₦airaland Forum

saintmark88:
Go and enlist urself n d military, thts a start

oh of course, I plan to. Leme just get done with my MSc.

AirSultan u be serious woman wrapper



It was boldly written, strictly for the ladies.



Dnt tell me u are a sissy.

One thing in which I like these Niger delta avengers or any other rebel faction is that they don't come out to the public to say trash like "we will bomb this place" or we are going to"

It is a matter of the present tense, it is happening already, they are bombing, they are killing, they are vandalizing, right now.



So I don't see any fvcking good reason why this slow poke of a CDS will come out to the public to say. "We are going to crush" or we will arrest"


Nonsense


We don't want to hear all these hogwash statements, we wish to hear, Nigerian army has caught, has paraded, has arrested, has killed, has done this and that.


Somebody should just make me the Chief of defense staff and I shall teach this mudafvckers dat I don't give a hoot about the law. My aim is to fish u out by any fvcking means

And what tha fuq is the Joint task force, the NSCDC and the Nigerian Army doing about this? So none of these security outfits give a hoot right?

So ur wife did nor have her bath dat day, hmmm

Na joke o.



Well you are definitely right. Good piece. I shall put that into practice

Ginaz






Ya craaaaaazzzzy looool...

It's laughable to see people describe their exes with funny lagos towns




It's just not fair. Note dat u will be someone's ex too

Vivalavida99:
Mechionu, if that is the only place he finds one, shouldn't he buy?

Btw, I'm not the one, a friend posted it on my FB wall and i thought i should share.

what did u just write? If that is the only place? Like seriously?


When people hawk almost anything on the streets.. u cant tell me dat in a street, no person is selling food items.. so just say the person just wants ta waste money ok...


Ur just talkn as if u came into nigeria dis morning..

Ezeigbo1ofimo me tooo

And why should someone buy tomatoes in shoprite?



Ndi big man... dey waste money anyhow

"Stupidest"


Like seriously?

adaksbullet:
Bus am jus go in exile. I we b back fool n load

my maaaAaanchi



Guy tuale

halfricanadian:
Anthing for u

Wish i had a fine hand like dat

go and rub jik na

halfricanadian:

I will buy wateva u are tinkin o

r u serious? Woooow



Mayfinegirl abeg hw much is the most costly ring in ur display? halfricanadian will pay

BrainnewsNg:
Yes

goooooood..

Omo who get that fine hand so..



Chei see skin.. gosh

Halfricanadian u nor go like buy ring take propose to me?

Hogwash

apexquest:
Nigerian??

nollywood fit shoot movie call the name bad room mates? if u see a title of a Nigerian movie, u shall know


Broken Palace

Kingdom of the Witch


Kingdom of the witch reloaded



Haba bros, the movie na holly wood sha.

Watch the movie "bad room mates"



Den get bak to me

I miss adaksbullet's funny posts

dauntless15:
its in the list na, there are alot of points not listed haba stop plagiarism

eh but dats d one dat annoys me d most. Hence I singled it out.

ronald4lif:
Why are people still buying tomatoes when palm kernel (ofe akwu) stew is cheaper and even more nutritious? I wouldn't bother with stew if I were the one.

its stressful to cook na

Only in Nigeria


That a guy is supposed to be the one to call his babe..

BiafraBushBoy:
Lol... She called all of una names...

Una don cast finish...

lwkmd... her problem..

Any lady who is proud to be a virgin will reveal to u dat instant. Yes I am a virgin, any problem?


Simple.

MUVA:
Lol!


Where cutehector dey seff?

lol guy stop calling me to see bad bad tins... things of the world..