₦airaland Forum

MzPecs:
Yeah, sure

Only time will tell..

Neyoor:
It is just so clear and unambiguous.

I find you annoying because you're a fulltime woman wrapper just as I've indicated it infront of the post and you're at thesame time Mr nice guy to girls because you know how to rub their backs and support them, even in their most irritating mode and comments.


Meanwhile, Always be patient enough to wait for answer to your question before concluding in your mind. Perhaps you have a myopic mind.




#Neyoor

PushMusic:
Plenty fishes in the sea man.

I've not even seen her yet, so i don't even know if she's my spec.

You should know my kinda girls na.

MzPecs:
I know you don't do relationship!

Precel1:
Sure she was a tomboy or claiming to be one? Cos I know a tomboy can't be shy

tosyne2much:
Hahaha roflwkmd


I dey come with my list ........



OP, I throway salute oooo

MzPecs:
Menh..

Your partner must really be in a good mood and you should know the kinda partner you have before you spill.

Relationship wahala!

PushMusic:
Lobatan!

Neyoor:
Name: Oyedeji Oyeniyi (NeyoorOfAfrica)




Age: 20+




Occupation: Student / Writer /Freelancer




Are you single, dating or married : Single




Those u like on Romance Section: Naijaboiy Tosyne2much, kingtom, Kinglekan, omotayor123, EstharFabian, jollyjoy, Aminat508, agarawu23
montezz, Dat5starguy, dre11




Those u dislike on Romance section: NONE




Those u find annoying: Cutehector (womanwrapper001)




Those u can't help but read their posts(u look
forward to what they have to say) : dre11, Tosyne2much, peeparty, naijaboiy, Lalasticlala, Seun



Those you follow and wish follows you back: I don't follow but I secretly stalk some peeps




Why do you follow the people you follow: Intelligence and excellent writing skills



NLer that has sent u the most PMs: NONE




How many PMs do you get on average in a day.:
NONE



Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to
avoid quoting : NONE




Which Romancelander is fake. Detective mode not activated




Romancelander(s) you would have a one night
stand with if given the chance but won't date :
Aminat508




Romancelander you can date or have a crush on : still yet to figure out




why did u choose him/her above?? (what
attracted you to him/her) : religious, excellent writing skills and very intelligent




Your favorite Romancelander(s) : tosyne2much, Montezz, isacolukay,Dre11, Omotayor123, estharfabian, aminat508





Your favorite mod : Lalasticlala, fynestboi




Funniest Romancelander(s): Onila, Mrcork




Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Midolian DONSMITH123 , tosyne2much,Dre11, Emusmith,Lalasticlala




Romancelander(s) diary you stalk : Estharfabian, Aminat508,dat5starguy, montezz




Romancelander(s) you used to get along with,
but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? NONE




Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that
suits/ quite similar to yours. Dat5starguy, Ikeola6, cutemaria




NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real
life: Musiwa2




NLer(s) you would go second and first base with:
NONE



NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met
in real life: Freshboy88, Ohgurl, heayey, segxes23, whizqueen and some ghost nairalanders



NLer(S) you consider smart: Adeh39, Aminat508, Tosyne2much, Omotayor123, Kingtom, naijaboiy



NL member that tries too hard.: Barcanista, Laslasticlala, Tosyne2much, wristbangle, dre11, seun, Agarawu23, Idowuogbo




NLer(s) you find intriguing: NONE




What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt
from another NLer: Endtime things



Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from:
Who do u often disagree with on Romance
Section: Can't remember



Romancelander that you secretly wish you can
both get to know each other:




Who do u often agree with: Tosyne2much



Who do u consider sexy (opposite
sex): Montezz, others name withheld



Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Obesity



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy
: Cutehector, aminat508, Tosyne2much, Dre11,Omotayor123


Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl
(one who takes things too serious).: Naijaboiy (No nonsense guy)


Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag
: No Idea

PushMusic:
He's living close?

Geez! Market don spoil finish lol!

i'm cool as friends too sha. who knows maybe i even live closer lmao!

I can even be a brother to you.

@Misspicy, i really like his topic cuz it's blunt and that's why i'm jumping on it like this.

But i'm not fighting for Esther. Mba! Just saying the way it is.

Afterall it's online and things are very different offline.

now i'm off before the list crew comes and make a front page post on how to spot a Niaraland hustler or some bad market dumb topic like that.

#ObservationMode.

Estharfabian:
Uh....I'm kinda dumbfounded sef...

About the beards...Uh...You really take everything I say on threads seriously? really?

About hector, Why's everyone thinking i got sth to do With him?

