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ggrin:





Will u be my GAYbe?

will u be my lesbe?

QueenValerie:
Could,yes. Will I,probably not. What happened ta the maid?

lol I just want u to learn dats all.... guys adore ladies who can cook a lot more Dan those who just pretty

Reason I hate chats.

ggrin:
weyre re o

weyre re re re reee ooo

QueenValerie:
Welp,get ta lookin

lol cmon, u could learn, can't u?

ggrin:
lesbian

gaybian!

ggrin:
Shoe and belt

gay!

QueenValerie:
You did didn't you?
That's why you we're wearin' that emoj smile? Yes?
You terror.
An I don't need a older maid but a *faithful* dude.
Sides, I'm toooo much

and a faithful dude like me needs a wife dah can cook..

QueenValerie:
A maid?...Did you see my comments on that "my husband cheated with ta maid" thread?

lol and I wrote sometime earlier to yhu dah u shouldn't worry, she will be an aged female maid. Someone Nad as sexy as yhu

Mchew. I tell dem to forget about the money.

QueenValerie:
2 days actually.
An I wouldn't be a good housewife Hector, I burn nearly everthin' I cook.
The smoke alarm had ta be took down ta keep it from goin' off.

lol u dant hav ta worry, i"d urm employ a maid instead

No be yoruba people again? Na dem na...


No shame.

mizhefeh:
I sure did

urm, I dnt usually do dis, buh i'd gota do it anyways.


Haaaaaaapppy birrrrrthdAaaaay...

See dem.. homo erectuses

discoprophet:
No be you again?

nor be me oooo.. I neva toush woman befor ooo

QueenValerie:
Haha.What is the "Oh yeah " for?
Well I took my "lazy butt" and machine washed clothes on Monday an the bed spread yesterday.
An let me tell you that bein' "lazy " an washin' by machine was so efficient that I was able ta clean the bathroom at the same time ? ....I know,ain't it a wonder? These modern conveniences.

hahahahahahahaha so u were thinking abt it all day! Babe ah was only messing wit ya head, lol who doesn't like modern conveniences?


Good thing ya knw ya lazy.. lazzy ass

Ah think yu"d make a Berra housewife

saiprojects:
Nothing, just dey hail you sir...

hector please. Damn the sir

If one doesn't believe in love, I dnt see any point why dey dating someone or in a relationship. They Berra remain single and die.

So u sayin where there are no rats, snakes are bound to exist in such homes?

QueenValerie:
Yikes! Toast.
Well you are in engeineerin',but I think you'll be okay.
Pretty? I shoulda known.I'm kiddin'

oh yeah.. so tell me, wah u been up to lately?

Urm, do dey wear pant and bra these days?

Just tear cloth, dats all.. boobs and thing be showin all ova..

Supposin u find out ur man"s kini is d same size of d dog"s own in d pic

lxyrul:
And why didn't you guys?

cuz it's abominable duh!

saiprojects:
you again loool

wat I do? I like cakes. Yum yum

QueenValerie:
No wonder you were reluctant ta tell.
You need ta protect your mumu button Hector, or any ol woman'll have you goin'.
Or is it you have a combination of mumu buttons one must push?

lol and I forgot, she has to be pretty with a good character.


Lol i"d only make it very easy for her if I like her. Buh if she"s got hidden intentions, maybe urm tryn ta come close to me cuz of money, and I find out, she is toast!.

She wants money?


She Berra go work her ass off for it!


Simple!

QueenValerie:
Nice try...nice try? I was bein' honest Hector.
Really,call you?
But any ol body can do that.It don't push your mumu button then.

lol u hav no idea, am very serious.

I mentioned call often... just call to knw hw am doin, den u"l be a darling to me. Ah told u little things get me tripping, didn't I?

geobukky:
Hehehehehe

as in eh. Most people don already get jobs sef. Oil price has fallen so drastically and I don't think shelll will recruit this year tho.

We all hav Dat cousin we wished we bleeped.

obiorathesubtle:
[color=#990100] na their pattern.. E no dy change.. I just know from when I see say her(him) name na 2 mortal kombat characters joined together.. [/color]

oboy d op na guy I swear. .


I just see him dp.

QueenValerie:
You gon keep draggin' this out,ain't ya?
In all honesty I'd do these things if I where in love and out of love.
My "mumu" button = bein' in love and loving
Your turn.

lol nice try Delilah.

OK so mine is wehn she does keep in touch wid me, like urm calling often, visits.

Oh my goosh..


Queenvalerie