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demiladegold:
cutehector I can see you o.....

I see u too

Of course... I once exchanged my fb password wit a trusted female friend of mine.. she'll long in and comment, i"ll log into hers and breeze abt..

naughtynaughty:
biko don't again. Before ull use ur tasteless food and send ur wife away

so I shouldn't near kitchen ryt?

rosieluv:
its nt me ooo,it ws amaka

am not cookin again for any lady. Make una just chop beleful for una house befor comin out

naughtynaughty:
ewwooo hector.. Ur male wasn't dat delicious sef.. I just didn't wanna complain dat day. Lol

I no dey cook again for woman!


Una try eh



Cc: rosieluv

egedem:
if I hear!! U are talkin of ss2 students back den. Dis days ss2 students their breast don big pass some of my level mates breast with already widening hips. Although I blame the paedophiles for not comporting themselves. They could have visited brothel

my brother the last thing I will do in live is to have sex with an olosho in a brothel... Jesus casted away 7 demons from Mary Madgalene wen he forgave her of her olosho deals. , how much more the number of demons nowadays in the present oloshos.. bro, abeg I like my destiny...


Dis evenin I go one church program, u needed to see the way dis girl was dancing under d annointing.. me sef con dey fear.. at a point I come dey laff for all d guys wey don screw dat babe.

MRNipples:
YES MY PEOPLE, i have decided to share with your guys secrets that i have been using to last longer than longest during sex, and how every lady i slept with, kept saying thank you after sex and they keep coming back. The secret is mixing of groundnut oil with palm wine. my brothers, if you want to forever make a lady to keep coming back to you for sex and you want to last more than one hour with merciless thrusting in the wonder land, then listen to what i call the samurai's sexual destroyer. mix a fresh palmwine, straigt from the palm tree with groundnut oil, in a bottle or a small container like a sprite bottle then keep it in the fridge for one hour. then drink it one hour before you have sex with a lady, so that the combination will settle down. then you can hammer the lady. believe you me, if you use my combination on a lady, she will not only thank you after sex but can withdraw her entire money in the bank for you. cc obatomi, pussyponder, pussypastor/pastorpussy, cutehectdor and all the bad guys.

wetin I no go see for this life

God forbid such women in my life

Bad roomies


3 stoogies

Last time I checked, oshiomhole didn't hav six packs

rosieluv:
jes lyk dah vegetable soup u gv to me dat made me stool for a week,i cnt sit well naw coz my anus hurts. Stop cookin spoil yeye boi

is it not u dah taught me how to cook

UyiIredia:
Well now I don't so

hahaha the things I post in here will change ur mind to see me as a bad guy

UyiIredia:
Why u come talk say u be bad boy. It gave me the wrong impression.

because I want u to have a wrong impression about me.

UyiIredia:
As if u never fornicate

i havent

Some guys I know don’t consider cooking a worthwhile venture. Besides the occasional stint behind the grill, they’d rather bask in blissful ignorance than feed themselves in more than 3 steps: stab, chew, swallow.

But ask any woman (or man that already knows how) why it is better to be a kitchen savvy dude and you’ll start to see what these guys are missing.

Whether it’s because they think it takes too much time, too much effort or wrongly assume it’s a woman’s job, men who never learn to cook are losing a huge opportunity to take their man skills to the next level.


1. Chicks dig it

There isn’t a woman alive immune to a man who can make her a delicious meal. If you’re as unblessed as I am in the looks, charm and money department, options for bagging the love of your life are limited. That’s where cooking comes in. On the second date with naughtynaughty, she literarily fell in love with me because i knew how to cook her favorite meal.. Okpa...

2. Life skills are manly

You can fix your car, hunt wild animals and build a camp fire. Shouldn’t you know how to feed yourself without a drive-thru?

3. You’ll save money

Though there’s a good chance you’re single if you never learned to cook (see point #1), a home cooked meal is a much cheaper date night (or singles night) than dinner for two at Chez Fancy—particularly with the 150% wine mark up common at most restaurants.

