₦airaland Forum

LadyBoss1:
Haba his d only except
Common go n brush ur teeth, n u peck on the cheek dont want u near my lips

please... Befor u make all d leprosy in dis world to enta my face.. I dnt need ur peck.. I'l pass

remember007:
guess I might have to seal my lips with tape while going to class today

lmao ur mouth will smell eh sotey maggot will be filin out from ur nose

Sinnzu:
Sinaj and prettythicksme.. E don set o.

sinaj is a no go area.... She is myn!

LadyBoss1:
Oya whose giving me kiss... Make sure u use Oral B or else ...

why ddnt u tell dharniel to use oral b?

Midehi:
walai! the design is that of a lion

dats why I dnt wana marry frm yoruba.. Before my mother in law sneak in and design my baby's face

See as dem design him face

Blood of d covenant

Sorry love.. Shii happens... U can settle for a frnds wit benefits kinda rship

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]The poster below me has something to say. [/color]

looooooool...

Why me oh why me

Why why why

Why o why why


Chorus

Wen I was rich
Why o why

I used to flex all d ladies
Why o why

And parry all nyt
Why o why

Until I had hiv
Why o why

And dey all ran away
Why o why


Why, o why, why ooo oo why!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Most times that happens after stage four. [/color]

ur d true son of ur father

Is dr anytn like true girlfrnd?

refreshrate:
Hey leave the ten tinz for tosyn2much! find your own number

who is dis rat

And d last but not d least


Conjugation

gabbidonb:
exactly that is the bone of contention; she wants to slim down on her own accord not because the guy wanted him to; she feels not being appreciated for who she is .

this sums it all


cc: ahsekeena

Best way to break a gurl down... Sleep wit a frnd of hers in her circle befor meetn her actually, so wen ur d centre of dr discussion and u happen to stumble upon dem, she"l definitely gv u a wink

ahsekeena:
Remember he didn't meet her like that,she wasn't as big when he met her.





How about helping her lose the weight. "Hey babe,I'm going out for a run,u wanna join"? Stuff like that. In every relationship,there should be physical attraction.

seems u Ddnt read d passage well.. She doesn't want to help hersef. She says he should accept her d way she is.. Dat means she doesnt wana slim down! Dnt u get?

trendy01:
He should talk to her nicely abt eating healthy and avoid late night food, they should exercise together and he should avoid buying her junk foods

buy who junk food... Him wey dey complain say she fat na him go still use him money buy her icecream.. U dey tthink straght at all?

Ur frnd isn't ready to get married den... He should go date an anorexic patient

Some babes neva brush dr mouth dis mornin biko...

Hilaskee:
You must be stupid for saying so. Is Abuja or Kano an Ikwerre land? Or is there a senator from Ikwerre in the past or present dispensation? Rubbish talk!

what I mean is dat he must hav d traits of most ikwerre landlords.. Pls dnt say I am stupid... U dnt want me to insult ur entire family dis mornin.. Hw abt we play civil alright.

SuperSuave:
in fact if she does the rest on doesn't do the above mentioned I no go grew o +

looooooooooool..... She must invyt her mum for a 3 some...

Sabrwahaqqo:
You, I mean you gangan are a verrry baaad man.
You, I mean you gangan are a verrry baaad man.

looool.. I am a verrry baaad man

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Normal levels na

She go deny am sha.[/color]

naijaboiy? Lol I go bet all my life savings if she deny am...

ahsekeena:
ahahahahahah

lolz.

I concur wit d op

Buhari neva see anytn.. Oga jona is laffn at him in sign language

weingeorge:
I keep hearing these stories...why won't a female lecturer in my school ask me out.

lol cuz none is single... U wan date person mama?