₦airaland Forum

QueenValerie:
Yeah,an I can handle you...Man.

Lol ur gona so cry wen I get well... nyt darling.

Chei I think say na seun osewa she been wan write.

Palmwinetapper:
noo. But has a boyfriend who makes her happy. He's 23

wow.

QueenValerie:
You're sick so your fight isn't as hard, you need me to go easy on you?

I should b d one askin u ta go easy on ya. ... i"m d man, remember

Speechless3:
LOL Abeg who him be o. Oooops nature calling. Good night dear.

Lol goodnyt. Add me up on BBM.

jane0000:
No you look like Robert Mugabe

epic

Very ugly thing.

QueenValerie:
Ohh no.This is priceless. I think I'll make you a permanent source of fun.

loooool... u really want to do dis with me?

Speechless3:
If you say so but you ma sef know my runz na. This kain thing no fit happen to me o.

Lol na person like obontami wey fit u for husband

pbs4real:
I jez dey pull ur legs b4 why u dey always like wetin I like?

na u dey chook eye for wetin I like... funny enuf, we go dump am begin drag new chic.

QueenValerie:
How much do I want of what?

Lol I Wana bribe ya ta stop pickin with me

She married?

pbs4real:
chai! See hector dey threaten me sha.....anyways yes! Snatch her

u see your life! U really don't love her! Shame.

QueenValerie:

I like pickin' with you .It's fun ,I could do it for hours

lol hw much do u want?

pbs4real:
lolsssss, abeg no loud am, we don fix date so no cum put asunder

Lol u knw I have always been puttin assunder in ur runs...

Du u want me ta snatch? Yes or no?

Speechless3:
Honey voicing it out is the only way. Her hubby cannot be that stupid to think she is loose, except she married a jackass.

Lol get married first.. den u will understand.

tsdarkside:
you are right...the naira realy died in the civilian war....

imagine the biafrauudians still accepted the naira in biafra.........

all our money was shipped abroad by the biafrauudians to buy weapons to fight us...

this igbos,should be very careful now....we are tired of this eternal back-stabbing.....


go back to israel!!!....leave us africans alone!!!.....

what is this one sayin.. if I arrest u eh.. ur talkin to an igbo man k.

Speechless3:
There is no next life She has to take SoupNazi' advice or be sad till death.

u dnt get it do u? She just can't tell him.... a lot of married women can't voice that out.. dey find it so difficult to say it. They are afraid of losin their marriages on the grounds if she says it, he will think she is loose, she gets it from outside bla bla bla.

Sex has alway been a huge issue in most marriages

QueenValerie:
Well it's fun
Have you been drinkin' enough water? I heard that most headaches are caused by dehydration.
Have you eatin' probably because there are also hunger headaches. But I probably don't need to be askin' YOU this.

Lol wats your idea of fun?

Kill ke, naira wey don die since 1960...

Fraih:
how about Ph?

will be so happy too... .

QueenValerie:
I had ta mess with you a little.
I'm nice to you all the time I have you know
So what is it ,your tummy hurts?

naaah, got some slight headache. Guess it's from stress from work....


Lol u always mess wid me, u derive joy in dat.

Fraih:

FUTA don free me since last year
Me don gerraradia

yaaaaay. So wats next? Service? Lord pls send dis babe down ta Lagos.. amen.

Speechless3:

hahahahaha.. maybe in her next life, she will neva want to wait until marriage to have sex

Sarona:
No, We were both virgins.

oh lawd!

Fraih....

Why u no win am?

IamRespected:
This is the most stupid assumption I have ever read here on nairaland

gosh dis is d most sensible comment in here..

Married men put on their rings na.

Wife.

QueenValerie:
uh oh am I pushin' yer mumu button?

hey, am not well. Be nice for once. Pls dnt spoil this mood.

Yes smth is definitely wrong with u Mrs wifey.


Ur inability to voice out ur needs!

U hav a choice, one: to tell dah dude he ain't doin his job

Or

U die in silence, cheat on him wit some sugary boydude. And ur marriage crashes.

It's ur call.

QueenValerie:
Somethin' you ate? Did you cook it
No I'ma be nice to you,you not feelin' good.
I hope you feel better in a minute.* big hug*

means a lot ta me. Thnks for caring

koastar:
I guess you are an MTN staff

I never mentioned that.