4. It’s faster than going out

Fancy date meals aside, cooking at home is almost always faster than going out—so long as you know what you’re doing. Once you have a few basic skills down, you can stop wasting your time in fast food spots simply because you don’t know what else to eat.



5. You might lose weight

Cooking is one of the easiest ways to improve your diet and stick to reasonable portions. This is a recipe for weight loss, if you’re willing to swallow it. If you have no interest in cooking for any of the above reasons, then do it for love: love for yourself and for your family. Processed foods are the devil’s cuisine. This is a fact. Only last week, a new report that the chemicals that combine to make them more-ish are addictive and make you fat. So ditch the convenience, learn to cook, and give yourself and your loved ones a healthy future.

6 You might like it

Cooking is relaxing, fun, creative, purposeful and, hopefully, delicious. Why wouldn’t you want to add this skill to your tool belt?


7.Therapy for the mind

Busy day at work? Cook. Kids freaking you out? Cook? Bad news about an old friend? Cook, cook, cook. Cooking is an incredible therapy for when you’re feeling stressed. It focuses the mind, forces you to concentrate on your ingredients, method, temperatures and times.It locks you away in the kitchen rather than shouting at everyone in the living room. It is the best form of mind therapy. And then you get to eat nice stuff!



Cc: lalasticlala, mynd44

naughtynaughty:
bedroom?
Tbh I will

i'll see u in court

calliope:
she can get pregnant and birth a child like every other woman.

mchew, the last pick was a woman who changed into a man and she kept her womb befor changin into a man dats why he got pregnant, now caliope, u should give me a very factual example of a transexual i.e man to woman who got pregnant d gave birth... Den i will cease doubting

naughtynaughty:
nah.. She removed it alrdy

ha, i wonder just how possible is dat to remove a joystick and create a vagina... Wow...

naughtynaughty:
awwwww will def invite u dat day.. To come c ur naughty lawyer frnd

shebi if I commit crime, u won't sentence me to ur bedroom?

naughtynaughty:
u rembr I have two moniker? Lmaooo ban me on dis one and aw come and peep with the oda one

tink abt u being called to the bar.

Fornication Is fornication...

naughtynaughty:
haha yah wicked y wunt I comman peep.. Inshort aw be peeping like evri minute

no be u again? Na u na


Well i"ll be stalking u every second.. if I just catch u viewing..



oooooooooh I have an idea.. why not tell mynddd444 he is a goat so u will be banned whch will enable u to concentrate on reading?

Maxineng:
You got it wrong. Dude's gat a fully functioning Veejay that can perform all sexual satisfaction except bleeding and getting Pregnant.

wooow.. buh still not a woman to me as long as "it" doesn't bleed and gets pregnant..

naughtynaughty:
dats true ooo.. Ur own beta

Dats if u c me online nah

lwkmd.. I knw u will come in and peep.. I shouldn't see anythn like last seen at tomoro's date in ur profile... only last seen yesterday..

Two of her friends came with her to see u by 7pm.. I seee...

It's just very impossible for 13-15 year old girl to seduce a grown man.....

calliope:
The last time I checked she got all of the aforementioned . So what r you implying?

so ur telling me "it" can get pregnant and give birth?

naughtynaughty:
dont scare me jor.. It's law we r talkin abt so? It's my fifth year in dis game baby

Bt rilli.. Am dedicating my whole tomorw to my book.. I have more dan a hundred material to read. Tnx for the advice. I hope u do same too

hahahahhahhahaa, I already have my degree sweetheart . Besides, we haven't even started any lectures yet for first semester for my MSc program. So technically, ur d one I should be advising

Lool i'll make sure I disturb u tomoro with too too sweet mentions dat can't resist to reply

This issue of cheating cuts across both males and females so either party shouldn't make it look as if the other is to blame

calliope:
she is female

you should know beta

female how? Does "it" have a vagina? Cuz as far as i'm concerned, a woman is someone who has functioning boobs, vagina and womb.. which clearly "it" doesn't have..


Fake boob implants, dats all..