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@Kslib check ur email And get back to me ASAP.

Kslib: Wetin make sulu and natasha dey quarrel nah? Omo if to say dem continue for some more minutes ehn,sulu for tear her slap oooh!!!

lalaosky: Yeah, my plincess, be through in your homework on some peeps before giving out the blueprint

Abeg make una wire me †нє blueprint too, but come, I tink say fork-adict say ε̲̣̣̣̥ get small obioma amendment wen him want fix b4 him release d formula. Anyways I de wait abi una want proof? Just check ma profile

fork adict: Trust me now maguy. You no trust me? the kind scanning wey i dey do pass the one wey dey aso rock sef

Abeg @ Forrk adict follow bomb me the blueprint.....lol @ bomb.

bionicdude: i dey hall six.cul guyz like me hall.not much wahala

Still not convincing, maybe u go try yarn ur native language small.

bionicdude: for ur information am a malabite(unical student).stay in malabo (unical hostel) and don't give a Bleep if u think if am a nigerian or not.hope u get wetin i yarn incase u no know i stay in cali.no even know wetin to talk sef.

Hehehehe see vexing o, just because u want expo, I guess u be exPert for that area. Oya tell me which hall u de for malabor, then I go know if u be confam malabite.

bionicdude: ushould have checked my profile before calling me a zimbo.do i look like a zimbo to u.den tekk me watz ur criteria for calling me a zimbo.don't know wat am gonna do to prove to u am nigerian maybe i should tattoo nigerian on my face den maybe u will know am nigerian

You don't sound convincing enof, I can smell a 100% naija from his/her write up, try harder oga@dtop.

bionicdude: guyz help me with d aggressive voting thing.wanna vote mel badly any one gud enough to help me.would really appreciate it

You really sound like a desparate zimbo, pls try other forum, not here in nairaland. Impostor

Got this from a bbm broadcast VERY FUNNY, YET FULL OF MORAL LESSONS:There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?'All the women raised their hands.Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?'Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember..The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart.Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.Here are some of the replies:1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?2. What now? Did you crash the car again?3. I don't understand what you mean?4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!! 5. ?!? 6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need? 7. Am I dreaming? ? 8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...!!! 9. I asked you not to drink anymore!! and the best one 10. WHO IS THIS?

please karen fans letz work harder, day and nite non-stop plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

copied this from Luclay fan page.

MXIT VOTES STILL COUNT VERY MUCH AND THEY ARE STILL ALLOWED! BIG BROTHER IS STILL SAYING WE MUST VOTE VIA WEB/WAP/ SMS AND MXIT, DO NOT LISTEN TO PEOPLE WHO KNOW THEY ARE LOSING AND WANT TO DRAG YOU DOWN WITH THEM. KEEP VOTING. CHOOSE A SET AND STICK TO IT ALL WEEK, I NEED NO LESS THAN 500 MXITS AND 50 WEB PER COUNTRY FROM EACH OF YOU IN THE NEXT HOUR.LETS DO THIS THING! STOP YAPPING, WORK! LUFC TALKS TOO MUCH
http://www.facebook.com/luclaysa

Its a false info, please guyz concentrate on voting karen non-stop, Luclay's fan are voting aggressively. Letz do it for our queen Karen.

[size=14pt]190 [/size] - Nut case
[size=14pt]D-sense [/size] - Confused child
[size=14pt]Mobo444 [/size] - Suffering from Attension Deficit Syndrome (ADS)
[size=14pt]Mr. Cork [/size] - Anoda nut case but insanely sensible

I dey alright, i heard u are now mrs 190, u baddddo, u din't even send me an IV to ur wedding anyways i hope he is not giving you too much trouble coz i see him flirting around, maybe u need to get him castrated.

Interesting! what an amazing discovery! hmmmmn u need an award seriously.

Love nwantintin.,.,.make una take am jejely o

Haba u want omolola to castrate u?

Congratulations!

Hmmmmmn no be small thing.

^^^ No wonder u look so lean and ematiated, moderation is d key Mr 190.

@190
Because u can't stay a sec without doing it does not means other people can't stay without it.

@Poster
Just tell her u are uncomfortable with her dressing and let her know its over btw you two, all her seductive ploys won't work for you. Let her know u guyz are still friends and that u have moved on so she should do same.

CS is better, he got sexy albs and a certain je ne sais quoi

I was born 14th nov and can do without sex for a decade, ur philosophy is all wrong.

kay177:
Kasieze, kasize you have really tried with your education, keep it up

LWKMD

It depends on the lady's fertility state, i mean if the lady is ovulating within those days.

@Poster

What about girls ABOVE love, lol

Mr Cork! Mr Cork!! I like ur style, just a cool headed guy.

will do that ASAP, just send me ur location details, its done!

Choose me dearie, you know  :

<<<<<< Googles do you want me to order for you? u will so love it, i tell you.

Mr Cork i like your profile pix costume, can i place an order?