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Chei dats so Tru eh..


Everytym she will be snoopin on my comments in nairaland.... it so got me irritated and I dumped her

QueenValerie:
All of ya

i'm unpredictable.

I should gv u some clue.


Scorpio

Slim statured mostly.

QueenValerie:
.I understand myself fine it's you I don't get

Lol what part of me don't u get?

QueenValerie:
You mean you like em playful,I get you.
I think I can resist playin' with a dude's phone ,so I prove that statement a half truth.
Yes I like chocolate but it's a silly requiresent Hector.

was only usin the chocolate part ta prove my point, of course ah knw it's silly..

If only we had such conversations often, we'd get to understand ourselves berra.

QueenValerie:
Some of it shouldn't be a requirement:
Gettin' fat --when she's pregnant she will and the after baby weight.
Solution: work out.
Like crazy --define crazy to you
Her crazy an yours might not be the same
No playin' with your phone --what if it's too fly ta resist
Solution: buy her one equally as nice
Like what you like --you wanna be with your carbon copy?
"Diversity is the spice of life" they say.

I think gettn fat is settled already.

Crazy, by crazy I mean, d teasings, d "messing around with", the pranks, the PDAs, the nutty.

Even if u buy a woman 99 iphones, she won't resist wantin ta fiddle wit her hubby's fone.

Like what I like, dnt u like chocolates?

Lol who just does dat?

Younggod1:
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ADVICE ME!!!
My name is Linda.........I'm from Edo state,i never believed in Truelove until I met Elvis
a final year student in uniben .......am so much in love with Elvis and show him any
possible characters he ever needed from a lady.
But my problem is,since we started dating for about 2years plus now,I'm a very big
victim of brutality..... As in he always beat m mercilessly whenever i offend him and I
love it(yes)....because I found out that each time he don't beat or give m a dirty slap a
day,I won't b okay...yes! Don't blame me cos I don't really know what's wrong with me
though....I'll even prove stubborn n force him to beat m before my head comes down
Last two weeks,i prepared food for him as he was eating,I purposely didn't serve him
water cos I know d food is pepperish.... As he requested for water,i mistakenly pushed n
throw all d food he was eating down, in that process he beat d hell of me...and I woke
up and found myself at d hospital bed
My parents arrested him n are planning to take him to court n probably charged him for
attempted # murder!!
Pls advice me what to do because even after everything, I seriously love Elvis and want
him back sound n save

QueenValerie:
Hector you gon be unwed forever.

Lol wats so hard in my requirements? Lol whch ov dem don't u agree with?

I just dnt like when people have this mentality of I want this and dat frm people.

What do you have to offer?


If u want beauty, are u handsome?

If u want brains, are u a wise?

If u want behaviour, are u humble?

You just have to like what I like


You must dislike dogs



U must not get fat


I like crazy, u have ta like crazy


U hav ta spoil me with food


Kids gona hv to go on holidays so we hav time for bonding


When u preggie, no sex.


U hv ta b open in bed


U hav to be domestic.


No fiddling with my phones.


Queenvalerie

QueenValerie:
Yes,I could use a laugh

hahahahhahahahahaha.

Notn more dope Dan a wife "having ur back"

sickstars:
wat did she say about me that's right?

All am saying is i love who am with now

I dont av to b with who i love!

But am happy i love who i am with

Lol ah knw u in love with Jesus...

QueenValerie:
I was playin' ,except on 2 an 3.
I don't really have many requirements.

Lol, i"v got lots of requirements.. want ta knw?

sickstars:
i aint got no type real n*ggas is d only goonz that i like

lmao... wake up from ya slumba gurl... merlissa was right abt ya

K

Booyakasha:
true though... but sometimes being with someone you're comfortable with is always the best. you'll always be happy around your "type", it doesn't have to be about money.

for d ladies in dis generation, it will always be about the money

QueenValerie:

1.You must obey me forget what you've been told about the man bein' the head--- I rule!
2.There will be lots of travel. I'm a bit nomadic an want ta see the world.
3.There must be lost of *** ....Lots!
4.We must have a mini pet sheep or goat.

urm, I dnt think I agree totally with number one. You will only have a chance to rule in bed.

2. I like adventure so dats gona be ok.

3: loool. Of course

4. Do u hav fetish for herbivores?

INTROVERT:
very true and more important is character of the individual.

people have bad characters, and dey are happily married. Dats not a valid point

I concur 5million times to dis!


Emotional stability can be achievable only if people learn d art of wisdom.

So where can I buy this otg?

QueenValerie:
Nope.
Not gonna derail this thread, I 'll tell you on that Eritrea thread.

alryt

QueenValerie:
Haha.
You just gonna go along with it,gosh! I expected some resistance.

some resistance. Naaaaah. Am a nice guy. So spill ur fantasies out.

QueenValerie:
Okay. But you'd have ta do all the cookin'.---- One of my conditions for marriage

is dat all? If u have other conditions just begin to tell me nw

Very open to new ideas in d bedroom except anal.

The more reason why I hate chats...

Women will always continue to visit "the man" at his house.

QueenValerie:
No cutehector.
Op I suggest saintless steel.
A nonstick pans coating can start to come off in your food after awhile.
Check out this article for more help.

Non-stick, Cast Iron, or Stainless Steel: Which Is Best? | Breaking Muscle http://breakingmuscle.com/nutrition/non-stick-cast-iron-or-stainless-steel-which-is-bestbb

And here's how to care for/clean it: http://blog.blueapron.com/how-to-deep-clean-dirty-pots-and-pan/

Lol I should just marry u instead.