....He's like the 2nd person I exchanged contacts with On NL(Reason we're kinda close)..I Usually don't do that)...besides, he lives kinda close to me! Buh I Assure you...We're just friends...right Cutehector? comman tell him now o!

Bout my diary...thanks! I'm glad u like it..

Nova15:
Looks like the kind of thing cutehector and mrcork would do

misspicy:
agreed hector is a good guy....happy now?

misspicy:
good guy indeed.....lmao

misspicy:
why is your blood boiling cutehector ....This thread is just for fun mister....anyway food don land for you sha,start choping

mizquote:
you re mean.
no insult intended.

IamLEGEND1:
so na for NL u wan get husband before?

abi guys no dey ur street ni?

misspicy

Idiataqueen:
nothing, hope u can leave now?

ebijimi7:
how can I quit it without hurting her

Idiataqueen:
Av Said It Early, MATURE ADVICE.

Bbsharon:
Most of them are scam or flirt...

Idiataqueen:
endtime comment

ebijimi7:
bro if I want to quit she would be crying and begging me not to go

misspicy:
Its the season of meeting people over the internet whether good or bad,a lot of relationships that started online has resulted into fruitful marriage
It should not come as a shock that
Nairaland is the target for husband
searching for this thread instead of
facebook,twitter and the likes,because it
is a common knowledge that nairaland is embedded with men of wealth,character,affluence and lucrative careers,this method can be adopted if as a lady if you are not meeting your desired type of men offline.

Moment of truth,ladies gather in here and
see ways your online personality can hook
you your husband

NB : This thread is strictly for ladies of
marriageable age with requirements for
marriage eg a stable source of
income,maturity and nice character,but if
you know you don't have all this
attributes please keep having fun until
you are ready then you can deactivate
your current account and Open a New
one then follow this steps.......

Now down to business

1)Your Moniker : your moniker says alot about your personality ladies,how you
want to be addressed among other,therefore it will be wise to choosemonikers Rokiatu,Jolllyjoy blessedfavoured etc..monikers like misspicy,Eroticangelina or sleekyshuga etc discourage men who are really ready to settle down

2)Sections You Visit : nairaland has
different sections and it is only proper for
you to be identified with them,so the
sections you frequent most tells alot
about you,if you want to be recognises as
a good wife material avoid sections like
Romance,Sexuality,politics,visit sections
like Family,Food,Religion,Diary(you can
even open a diary and talk about how
gentle and homely you are

3)Your Dispostion : am refering to the way you interact and mingle with people eg
when you posted is quoted what you
reply with,how reasonable,intelligent and
knowledgeable you sound on
issues....men love reasonable,calm and
collected ladies

4)Flirting : This is one vice you should not indulge in,never you show open.likeness
to the opposite sex or exchange flirty
words,men prefer a conserved lady for a
wife

5)Intelligence : It is advantageous if you
are a very intelligent lady,show how
intelligent and educated you are by
creating educating threads on
health,family,food,economy among
others.....show them say your papa no
waste money send you go school
6)Display picture : your display picture is
the first point of contact that say the
overall things about you,avoid posting
revealing sexualizing pictures on your
profile,dress homely,you don't want to be
linked as a lovepeddler

7)Do not be over jovial/serious :Avoid been over jovial or friendly like jolllyjoy and do not be caught taking issues seriously like misspicy

Never be caught in E-fights or banter : avoid fighting or exchanging banters with people not even when they insult your parents....always keep cool and collected...men love calm and gentle ladies

9)Avoid Feminist threads and support every female bashing threads : Never br caught advocating for feminism or anything like it inshort denounce every atom of feminist blood in you,always portray yourself as a submissive lady and support ecery thread by tosyne2much or wridtbangle inshort try to be on the front page like aminat508

10) Avoid over familiarity : when the Pms start rolling avoid fettunh too familiar with the men on nairaland eg discussing private gists on threads like cutehector and estharfabian this puts away othe prospective candidates, who might think that you are taken and trust me you do not want to put all your eggs in one basket in issues like this

11)Time spent online : Avoid been seen online at akk times like misspucy it portrays you as been jobless or unserious inshort make a pattern for time spent online eg nights only or evenings only

12) add yours......



PS: note the use of men in this writeup,we are not targeting guys or boys




cc lalasticlala

Ginaz:
The son was protecting the mother, however he would have just pushed her away not beating her. Maturity doesn't need violence, All guys should put that in mind. I won't tolerate any form of abuse in my relationship, I made that clear to him. Well, its going great, he has never raised a finger on me, not once.