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Please is there any instant messenger app apart from whatsapp dats sortof popular

Boring

Efcc is corrupt

Cc

Michellla
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Estharfabian

agarawu23:
Wetin person no go see/read for Nl

I doubt the Lady works in bank

Which branch her bank dey op? I know all Fidelity bank branches in Nigeria.

I go open your yarshh

fidelity branch, woji

bestdeals0:
Yea, but will travel dis weekend

awww.. Wanted to ask if we could hook up.. Buh its no biggie.. U'd be around next month right?

ellacute45:
ehyaaaaa but wait oo how can someone still remember the moniker that insulted him/her and still carry am for mind

i guess she has issues.. I dnt see any reason why people should take things on social media dat serious..

tosyne2much:
Hahaha


Interesting !!!

lol wat if he mention my name

ivyT:
i laugh in spanish

whats funny?

bestdeals0:
Cool

u are still in town right?

vizkiz:
[b] Just like every other day I travel, I like travelling with my pals or "le boo" (that was when I had one though )


I guess that's a story for another thread...

I was sitting in a bus filled with other travellers of different destination waiting for the driver to come and pilot the bus. My friend (charles) started a conversation with me about the girl he got laid about two days ago and how cute she was and all that. Consciously or unconsciously, I shouted at the top of my voice "videos or I don't believe it" , then here was this beautiful lady who turned around and gave me a strange look which made me suspicious.

I however gave her a questionable gaze and after a few seconds, she broke the silence with the word "you would always know a nairalander anywhere you see them" *she nodded her head*

I smile to God for at least granting my prayer and giving me an incredible opportunity to catch a new fish. Even though what she said was no that funny, I broke into a loud laughter and inquired what made her rush to conclude that I was a nairalander and she said one could deduce that from that popular nairaland memory verse


We started chatting and gossiping about stuffs happening on nairaland and how Ishilove and Farano used to send us to jail(ban) when we violate nairaland rules.


After few minutes of inquisitive conversation, she suddenly asked the mouth sealing question I was anticipating. "what is your nairaland moniker?" lol, I felt like lying but I wasn't in the mood to lie, what if she knew me already

I wanted to say professor "Tosyne2much" but I remembered that guy is already known all over nairaland for his top 10 everything and his picture doesn't bear facial resemblance with me. What if I lied that I was Tosyne2much and she launched to his account and found out that he's more taller than I am ?


On a second thought, I wanted to mention "Kingtom " but then I remembered that his reputation on nairaland is that he's a chronic doctor who goes about quoting ladies on every thread. One mine said, don't mention Kingtom


My mind was telling me to mention Naijaboiy but what if she has been crushing on the guy and he hasn't replied her mail?



Then I told the courage and told her my moniker was "vizkiz", immediately I mentioned my moniker, she just hissed and lost interest in me



Chai, shey I neva furck up like this ?... I asked her why she hissed then she replied with "abeg free me, you once insulted me online" then she snubbed for the rest of the journey


I didn't even get her moniker or number. Na that one pain me pass

Please baby anywhere you are on nairaland, I want you to forgive me for insulting you. I am now a changed man. If you don't reply me on this thread, I will keep checking all monikers Till I see your face. [/b]

you should have mentioned cutehector!

Eya...



Op who broke ur heart

That she cant live without him

Monalisa185:
eeehh....it depends on what you went through....ladies being difficult might not even be as a result of a heart break....could be an abuse or something of sort...it just depends on the gravity.... again, ladies are very fragile... you can't compare a man who has a strong heart to that of a lady's delicate heart... you should know women na....as for you meeting girls who have had serious heart breaks, lol....might actually be your destiny( to amend broken hearts).....

lol i just end up stayin away from ladies.

bestdeals0:
Hi dear

thought i should say hi... Hws school?

Please people should stop bringing children into this world in the wrong way.


A child needs both the father and the mother

Did he see mrcork there

idontaya:
Please guys come to my rescue....

This is centered around two female which i do not want to loose but have to select one to marry. Here goes...

I met these ladies around the same period, i asked Labake out and after the initial gra gra she accepted to date me. thing are getting serious now that i had to ask her certain questions... She has been into business for like 6 years and when i asked what was her savings from the biz she said NOTHING. I asked the reason and she said debts and some other excuses. In short she has no savings and told me to my face i am providing all she will be needing in marriage, relocating her shop from one town to where i am and other things even to her sanitary towels! What is annoying me is that have i now offended the gods that i want to marry her and there taking over her liabilities (her body being the only asset)! I do not have a problem meeting these needs but she has to meet up at some point which she cannot do! I just like/love her i dont know why despite these liability.

On the other hand, there is Shalewa, who is more than willing to meet my people, she has a job and even a business. She encourages me to be the best and all other positives. The problem here is that i dont have a feeling for her at all, but i dont want to let go. Mind you we have not had sex even with Labake

Guys please if you were in my shoes what would you do? Who will you take home to mamma. Cos i want to do that this december and wrap up marriage. But i am in a dilemma for nowQ

please advice maturedly

marry shalewa...

bestdeals0:
Op, ur head is full of petrol. Jus wait and watch as Barcelona will trash arsenal come February 23rd. ... Messi my crush

hey

lekpaciouse:
I mean something he can always remember me with

babe u shouldnt try too hard... How would u knw if he will remember u? Gifts dont make people remember people.. Moments u share together do!

She should keep calm... Not expecting too much, keeping in mind that the guy isnt all knowing and wont kne she is in love wit him until she tells him

Hope say no be scam sha

Life aint easy... Lets just pray for better days to come

Somebody dats coming bak from the united states! Na him u wan buy gift for? Really? Na him supose buy gift for u na.. Shuuo

AlienStar:
*Not every rtlshp will lead to marriage.
*Experience is the best teacher.
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buh most girls think the relationship must lead to marriage.. Isnt that too bad?

And if the man did not want to marry her? Wont they not be the same parents forcing him to marrry her?

Oya all d ladies sample ur asses

Run to kazhakstan

Lol call me wen u sleep with the founder of the company! U may end up being the chief executive