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Wil encourage her to join d reverend sisterhood as well.

Its well

Enegod:
Guys, be careful when she is giving you head... She can easily bite off your kondo!

The end is really near...smdh!!

lol. U wil get so caught wit excitement, ur mind won't even go thr

MizMyColi:


The inspiration behind my moniker, right?

It is Miz (miss) My (Mary) Coli (Collette).

Thank you.

eya. Chai. Mary. Fine name. Nne mmara mma...

sinaj:
for ur mind o!

for my mind how?

sinaj:
were u banned too

lool funny enuf yea. By an antispam bot.

sinaj:
HBD dearie... I wish u many more birthdays to come

i fink my ban wz lifted coz of you

lool dem follow ban u too? Dis is serious

Mizmycoli lol happy birthday. By the way u promsd to tel me your name on ur birthday.

firstEVA:
she's not a maid.

den she aint a wife

firstEVA:
that's her major job naw, no need for aristo, she should just try to please him in bed.

and also in d kitchen

nikkiehan:
m nt here to embarrass u anyway

next tym try quotin wit sensible comments

firstEVA:
He can get a cook naw

he probably needs to get an aristo if she isn't good in bed as well.

Enegod:
Real women cook, clean, and please their man!

gbam! Word! Kpomkwem!

nikkiehan:
if I hear wat do wanna press. u be pressing machine or wat

dat wasn't funny. Try workin on ur sense of humour

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buhari must be parkn at one corner and be like "smh"

MrDojo:
Bro u ave a point but times r changing.....my inlaws cant dicate to me becuz ma wife cant cook....if I truly love r I dnt mind being embarrassed a thousand times more.... bt still if she cant coook its really gooood too

I rebuke the spirit dats makin u write dis.

Ishilove:
I can't say i appreciate your choice of words, ma'am. The mods don't live on Nairaland.

Please take note.

looooool. Tell dem.

All these guys dat r sayn maybe or yes, be careful of what u wish for. Dr wil be a time wen ur inlaws wil come to ur haus and u may not be around and tradition demands ur wife cooks for dem. I wonder d kind of embarrasment it wil be for u. U dnt need to remind a girl she needs to knw hw to cook!

sam121:
Taaaaaa,.....! Kwuchie onu....!!! Do u want her to defile the Alter of God....

u think say ur righteous? Ur sins even make d devil look like a saint

SemuhleB:
so a couple of white girls mean all white girls love you? A couple does not present the majority or the whole population. It simply means that those couple of girls liked you

alryt.

Its not a lie. They r desperate for us. Av had a couple of white girls chyke me

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Hmm.

I'll start ignoring your calls and start acting weird with you.
I'll ignore you on whatsapp, bbm and every other social network we both use.
You'll wonder what's wrong and ask me why?
I'll say nothing.
We continue like this for about 3 days.
By now, you are jittery, not knowing what the fvck is going on.
I call you up on a friday evening.
I won't use pet names, I'll use your name - "Nneka, we need to talk"
-"Blackett, what's going on? I (cuts you off)"
- "Nneka, I'll come pick you up in the morning tomorrow, I'll explain"
The next day, I take you to the beach.
I've rehearsed all I want to say and how I want to say it.
"Nneka, I don't like the way this relationship is going anymore"
"Blackett, are you ok? Have I done something wrong? Pls tell me"
"Nneka, It's not you, it's me. . . I'm tired of this current relationship. You deserve better than this. *goes down on a knee and produces a ring* I no longer want you as a girlfriend, I want you to be my wife. . . I want my daughters to look like you"

"Will you marry me, baby?"


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person supose don dey blush dey cry by now

Epistemology:

wat can I do for u ?

qbd2:
U speak for urself, maybe not so for others.

well am not married yet so wen it comes, I'd let u knw

Now this topic is specially meant for the guys. Ladies u can take a peek and see how romantic the ideas are and maybe wish such scenario will happen to you lol.
Guys, suposin u wana propose to d girl of your dreams, how will u go abt it? The goin to a restaurant and kneelin down in frnt of her and popping the question is so frequent these days dat its lost it's swEetness. So tell us how u intend to propose to your would-be wife.


As for me, I'd take her on a cruise ship, den take her to the deck of the ship, yu all knw dat pic whr jack was holdin rose's hands by spreadin it on d ship ryt?in d movie titanic Yeeeeah dats right. Den as we are alone thr, I'd pop d question.

qbd2:
Iffa hear say? I'm not igbo but I've heard d amount u ve to spend on different family memebrs can be killing. Correct me though if I'm wrong.

its because we r well endowed wit money . Ego n'ekwu. Maney well categorically speaking if am to get married to any woman in nigeria, I'd still manage d igbo woman.

qbd2:
Srry dats not a cultural practice, but I guess dat gives one idea to always save food for bride nd groom b4 d food mongers do dere job.

lol was just kiddn. D igbo traditional marriage is so on point so dr is nothin annoyin abt it.

I hav a feelin dat cossy will repent someday and become a reverend sister

EroticAngelina:
lol i trust u
even the one wey big pass u, u fit handle am too.

abi.