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Freakypinky:
I do know how the message thing works but I just feel like reaching out maybe he gets the message.

because he is omniscient....

lagmostkuit:
And the OP set die!

lol she is slim...

PunkyVeer:
Sigh. Your post to me was(not verbatim), you don't understand why girls are afraid to take the initiative & pm the guys they fancy. My response to you was, "Beats me", which means I also don't get why they don't just go ahead & do it already. I added "like we should care", because I for one sure don't give a damn about her little "crisis" when she can easily solve it by getting in touch with the guy via pm instead of whining about it here. Are we clear now?

so tell me.. Since ur a female.. Why r u afraid to take d initiative and send a guy a pm suposin u r in dat op"s shoes

EdCure:
What she had there was enough information. Abi you no read where she say she's with her CV?
You must be one of the unemployable graduates with comprehension defects.

Any further details would mean pasting her CV all over her body.

you are a d most foolish human bein I hav eva met on nairaland.. Am sorry to say dat.. So wait, as an employer who sees dis pic of hers online, don't u think smth must catch my attention to call her? Is her cv pasted in d picture? Or will I collect d cv from insyd d picture? Ur idiosycracy wows me... Wats hard there to write, I hav five years experience in this or that and I need a job.. Dat alone will make me call her!

PunkyVeer:
Lol, I know. I think you just misunderstood my post because I'm agreeing with you.

she should send him a pm... Is thr anythn abt this statemnt to be misunderstood? Smh

PunkyVeer:
Beats me. And like we should care because..?

I wasn't directin dat statement to u

donephi:
Lol
Definitely u cnt marry such a person after all said and done yet no ...
Since she's good on the other dptmnt. u continue until u re ready...

hahahhahaha nw dats d area whr men lose their authority as a man

PunkyVeer:
And now he's gonna know you're an airhead fo sho

Don't you know how the private message thing works?

as in eh.. Some girls r so clueless in life.. Smh tho... Wats so hard for a girl to send a guy a pm.. Will she get cancer of the breast or what if she does dat..pfft

I dey like this kyn amebo jist.. E dey sweet me for belle....




E be like say na me oooo...

lagmostkuit:
Oh! Really?

of course....

donephi:
It's interesting when they ar willing to learn but wat happens wen they dnt want to? Always coming ard with fast food

hahaha I knw right... Sometimes I blame d boyfrnd tho u knw for not bein hard on her...he should be like. Evrytime u always bring home with u fast food.. Dnt u eva cook in dis ur life.. Cux I aint marryn u wit dis kinda character...And he should mean it.. Not sayin it jokingly..



If she doesn't change d next day, leme knw

donephi:
Me cooking doesn't excuse her laziness.
They do not even cook for themselves. Anyone that even tries in d bid to please u, at the end of the day u discover she doesn't knw how....

lol well I duno abt u buh d last tin I"d do is to judge any girl dat duno hw to cook and is willing to learn.. Buh those dat duno hw to cook and r just admant abt it, even my breeze won't reach 50metres anywhr around her..

Wooooooooow........

ChappyChase:
Hahahahhaah.. A lady once went to the police to say I raped her,and she couldn't walk proper because of the size of my d!ck when the over zealous police officers striped me naked, they where shocked by what they saw! Cause my d!ck can't even compete with A stick of cigarette you need to see embarrassment that day!
I don miss romance section ooo.

hahahhahhahhahahha.....




Her bad tho...




But bro, u shouldn't reveal ur dick size u knw

Lol d dude sef.. He was not calculativ enough...



Wat stops him frm sayin oh dear mehn I had a cut in my leg... And I just plastered it... I wouldn't want it to remove.... thrby convincin u to allow him wear it in like daht while dustin his shoes very well on d mat

donephi:
Stressful even at weekends when she visits u? Prefers to always sit down to eat after u've done the cooking. The ladies of this generatn are very lazy amongst other vices. They all prefer to always eat out.

Very difficult to get a wife

lol why would u do d cookin in d first place? I simply like myself.. Any babe dat asks me if I knw hw to cook... I tell her hoha... I dnt knw! U will teach me... Simple...

tosyne2much:
9. They say they can't date broke guy

80% of Nigerian ladies often utter this statement. Last week, one even told me that she wouldn't date me cos I'm a broke dude. I was told she's now taking my HOD. Smh


10. They say that you should not ask for Sex if you truly love them

Before you castigate me, lemme justify myself. Many ladies who utter this statement are likely to be cheating outside, while you thing they are practicing celibacy. However, statistics have it that, non virgin ladies who always insist on NO sex before marriage are not reliable and cannot be trusted

Nobody should quote me

I agree with u on number ten...

ChappyChase:
Is she the head of operation for the Talibans?

lol u knw dat sayin.. Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned ryt?



The writer was talkn abt all women.. Not some

lagmostkuit:
Haba! Sweetheart i'm not that violent nah..

I'll just say it's game over and I move on with my life!

Shikina!

btw, I wouldnt intend to break uP wid u should we get dating....

donephi:
U must be very lucky.

Lots of matured working class ladies portray most of the above.

Ladies of these days dislike cooking with passion. I have come to the conclusion they do not know how to cook

lol who says dat.. 95% of ladies knw hw to cook.. Buh look mehn, cookin is always stressful wen she comes bak from work feelin tired... The rest five 5% r just clueless loooool

Because she knws dat u r employed

Neva u eva eva eva eva.. U can see hw I am stressing the eva.. Eva eva tell a gurl who's an undergraduate ur tryna toast dat u r emPloyed...



Automatically she turns u to her maga.. No two ways

Lol am tryna imajin hw lagmostkuit will react should I break her heart "suposin we in a relationship"




1. Pour acid on me


2: burn my clothes


3: send cultists to beat d hell outta me


4: kidnap me and cutt off my dick...

Freemanan:
That's just wrong mate.... Lotta matured ladies still live like this..

not the ones I'v met...

Op, these class of babes u talkn abt are either teenagers or undergraduates..

She ddnt even state her university degree grade and course of study...

Smh...

Latter days pastor

U don't deserve him! U two will never be togeda!

lgboks:

wow
This would be nice...
But then am sure the ladies would soon flock in
Abeg help me with a bottle of origin

one bottle of origin?

Estharfabian:
Well, it seems to me Like You're letting Your ego Get to yah..Why else would U wanna fight her to see who's better?? There's really no need to get All Hands on !

Lmfao..Typical male! y'all feel threatened when ladies Tend to do better than You...


BTW, I'm Sure she'll beat Yah hands down tho..This girl has a freaking 6-pack!

babe chance me? mbanunu......

Brazilegwu:
Happy birthday bro

thanks bro

Please guys, I'm looking for a dermatologist/skin care doctor in port harcourt, pls if u knw any one u can help me with their address or phone number please...

I'd be very grateful for your help on this. Thanks

Jollyjoy:
Happy birthday cutehector the tallest.

tnks dear