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Did you hear there will be nudity house party in Aso rock ?

@ joke

dis is so funny, na double wahala for deadi bodi

una no go kill me for this land

try ganja mixed wit a lil coc and hot pepper soup + bread and garri

my mama say make i nor read this

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Tongolo

Aint funny at all, tot it was a sermon.

Both

nuetralize it with NaOH then

romade:
tu acidic

A young woman wasn't feeling well, and asked one of her co-workers to recommend a physician.

"I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for each one after that."

The woman went to the doctor's office and, trying to save a little money, cheerily announced.

"I'm back!"

Not fooled for a second, the doctor quickly examined her and said, "Very good, just continue the treatment I prescribed on your last visit."

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left wrist and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken"

A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"

"No," replied the trainee.

"It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"

The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!"

"No." replied the CEO indignantly.

"Good!" replied the trainee, and puts down the phone.

One sunny day a lil boy was boasting to daddy , i can see real far wit ma glasses.

The dad asked , can u see far into the future or atleast can u see tomorrow? D lil Boy's ansa was , no.

Then u really cant see far at all.

bingo

hehehehehe!

Nor-try-am-o-else-use-u-for-my-shrine

Who be dat? abrakadabra Gtexcute disappear now and appear in my secret room!

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Freaky!

nice one, anoda coded form of 419

Too lengthy brb





U can publish it as a book.

You

Do they still write love letters this days?

*exhales*

wrongly

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