₦airaland Forum

bronzegoddess:
So what then is the need of waiting till age 15?

becaus its d right time! and I ddnt start watchn adult movies wen I was younger dan 15

Wen d bride was telln him no romance or sex till marriage...

Nairaland111:
Lets chose a name 4 it ist

yeah we should... We can coin both our names to come up with it

Nairaland111:
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I dey go farm b4 wen I ws 13yrs bt I still dey go wen ever I go village, maybe 1ns in 2yrs

good.. We can partner... I want to enter into agriculture...

Nairaland111:
Bros wake up, garri nr dey houz mak we go cassava

u sabi use hoe?

Nairaland111:
Bros na d modern world u Dey beg 4 twin, u ar nt meant 4 each Oda Dts all, tank me lera 4 d little contribution, Infact dn't tank me wat a frnds 4?

relax... U dnt understand my twinship

Nairaland111:
Hope say our president nr mak u minister of women affair

he sure will

naughtynaughty:
ayaf finish evritin o. Sori eh next tym u wie chop bellefull

yes of course I will chop belleful . Can I have ur number?

MhizTessy:
You dont have a twin, Hector!!!

but u can be my twin....

Nairaland111:
U nr go kill person ooooooooo

lol.. Ministry needs to move to zion...

Favparis:
God 4bid.....

good girl

naughtynaughty:
jollof..so sweet eh

lmao... Can't call me to come join u... Eh?

MhizTessy:
Im hoping to meet my lost twin here too

I am he

profojah:
Lol ..you gast hide.. It took you a while to discern what she was saying.. She's a MSU grad..PhD

so dat makes u her houseboy... Am ashamed of u!

profojah:
Don't mind cutehector.. He forgot you graduated from Michigan State University..

so mk I hide under carpet. Mchew

bronzegoddess:
Ehen? So was it until u got to age 15, u got to know the "details"?

my parents neva told me abt sex. I got to knw by myself. I watched porn. And saw hw it was done.

Whr is my whip...
I want to flog this op

Rapunzel001:
Backyard toasting...

lol dey call me sniper

Dat any guy who asks for ur number wants to sleep with u...



Like seriously!

Runs in d family. I can't marry one who has a twin sister

PrimeMinisterr:
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lol, remember to warn him sternly, never to hurt My daughter's emotion else hell will let loose !

u knw, d best part of it is dat wen we parents knw who our children r dating, dey wouldn't go astray provided u"v warned dem abt d consequences

So na me come thief am abi?


Wicked woman...

They shouldn't tell dem details.. Buh wen they r 15 years plus, ehen they should be told d details.

PrimeMinisterr:
hey! My flat tommy will wow you in 50 yrs time. you can place your bet.

ok my bet is, my son will be ur daughter's boyfrnd...

Favparis:
That must be a greedy Man

he just doesn't wana share his wife


Would u like to share ur man too?

PrimeMinisterr:
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lol 50 years from now I'd be a happy grandpa .

yes wit pot belly

naughtynaughty:
just here..cooking

cokin friedrice, ofe nsala, banga soup, whch one

PrimeMinisterr:
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Me, I will never have a pot belly.
got one of the flattest tommy, even if I eat a whole cow nor drink all the beer in the stores.

ok.. 50 years from nw, we will get bak to this thread

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naughtynaughty:
gumoney cuttie

mawni nawtieberry.... Hawa yhu

PrimeMinisterr:
that dude got pot belly, man.

who won't eventually hav a pot belly