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diddydiva:
seconded!!!

he shouldn't forget to slice her first.

she is dr gvn him obvious green lights and he is dulling. Chai. Wen me I dey here dey look for babe

U hav been payin her school fees and she is treatin u like fOotball. U r definitely in some sort of benin spell

Lol do u want her to be sendin u to d market?

iyisco2001:
see your life outside

lool. Emusmith dey jonse

Put her in d toasting machine. And she is toasted. Is it so hard in dis modern age?

ghost1718:
small boy like U i no u must ask her.......... I will tell ur mum

lol ode. U wan spoil my market abi

neoapocalypse:
Wait for me make I pack my bag as well , are we going by air or boat sef , if na by boat make we target our arrival to the time wey she go dey the beach again

lol by timetravel. I wan enter insyd dat picture

elantraceey:
Giving up is like saying you don't want to get married so there's no need giving up , you can give it a long pause till probably when you're ready for marriage

maybe an 8 year pause

Lol reminds me wen I went to dis posh salon to hav my hair cut. I was feelin like a big boy na. I jejely sat down on d big man chair. Wooow I was admiring d salon, it was a unisex salon. So I askd d guy how much he charges, he told me 1500. Eeeeehhhhhhh? Repeat. Bros its one thosand five hundred naira. I just quietly comot for d salon tel d guy say I forget my wallet. I ddnt want d ladies who were doin dr hair to suspect I ddnt hav moni lol

HizMissy:
and if iv not eaten nko? will u send mobile food?
that question is soooo annoying.

the best they can say is pls try n eat..... mtcheeeeew

hahahhahhahahhahhahahhahahahha omgosh u r one hell of a funny girl. We guys sha. We can Bleep up eh

elantraceey:
Well you're correct but that doesn't mean we should give up on relationships , marriage can't just spring up to no where?

am tryn hard not to gv up buh I get more reasons to

HizMissy:
no i haven't

u realy wana read it ryt?

HizMissy:
wow really,
now im interested

u mean u havnt read d book?

Jezebels

elantraceey:
I dont get you , are you saying all relationship read to breakup?

most of dem. Except d final ones dat lead to marriage .

I refuse to be taken advantage of. Instead, I'd use d money and start a business of mine.

Lool dah woman too dey act winch winch for film. She need am well well.

Verovera:
Hmmmm. Observing

r u sippin fanta?

elantraceey:
But the op is not a girl na.

urm sorry I meant guys. Come to think of it, I dnt think dr has been any rship dat dr was no breakup. Why den do we enta a rship wid sum1 wen we knw we wil definitely breakup wit dem

mcocolok:
Bros this is not made up oooo... The guy needs advice oooo...

who is d guy leme counsel him privately

Nneka123:
lol oh please!, um do you know where i could find it online, like an e-book to read?

oh yes. Its very easy. Thank me later wen u download successfully. Just go to google and type fifty shades of grey.pdf wen d page opens, pls only click on d one dat u will see pdf at d side of it. Wen u click it, it directs u to d main ebook. Den it opens and u click save.

elantraceey:
Lool , looks made up.

its made up sef. I knw dem wen I see one. Girls like complicated rship eh.

Nneka123:
Genesis deluxe, lol the book, i will still read it

nneka chai. U r a very very bad girl. I ddnt knw u were like dis. so u like wen he wil chain u to d bed and do nutty tins to u kinda romance ryt

Tashaamania:
boo can testify to this I cant and will never send, even if I send sef, na the deeper life style I go send - snap just my lap send

looool. Den wen he sends a pic of his chest, u wil now graduate and send a pic of ur thighs. Like play like play, person don see anoda man pikin bleast.

If all things r yours den why am I not drawn to u

Whr is my bag? Off to croatia!!!

Nneka123:
well i did yesterday, and the one i was able to watch was "The duff". high school drama. i will just look for the book and read

whch cinema do u visit often? Silverbird or deluxe or ozone cinema

Nneka123:
well i did yesterday, and the one i was able to watch was "The duff". high school drama. i will just look for the book and read

lol d book is so much urm, u knw wat I mean .... It can actualy make u wet.

missjenna:
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shuooooooooo. U be spirit? Na wa o

I just duno whch galaxy all dese aliens and space trolls are enterin nairaland from

elantraceey:
Yes I did

dat tin is long sha. I wonder wat kind of thesis is dat.

Tashaamania:
*Can you send me a nude pic?
this aint annoyin tho, but I dont usually send

lol wen u r totaly and completely lovestruck for d guy, u wil just send it to him even without him askn