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@ otuwe

leave your head out of this jare



@ topic
like i said, no



do you like bayleys

no






u?

@ moondust
you're back?? after how many years?? lol, anyways welcome oo . . u have a lot to cover


@ topic

Ônye na-ere okuko na akpasa nku ya, ônye na-ego ego na-akpakoba akpakoba
The person selling the cocks/hens try to spread the wings, while the buyer tries to cover it.


Ônya gbalu aka na-azô ani, ônye ji nri a na-akônye akônye
While the empty handed is fighting for the land, the person with seeds is busy sowing lol

haaa, heard it from people






tpbm is sweet

atimes, yes (but in a sweet way)






are u smiling?

i slept well and its a beautiful morning, thanks for asking.





tpbm see u later

nooooooo (but even when it happens, i love the making up part)





are u a romantic person?

Dearie, im good and cool.

Its really been a while, missed u.

Whatsup?

I totally agree





tpbm i'm saying good morning

nei





you love naija movies?

Hmmm . . where do i start . . i could win an award in shading tears so i don't really know where to start . . i guess my tears are just abundant



ok, lets give it a shot . .

1) Movies/ soap operas . . i cry at two third of the movies i watch

2) Watching someone else be maltreated

3) Being yelled at by my mum

4) Being heart broken

5) Failed love

6) Thinking of my late brother

7) Dissapointments

8 ) Seeing others heartbroken or miserable

9) Loosing something irreplaceable

10) Feeling helpless . . .

hello u all

^^^^ sorry oo, pele!! Try konking it

@ topic

Yes oo, i'm really pissed . . at who? MYSELF!!

1) I lost one amongst my pair of new earrings. Not just that its barely 2 months old, and it costed me some notes . . i really liked it and it was the last pair of the set at the gold-smith's so it can't be replaced to the exact same one . . arrrgghh!

2) I've been eating too much chocolates than necessary . . got to stop!!

wifeypenth:
wheneva my darl sis lindy talks to me, i cry tears of joy. i love her so so much

Love you too babes

Name is something we all have, are called or go by

Halleluya ooo!!

And mine should be with a bonus Cos i was first

IBIPHIL:
Dear Nairalanders, i will like a favour from you people, i would be glad if u can help me to call or text this number 08020551935 its my girlfriends number and her name is LAITAN, and today is her birthday (30th July 2007) that, i IBIKUNLE PHILLIPS loves her beyond the reams of human understanding and i will always love and cherish her till the end of days.

The thought is really romantic, thats a genuine love you're dispaying. Hope she knows how lucky she is and I pray the love both of you have for each other, ever remain pure and faithful.


BTW, tell her cute-ass from nairaland wishes her a happy birthday and many more psorperous years!!

jaydean:
I started noticing some hard yellowish pulse inside the opening of the Circumcision structure on my man hood.
each time i am alone i would press it off, once in very long whiles but it`s like the thing is getting more serrious, now it irritates me inside, some times i would use palm oil to maasage it which gives me small reeif but am sure this is not a sexually transmitted what ever could rather be an arror that occoured while they circumsised me at infancy.am a 24 years old guy and has not had sex even once since my life.
I need help on what to use or where to go in orther to restore my healthy penis

[quote author=kemu_lala link=topic=67909.msg1317915#msg1317915 date=1185216744]my friend i am sorry to say that it looks like an STD to me, even if u haven´t penetrated a woman u can get it if u have been playing with your penis in a woman vagina, i think u better see a doctor asap because your condition can get worst[/quote] The guy specifically said he's never had sex, i wonder where u got your own theory from, or you only read half of the story?

@ poster

Like they said, you got to see a doctor, you never can tell what it is . . and every minute you waste could make your situation more critical. You shoulda been to a doctor's a long time ago , , now get your bu tt to the hospital before you worsen your situation!!

Fortunately or unfortunately, as people may see it . . the wedding didnt't hold, more of cancelled.


Be more informed here; https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=69123.msg1339419#msg1339419

Nice jokes you got dude , keep it up

Around the clock

Morning afternoon evening/night

All the time!!

no hard feelings

love you too

thats so rude

anyways hey 2u

Girl, its either u want to pull my legs or you're palying the game called "dumb",

Ofcourse the girl there isn't 14, she was one yr old when the picture was taken, today she's 14 and all grown . . but i didnt feel like posting her "now" picture for sake of privacy  . .  thats just an old picture of her that i fished out.

I really hope you get it now!!

i'll respect tbam's wish






tpbm is hungry

comm'on say hey

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I havent laughed this hard in a long time AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH omg HAHAHAHAHAH

Like the igbos would say . . ihe na-atu uto, na-egbu egbu - - that which is sweet, can kill too.

The pastor sentenced himself to death imprisonment , , BUAHAHAHAHA

presido1:
The gyl on that pix is 14 now, when was the picture taken or are you from CONGO _{if you can get what i mean by that} sorry no insult meant.

The picture was taken when she was a yr old, 13yrs ago (hence the symbol of the one-standing candle)

I don't know what you meant by the Congo joke _{and if you werent from Somali, you woulda explained}, sorry no insult meant