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jintujinta:
Cute ass, it's not my fault. I spent two weeks looking for how to create my own thread. Not dumb, just that my registration recorded error.

Eeeya, how sad . .anyways i can see you made a progress of 5posts today, so guess it aint a bad start towards the right direction, shey? lol
So why don't you tell us a thing or two about yourself, so we can have a clue of who we're dealing with here?

jintujinta:
Anyway, am around now. by the way i like your name. How cute is the ass baby? Let's catch a glimpse of it and see if its rockable!

LOL, you got jokes too . . I like your sense of humour sha. You just have to believe my words for them, the ass is as cute as the name states
Hope to see you around sha, i'm liking you already

fabulous10:
what do u think about a girl u just met and Slept with that same day, just like that.
Do u think it wise to start a relationship with her?

Girls have seen sheggea How come i didnt see you asking whether to sleep with her or not??
If you found it befitting to get down with her then you should sure as hell be willing to date her . . that she slept with you on the first day doesnt authomatically make her a hore, that she doesnt sleep with you until after a year doesnt name her a saint and vice versa.

Its so sad that most guys look for the right thing in the wrong place - - it takes two to tango, afterall if you didnt offer your d*ck, there wouldnt be a story of sex in the first place, should it matter that she was a girl?? Didn¨'t you sleep with her on the first day, just like that as well?? Dude, please!

For you to be here asking the question, makes me conclude you do want her but the "sex" scene is holding you back?? If you find a dating material in her, then go for her, you might be in for the surprise of your life when you find out she's more of a lady than any other girl you've dated

BTW what makes you think the girl wants to date you sef?? Or you think you're God's gift to women?? remember rejection can go both ways!!

@ topic

Sorry my dear, i have no clue! But i bet if you go to the market and ask around you'll be killing two birds with one stone, as in buying the wedding gown and making a choice of your own from what you're looking at and preferrably already tried on

LOL, i always say that the barking dog doesn't bite . . coming with a lot of fun??, and just 8 posts since 21st of september?? Nah you biko!


You've landed? lol, which flight? . . anyways sha welcome to nairaland and good luck with your project

Come over girl

moondust:
Ha! Cute-ass u can be his 19th wife nah. Polygamy is legit in Africa

Hiya, na wishful thinking be that, i cancel that, amen. Legit in Africa but not in cute-ass' agenda . . i know there's love in sharing, but too much of everything is bad and this is def. one of the too muchs

9 , 8 , & 10

Smoking hot dude . . ooh lah lah

efuah:
good in-law, u might get some rivals but dnt mind them o, you're the genuine wife, infact i have stamped already.
exactly

but there's a problem o

Whats the problem mumsi? And i hope he doesnt have a flock of women, i want a solo marriage ooh!

efuah:
cute_ass, u need some rules to comply before the wedding

1. avoid toasters
2. avoid stalkers
3. choose rule number 3 please

BTW the wedding comes on tonight at 2am prompt

Mummy you need not worry . . with such a chocolate cake for a husband, what else do I wish for, all those rules will be met, i bet you

3. what has been joined together, let no man or thing put asunder!

I gotta go get a wedding gown, and do some other arrangements

niceuzor:
cute-ass   -is it bad to get you inform? 

Bad to get me informed?? Ofcourse not, did i do something to arouse that thought?? BTW you're invited to my wedding, bring a big gift with you . . the security guards will be asking for your gifts,if you got none, too bad but you'll be sent away

efuah:
the guy looking for cute ladies is not related to me.

but for the in-law thingy, look in my profile, u will see him

I do, I do, I do, I do . . infact "I do" a million times.

Sweetheart, that boy is a heart-breaker, a sight for the gods . . Who am I to turn down such a charmer?

God has buttered my bread oo, thanks mother-in-law When is our wedding jare? Gosh, he's cute!!

pterygott:
cutey love, make that dinner for two o

Sure thing pie

niceuzor:
Cute-ass me and her don be friends now? abeg take ham easy with that Akproko?

i don go there come back NO BI YOU THE GUY dey talk about?

You're friends with my cousin?? Good for you, she's a damsel . . and yes, i knew the guy wasnt talkign about me, efuah was only jokingly summoning all the NL members that have cute attached to their names since the guy wanted a "cute" girl

Make use of your sense of humour jare

@ topic

Still at home, about to go make some dinner. I'm farmished

niceuzor:
Cute-Ass is naijacutee your cousin? just curious because we are huh!!?

Yes oo, thats my dear cousin you mentioned . . what's your source of information?

efuah:
someone said he needs a cute lady for 
so am summoning all the cutes in the land


i also want you as my inlaw if u dnt mind

LMCAO, girl you're funny . . please i don't want to be anybody's money shrine oo

Eheen about the in-law thingy, so what were we saying?? Who's this person you're giving me away to BTW or the guy looking for a "cute" lady is related to you?

You're highly welcome dear . . BTW your girl is smoking

Hope you enjoy your stay here and have a blast!

efuah:
cute-ass, you're needed in the meet up zone section

Darling what have i done this time? What's the address of location?

I'm at home, about to watch a nigerian movie

[quote author=able_geo link=topic=83282.msg1553510#msg1553510 date=1191427003]I HAVE NOT FOUND ANY GIRL OF MY TYPE, WHY, ANYONE ASK QUESTION, THE ANSWER SHE REPLY TO ME IS NOT WELL COMFORTABLE FOR ME. I NEED A GIRL WHO HAS FOUR SITE, AND KNOW HOW TO STUDY HOW NIGERIA ECONOMY GOES, IF YOU THE ONE CALL ME 08034848244[/quote]I suggest you go and make your message readabe then come back! How can you found a girl of your type?

Who are you to make demands on the girl's field of knowledge when you can't even present a simple situation in a way "lay people" would be able to make a tiny sense out of it.

I'll advice you enrole in an "evening english class" . . though some will say english isnt our first language, you sure need it i times like this!

LOL, , , i'm right behind you honey . . i'll hold the torch-light while you search Just holla when you're ready!

Ok then ifsez, we got a deal. I hope to contact you when i'm in naija and i'll put your chin chin to taste. Guess i'll tell you how i like it when i give you the call Take care!

Why isnt chiegemba on IM

yea, with my love, later tonight, we're toasting to naija's independence



u?

^^^^ I wasnt asking for a comment either, so guess you just made my day

@ moondust

I'm cool . . how are u?


@ topic

nana . . guessing thats what she was called as a kid, or her name?

acidrop:
ok check this ya'll, am starting 2 think i don't have a lyf, i can't even belief it myself, do u know hw many hours i spend on nl, i went go pay my broadband bills today and am like WTF.

anyway sup ya'll

So you pay your broadband bill there according to how much you've burned up . . thankgoodness for the fast-price arrangement here oo.

Anyways we're fine, u nko?

I'm loving this . . Part 2 lol

So you found the lady in part 1, and lost her along the way . . and searching for her in part 2

How cute . . nice plot/story line for a nigerian movie

Hmmm, not bad at all.

Maybe i'll give you a call when i get to naija,, make sure your chin-chin tastes good oo

The lie is that you've got a cute cousin


i'm going on a mission from here
My ears arent pierced
Putting on white/black/green jacket

@ infourmer . . not half as bad as you missed . . i HATE watching football

@ mello . . zero point to you too, you boomed . . and the lie is that you're in Base camp of Mount Everest



I can't wait to travel to naija
Doing something special with my love tonight
I hate bread