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mhizpeaarl:
lolz nawa for you o

hardtruth

Michellla:
thats exactly where he went wrong.

yea right. Marriage ish.. Sometimes we think we hav to marry evry partner we go out on a date with....
Sometimes, I am yet to understand the whole point of the relationship thing.. Two people fall in love, d next thing, dey break up..


U eva thought abt that befor?

Even if I am held at gun point to say hi to her, I rather be shot....

Michellla:
A girl gives up almost everything for you.

One week to your marriage you're contemplating on whether or not to marry again.


isnt that wickedness?

yeah it is... He should hav told her frm d onset he ddnt wana marry her...

Zambux:
Shes d emotional type

are u an emotional type too?

IamBae:
Yoruba people are brilliant o

lol are you from the yoruba tribe?

Wait, is she crying?

Favolly:
Make I famz small...

I know the daughter, Deola. She was my school daughter
#Okbye

really

Can it drive me outa dis world?

The kind of boobs I can do anythn forrr.


I mean anything

Evathyst:
Continue this philandering lifestyle and I'll be forced to give up on you!


You don't know how much you're breaking my heart shey?

alryt... Can I make it up to u?

Evathyst:
You no dey tire ni? You don colonise another person signature as usual again?


@topic, although the OP has some valid point, I cannot but frown at the vituperative way he presented his points. Seems like 'beefing' though. Well, as a philosopher once opined 'A truth that is told with bad intent beats all the lies that one can invent'. What more can I say?


#Lips sealed#

I took her on a date.. As compensation for stealing her siggy...

A million likes for dat bae.... She is one in a million

Estharfabian:
Nah! not at all...it's Really sweet! So, You're A Lip Virgin!? NiCe!

lord just has to gv me a fine woman...

Let's be keepin our ears on ground...

Estharfabian:
You haven't done what?

havnt kissed any gurl... Anytn bad abt it?

Estharfabian:
Cutehector?!!

wat is it?

Erm, no one can see his face... He can easily deny eva settin eyes on d girl

Come, seems like u dnt have a mind of ur own.. Dnt u eva think for urself? Do u hav to take permision from social media befor u do any little thing?



Jeeeeeez!!!!

nickkylawve:
too bad you not ganna trust her again even if she turns saint

yea right.. Too bad...

Estharfabian:
LoL! Tah! that's not true...ladies Are Natural Kissers..the gift is Spontaneous..

I haven't kissed a girl before...

Pls let's stop gvn birth to kids dat will come into dis world and suffer health issues....

nickkylawve:
Wat if she cheated on u nt by sex ooi how will u feel?

I"l feel indifferent.. Like ask her who d guy is and why did she go on a date with him... She gvs me a reasonable answer, I let her be... Its a free world. Just so we r clear, I"m not puttn a ring on dat finger.

Wen she turns detective ova me

Its not normal cold feet. U should be very much worried...


U said it
I love her out of pity.


Neva eva marry out of pity...

Instead, take her picture and while lookin at her, take a pen and paper and write out good reasons why u wr attracted to her in d first place.. What makes her so special. Look at the good sides and list dem out... While doin dis, ask for an alone time from her to think. One week should be enough.. No communication...




Wen d week is ova, thank me later

Simplymade tomoro is my birthday tooo.. I"m happy I"v found a birthday mate I hav been lookin for soo long... Gooosh... wooow...

Dah guy be lookin at dat pant like its infected wit ebola...


Buh he won't mind stickn his deek into the hole.

benedictnsi:
What were you thinking he will be more suitable for

minister of niger delta

Am tired of givn advice to dumb fellows...


Let her even marry d wife beater.. He ddnt even slap her well sef... He should hav slapped her more...

Take pics of dem unclad and a video...



Blackmail....


Sit and watch as my bank account doubles up

The post sef doesn't fit him

IamGentle:
So u do CHOP N CLEAN mouth shey?

I am keepn myself holy and pure for my wife...