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| 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by Nobody: 5:51pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
1. She’ll send a 5,000 word text. And while you’re typing your response, she’ll send another 5,000 word text. And another. And another. Because no one, since the inception of the typewriter, can type faster than a woman who’s fuming. 2. Break your shit. Ironically, she’d never break something she bought, perhaps it’s not as fulfilling. 3. She’ll give you the silent treatment. And like a schmuck you’ll keep asking, “What’s wrong?” until she explodes. 4. Slash your tires. Actually, the thought of slashing your tires is enticing, but in reality, few women usually go through with this because it’s actually harder than it sounds. But hey, like a shitty birthday present, it’s the thought that counts. 5. If it’s a touchy subject, she’ll initially argue with venom , but when she brings up the most sensitive issues, she’ll be reduced to tears. 6. Key your car. Key your bloodclaat car. 7. Bring up stuff from 11 years, 7 months, 4 days ago. Women are like Wikipedia, they know and remember everything. 8. Yell at the top of her voice – like she’s watching a cockroach vs lizard match. And not just any cockroach, I’m talking about the one that flies. OMG. 9. And then she’ll storm out of the room and slam the door. Because when she slams the door she’ll feel empowered. 10. Delete you from Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram etc. And then for good measure, she’ll block you. And when you’re back on good terms again, she’ll re-add you. 11. Act like nothing is wrong, and give you enough rope to hang yourself. 12. Throw things at you. Yup, believe it or not, not every girl out there is level-headed. 13. You’ll wake up in the morning, and check your phone. Alas, in one long ass text message, she’ll break up with you, get back together, break up with you again, get back together again 14. Fill in the blank ____________ (your personal experience, c’mon now, don’t be ashamed). Post source: http://thoughtcatalog.com/christopher-lai/2015/09/14-things-women-do-when-theyre-pissed-at-their-boyfriends/ 3 Likes |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by benedictnsi(m): 5:54pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
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| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by olafum1(m): 5:58pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
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| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by Cutehector(m): 6:00pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Lol am tryna imajin hw lagmostkuit will react should I break her heart "suposin we in a relationship" 1. Pour acid on me 2: burn my clothes 3: send cultists to beat d hell outta me 4: kidnap me and cutt off my dick...  |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by xpac01(m): 6:02pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Break up with you again (when you become broke)... |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by Akposkool(m): 6:02pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Wonderful. My girl is guilty of the silent treatment. This morning she even diaplayed it. Ftc |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by Nobody: 6:04pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Cutehector:Haba! Sweetheart i'm not that violent nah.. I'll just say it's game over and I move on with my life! Shikina!  1 Like |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by Cutehector(m): 6:09pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
lagmostkuit:btw, I wouldnt intend to break uP wid u should we get dating.... |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by ChappyChase: 6:10pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Cutehector:Is she the head of operation for the Talibans? |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by Cutehector(m): 6:12pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
ChappyChase:lol u knw dat sayin.. Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned ryt? The writer was talkn abt all women.. Not some |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by Cholls(m): 6:18pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
My brother all what you wrote up there are true but outdated. What they do nowadays is take selfies with deffirent kind of men touching their sensitive part at deffirent location, on their various social media for you to see. But, i have good new for any of my babes that trys that nonsense ehn!. |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by ChappyChase: 6:21pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Cutehector:Hahahahhaah.. A lady once went to the police to say I raped her,and she couldn't walk proper because of the size of my d!ck when the over zealous police officers striped me naked, they where shocked by what they saw! Cause my d!ck can't even compete with A stick of cigarette you need to see embarrassment that day! I don miss romance section ooo. 4 Likes |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by Cutehector(m): 6:24pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
ChappyChase:hahahhahhahhahahha..... Her bad tho... But bro, u shouldn't reveal ur dick size u knw |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by Nobody: 6:36pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Cutehector:Oh! Really?  |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by Cutehector(m): 6:46pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
lagmostkuit:of course.... |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by Nobody: 6:47pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Cholls:Fantastic! what is the good news? |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by Nobody: 7:39pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
2 and six? she would surely wake the crazy part of me up, 6 is a no no. |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by Nobody: 8:48am On Nov 14, 2015 |
icedbeatz:If I were to go for number 2, his PlayStation will be the first on my list. If I go for number 6, he doesn't have a car yet so I might just as well change all the locks in his house. 1 Like |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by Nobody: 8:49am On Nov 14, 2015 |
olafum1:who you winking at? |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by Maximillian1: 10:27am On Nov 14, 2015 |
JustTara:choi..babe I think you are making a big mistake by going for the playstation..that guy will never forgive u I swear |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by Rapunzel001: 11:11am On Nov 14, 2015 |
Cutehector: Backyard toasting... |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by Cutehector(m): 11:13am On Nov 14, 2015 |
Rapunzel001:lol dey call me sniper |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by Nobody: 12:07pm On Nov 14, 2015 |
Maximillian1:let's ask him. aitheistandproud |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by Nobody: 5:52pm On Nov 14, 2015 |
JustTara:his PlayStation? :-(( *crying* please don't ever do that but if you still go ahead to do it be ready to accept whatever that's coming to you too. the law is in the book thou shall not touch a guy's PlayStation no matter what. |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by Nobody: 5:59pm On Nov 14, 2015 |
icedbeatz:ROTFL. Is the ugly PlayStation really that important to a guy? Now I feel it's such a big deal when he puts it aside to listen to me. Is it so important? I know you guys love football but common, it's just a game box. |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by Nobody: 7:59pm On Nov 14, 2015 |
Factory set his phone Just kidding  |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by eyeon(m): 8:48pm On Nov 14, 2015 |
JustTara:Don't ever go for the PlayStation... I don't even know why... But don't ever dare. |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by Nobody: 8:59pm On Nov 14, 2015 |
eyeon:Why is everybody crazed about the PlayStation. It's just a box for playing games. Just a box! |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by eyeon(m): 9:34pm On Nov 14, 2015 |
JustTara:I'll break you if you break my PlayStation... Don't know about him tho'. |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by atheistandproud(m): 3:15pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
JustTara:if a dog is man's best friend, then the PlayStation is his best everything. |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by Nobody: 4:11pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
atheistandproud:and what about me? |
| Re: 14 Ridiculous Things Women Do When They're Pissed At Their Boyfriends by Tahtah: 4:22pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
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