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ValerianSteel:
I shake my head for you

ur fat ugly head...

Op u sef.... All dese deeper life people... Its just an astronomical thing.. Nothing more.

Lmao at ISIS models, I think say I go see babes wey dey carry gun sef..



And dat unclad lady dats in d background, chei see her bony body...

Glory be to God

Shams218:
Thanks OP.
I'm a living witness to your claim.Though mine went another direction.Before anyone demands my head, I presently resides in US, NY to be precise for my masters program. I'm not in search of greener pasture. All I wanted was quality education because I'm definitely coming back home after I badged my Professorship.
I met this lady at school she was in her 20's. Let me say she was the first female I met soon as I arrived for my program. She speaks Yoruba fluently just like myself. Instantly I fell for her and ask her for friendship and she accepted and we exchange contacts and get started.
Fast forward to like two weeks of our friendship she told me she would like we meet for something important.We met as scheduled she said she observed I'm a Muslim because she used to see me go to the school Mosque and I replied YES.She continue that if I really want her I will have to follow her to their church for baptism. I was shocked at her request.I tried explaining religion should not be a barrier to our relationship but she stood on her ground. I gave series of examples of Muslims who got married to Christian in Nigeria like Tinubu, Gov. Adulfatai of Kwara state, etc she declined. Like I said I'm not after green card because if I am I would have faked for her of which I'm very sure she would fell. I had to quit and move on with my life.Many Nigerian guys I met told me Nigeria girls are very proud and difficult to please. If I would ever marry in US I will never marry a Nigerian girl take or leave it.

gbam! Buh should u eva end up marryn a nigerian girl who isn't frm ur trible, pls dnt force her to change to ur religion too.. Thanks

MrsPhyno:
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ur mates r contributing smth, it is only "dot" dat u will write...

datprincess:
u want her to go unclad for you huh?

yelx

Urm I dnt see any problem here

Girls hav u read? Notice number 1 and 7 oooooo...

quiinnBee:
Smh

dat ur big balloon head

But she aint sleepin naeked

Just be urself.... Dnt act things up

Love is weakness

I trust my future wife will be slim after gvn birth

D guy is her husband jor

Nigerian Women

Yoruba

First date: You take her to an Owambe Party, naturally she does not put on an under wear. You have sex with her standing behind a car in the dark end of the street.

Second date: You meet her in a restaurant just ordering a plate of amala and two kpomo, she sees you and orders for salad, chicken, goat meet, turkey, etc. you go to her house and have sex.

Third date: She is pregnant, but not too sure who is responsible.

Ibo

First date: She tells you about her being the first born of the family, and has twelve others to take care of. She eats and drinks, no sex.

Second date: Her father is very sick and needs some money for urgent treatment. She shows you enough just to entice you.

Third date: She has never tried it before, you are going to be the first person; however, she has two kids at home, so promise you will marry me.

Hausa

First date: Get drunk, eat a lot of suya meat, have sex.

Second date: get drunk, eat meat, and have sex.

Third date: Get drunk, have sex; lets get married.

Rivers State

First date: Where do you work, oil or gas company?, Good, go to club, get drunk, have sex.

Second date: Pay for house rent, assist in setting up business. Play along, then off to her house, good sea food, and more sex.

Third date: Informs you of one or two previous kids she has for two different men, and then the big one; she is pregnant for you, consider marriage or my Ijaw brothers will be after you.

Cross Rivers

First date: Rather you eat at home, makes good delicious Edikankon soup with lots of fishes and meat. Cleans up the house everywhere sparkling even before you are out from the gents. Serves you the food nicely, with a lot of sweet soothing words. Goes to the room, makes the bed and bingo, have sex.

Second date: All your cloths washed, the house swept, moped, and dusted. Water to wash up after a hard days job Food is ready before you can change from your work cloth. Sweet words of praises, and swap; have an exhausting marathon sex.

Third date: Cloths washed, house clean as never before, food is ready and served as if in a restaurant, then another exhausting rounds of sex.

You are the one to now ask, "will you marry me".

Careless

And d lousy policeman stood to watch...

See wetin over reading dey cause

IamLEGEND1:
#TeamOlosho

more like fwb...

Kingsley1000:
ARE YOU A gay LIKE GAY?

a very stupid question! Whr in my sentence did u see gay?

I dnt do girlfrnds!

She dey vex say she sef no sabi cook..

MrsPhyno:
Why are u hailing yourself Today na Sunday o. Fear God.

eh so u knw today was sunday and u were showin us ur sexy cleavage abi?

MrsPhyno:
See dis one o

I give up

hahahahahahahaha.... Chei.. Hector! Bad boy..

MrsPhyno:
What is this one saying

When I quote u u no fit ansa me
Na to disgrace me on a nonsense thread u dey enjoy? Hapu'm aka o otherwise ife geme nabania

chei wat is d ife dat u will do to me dis nyt ooo? I can't wait

All ds people seeing the pope in hell, I will see yall in hell too while watching frm heaven

MrsPhyno:
Bia, cutehector....
Kwue ihe doro gi anya o

Are u well

hahahahahaha u want to seduce me na ryt?

Bla bla

MrsPhyno:
C'est impossible

mrsphyno stop showin us ur breast ooo we no wan see

Most of d reasons r just flimsy...

Mcheew