₦airaland Forum

biacan:
Nah me dey here you nor fit do anything

lol person like you wey go dey sleep naked for my bed.

Goldengold2:
heart break kwa!

lol don't take it serious. We have a thing on nairaland.

princessayesha:
Dear Arewa men, Ramadan is coming again o. Those of you that leave your girl friends only to come back after Sallah we are watching you
Sugan azimi da kayan Sallah will not harm anyone

see as you just fine yarinya... How many cows do I need to buy for your father for your hand in marriage

Its boring ..

biacan:
No I won't

lol...I will just break your heart

Nice one

Please just let me breathe.. Please!!!

Lol.. Why not allow her to eat eh.. When its time for payment, take an empty ATM card and try to pay, obviously it would say declined then cajole her into using her ATM card to pay after you will reimburse her... Of course she will... Then voila.. Smile and go home.. Block her number...

Someone poked her eye with needle when she was asleep..

talk to your brother first..

to me its not necessary, so i am supporting their decision

IamZod:
U live in PH right.
if u do, please I need directions to mina Morrison centre at 68 olu obasanjo road, port Harcourt

ok I don't know the exact spot of the Mina Morrison centre but I can tell you how to get to olu obasanjo. Where are you coming from please?

IamZod:
Hello bro

hi Zod

MrCork:
..Bro. ..u wearrin white dress & u want to meet friend on nairaland. ..correct?...SMH.

will you keep shut...

biacan:
See this one everyone on this forum knows me as the most beautiful girl in this world abi e get any girl wey reach me niccur

feeling funky..oya show us your real face without make up

biacan:
Lol stop whining me jare Don't get your hopes high I'm not beautiful

thank God you know

MrCork:
...sorry bro..we Londoners don't understand wot u homever base people cook in that Nigeria....we use waiters (No ofeense )

smh. This dry bone has risen again....

No no no I won't support this. Especially on first time basis, and please guys learn to keep your surroundings clean. If you are a busy person you can just employ the services of a cleaner to tidy up, that's allowed still.

Stupid girls. They deserve it

It is wa! This one na gbomgbolobo sontin

A phone with a poor battery life, is that one a phone? Mchew

Make sure all kitchen knives be hidden.

Lol.. The girl is responsible for her pregnancy

If na Nigeria, even the police go theif the money.. Yeye nation

blazesam:
AM a medical doctor and i wil share my little xperience on dat with u as i waz also once a victim. it all started lik a joke,to me i felt it was water but later discovered it was the run away package i did because of my breakup. when u xperiencin that,u dnt bath with cold hot or warm water,no eatin of fish,goat and avoid takin milk. Best advice 4u to let it calm. When u hav money on u,visit any med-lab and ask them to perform culture test on u,name (skin scraping). U wil feel more intching mostly in the evenin, it wil appear on ur manhood too if u ar nt fast.

my brother haba. Which kyn water the nigga go baff na? Abi na steam he go use baff?

Soapqueen is right. Get your own apartment.

BossNation:
I always use condom bro

Chai.. That means one isn't safe again.. Thank God for abstinence

Na wetin fit them... Instruments

Fvck with condom is a problem for you abi...

PDP... Shut up.. 16years of rule, what did you offer nigerians?

biacan:
You have started now

lmao.. Oya take kiss

Biacan... Sorry eh the bashings were epic