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Estharfabian:
LoL! "" Yummy! I would date 'em in An Heartbeat...Buh Marriage? nah! They ain't Husband Material...No husbY of mine would dare showcase their chest this way..

lwkmd.. So who is nw d husband material?

Windhek dnt worry, some of nairaland females neva travel out frm thr state, nad to talk of d country...

Estharfabian, u should totally marry all these guys.

Jackeeh:
Abeg na how u take see? Cos its blurred from my end oh. Lol

those black things behind d blurred screen

See their thick forests... Can't shave em off smh..

jonaifame22:
really!

yep.

Ur girlfrnd does not hav ur best interest at heart and as such, she is tying ur progress in life.. She is not worth being ur babe.


A good babe will support her boyfrnd in whatever he does as long as its not crime...

Hence, my signature

profojah:
How did you knw lagmostkuit is ifeoma Omabliss?

Hmm Hector, I dey suspect u

I am hector.... Remember?

Eya.. Chai
No hard feelings bro

Freemanan:
Okay sir...
Please when is the pre-birthday pictures coming out sir? That's the reigning thing now I heard..

hahahhahaha... Lwkmd

Nothing will change.... Pathetic

I tot girls dig gay guys...

Freemanan:
Yayyyyyyy.... PM me you number joor... You too big for mere NL wishes.... Hope Party dey?

e dey.. For nyt club... Number is at my profile..

I just hate number one.. If u like me u tell me u like me.. Dr is nothn bad in it.. Jeeez!

Freemanan:
Hehehehehehe....
No wonder they voted you among the unromantic guys on NL.... Chai... You so beeeeeeeeeeiiid....

wats unromanitc abt me? I can chose to be romantic this very instant 2 all d babes out dr so yall dnt hav any point...



So u say telln someone HBD on dr birthday is romantic? Really....wats hard for d person to spell d hbd in full and add some nice words to it... Shey 2moro na my bieday make I see anybody wey go tell me HBD WULLNp, I go finish d person life.

PunkyVeer:
Ok, this is weird & I don't know what to say to this. I guess I love you too as a fellow human & that's all there is to say on this matter.

Man, I'm out. This is too embarrassing. And please don't say anything more because I don't find this amusing.

Shamstiel:
My Dearest Punkyveer
I hope this letter finds you. I hope and pray that you'll
treasure this; my words of truly profound and deep love for
you always and forever!
Punkyveer , I never knew a love like this could exist. I never
thought it possible. Then I met you. I thought I knew what
love was. You've shown me that I didn't know what it was
at all. Not until I met you. Now, I know what
love is. I know; finally know what true love is. It is you. You
are love itself. You are love incarnate! You are loves very
soul. You are it's heart.
Punkyveer you fell from heaven and into my arms. You
vanquished my lonely heart; my sorrow, my sadness, the
emptiness inside, my despair of living without ever knowing
and having all that which is you. True love! A love that is so
pure, so precious a thing it can never be tainted. Nothing
will ever tear us apart! No force in this world or in the
heavens could ever take me away from you! No distance
however great will ever diminish my unwavering devotion to
you. Time; time will never get our love! Time apart from you
will only make my love for you that much stronger. Stronger
than it already is for you.
Punkyveer , you are my beating heart. You are the air I
breathe. You complete me. You make me whole. You;
Punkyveer are my life! Without you I could not exist. Without
you I wouldn't want to go on living! Without you I'd die!
I LOVE YOU punkyveer !!!!!! !!!

faints!!!!!!

Temperaments

Omotayor123:
What kind of a girl will say yes to your proposal at once. Except of course, if you have been friends for a while!

u r very wise.. Except of course we'v been frnds for a while.. Why will I just ask a girl out just like dat...

Armed robbery doesn't pay....



Jobless Youths should think of better ways to steal money

Oyind17:
I never see your own love story for Nl before na im make I ask

I really dnt kiss and tell.... I dnt bring my personal life into social media.. Ma standard...

Oyind17:
When you go fall in love

urm leme hav money first.. Love follows...

Lizabeth25:
That one is a hear say!

oh its a hearsay.... Smh... Shift abeg

Comment ca va

Lizabeth25:
This is part of the things some women suffers in the hands of some idiots called MEN


Imagine bathing somebody with acid because she no do again!

God Help us!

and d part whr anoda lady cuts off a man's dick cux of cheating? Dat one amuses u right?

So make we dance etilogu?

Freemanan:
Lwkmd..... That's unfair... A goodwill message won't be bad.

goodwill mesages like HBD, WULLNP...


So annoyin eh.. I feel like tearing the senda slapps..

impeccablerose:
I'm in the same situation with you. I wrote the competency test 15 hours ago and still yet to get a response or a link for the second test.
Friends I spoke to said they got a response few minutes after the competency test.
Did anyone experience this long delay in getting a response after the competency test?

fast and pray...

drexller:
no phone interview yet guys.... ill advice u guys take ur minds off this shell thing for now.. this thing takes time trust me

lol d tin be like rapture....


Den suddenly ur fone rings, if na babe, she go say oh gosh who is dis unknown caller disturbin me, mcheeeeeew.....



Destiny lost forever

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Okay now...let's see [/color]

no vex for dah day ooo...