember for richer or for poorer. If these qualities are missing, the relationship will erode as resentment, withdrawal, abuse, neglect, dishonesty, and pain replace the passion.
" Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think." The grass withers, the flowers fades, but the word of God stands forever.
Isaiah 40:8 Shall we make a new rule of life from tonight.

Always to try to be a little kinder than is necessary. The difference between 'United' and 'Untied' is where you put the i.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.

All those who think God is unfair and making you to suffer are not realistic. God created you, gave you everything, made you commander of everything on earth, gives you wisdom, put ideas into your head to make you creative, etc. all this He did so that you will be comfortable and satisfied in life. But we have ceased to use all this and end up blaming Him.

Well for me the question i will ask God is : WHY DINT HE MAKE US SEE EACH OTHER'S THOUGHT/MIND SO THAT WE WILL KNOW WHO IS PLANNING EVIL AGAINST US.

_{If it were so, this world will be deviod of evil and bad deeds}

Are there no real men in da house

_{abi una nor fit}

A lot of people have different definition about who a real man is, maybe based on their own observation, assumptions ot otherwise. Some may based their own definition on performance in terms of sex, others may based theirs on physical abilities -protection.
For me a real man is the man who has the fear of God in him and a man who keeps peace in his family and a man of his own.

Whatz ur own definition of a real man?

most times is gud to ignore some she-goat who claim to be wise in their own eyez nevertheless tnx for your advice.

@ cute ass
Weired!

Anyways next time, specify your questions so we don't waste our precious minutes typing contrary! thankyou.


Why the fuss? having a problem with dat?

I call him MINE! while he calls Me MHT (My Heart throb) or by my name Angel

Hmmmmmmmmmmmn Its kindda hard to know what one really wants, well i was waiting to hear from ya b4 saying ma mind.

well wat i want is , I WANT TO LEARN MORE! SO THAT I CAN DO MORE!!

The great question, which I have not been able to answer, is,

'What does a woman want?
CAN ANYONE TELL ME?

Hmmmn my relationship of 8yrs is almost collapsing because of dis, my bf accused me wrongly of not replying whenever he calls and tells me I LOVE U, i belive its a thing of da heart. Some may say it but not mean it while some really do mean it.