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We can't have these wen our government is busy siphoning billions of naira into dr pockets....

Eniqurl:
NO!

engineer

Mzflexydeeva:
good to c u again

yeah... Likewise

Eniqurl:
Yes oh, odikwa risky

ok wat of erm, footballer

Nonsense

Eniqurl:
Lecturer, Soldier, Police, Pilot, Lawyer.

chei even lawyer....

sparkleice:
nay smethng tells me dat u are nt pure.lolz

suite urself den

sparkleice:
nay smethng tells me dat u are nt pure.lolz

u hav to gv it a shot... First impressions matter they say... I"m not d kinda guy dats gona make things go awkard.. I like to define my frndships... I was only tryna be frnd, not a suicide killer.. My signature can tell u more abt me

MhizDeedy:
Lol 23rd of may

same wit my younger bro...

sparkleice:
tnx.dey are vry correct me I av bin betrayed by my best female friend,since den I stp kipng lady friends evn whni ws in skul I only mk friends wt guys & tell dem my deep secrets m vry ok wt guys oo.most of friends are guys.js dat since m kind of introvert ds days js need a friend I can share thngs wt whn m sad.can u be dat friend?

alright sure...

Chei I hav no idea...

sparkleice:
.no homo abeg,guys de for queue for me abeg I no nid lady dat wil scatter my p**sy for my hubby abeg,js need a true & trusthworthy fwnd.

urm, u sure abt dat? Like u just said in ur post dah u'v had a bad experience wit some of ur female frnds... To tell u d truth, female frnds r more backstabbing dan male frnds... *talkn frm experience based on confessions of my female colleagues who hav confided in me abt it. So I guess u should take a break on dat... And try not to rush things...

Eniqurl hmm

obxddon:
Am planning my wedding coming up next year.I know I would have to work with planning commitee but I want to do some things myself before Inviting them in.
Please I need you advice and Ideas on the following

1. Idea on souvenir
2. Pack food/quee up and get served your food
3. simple idea on reception wear.
4. DJ or Live Band

I would really appreciate helpful and useful comments

op pls if u wana brand ur souvenirs, like put ur picture and dat of ur bride on ur souvenirs, I"l take care of that.. I"m skilled at it.. Call my office line on 08120345214 so we can discuss..

See, if u r skilled, u are skilled, u dnt need to beg someone to gv u job...

Chei, make d lion grow wella first...

Yourmain doesn't like this!

48noble:
Like say firstEVA call u now say it's an emergency u will reason like this...just thinking aloud sha!

who dafuq is she? Hell I dnt gv money to strangers.

I swear, op pls follow d first commenter's advice

Just say u need a lesbian frnd.. I can hook u up wit one

Spending ur last cash just to please her... Like if u say no, she may stop liking u or smth...




Dats bullshitt... Most ladies make dis mistake of askn dr guys for money at the time they do not have it... And also askin for it like he should provied imediately.. If u need smth frm ur boyfrnd, its advisable to ask it few days befor u really need it... So he"l plan for it..

exthar87:
it is beyond that...because it affects one psychologically

u are right tho

McCarlito:
Baba Northern part of hell no go too hot like the southern part based on compas North South East and West

ok so snow nw dey fall for borno abi?

Job first...

McCarlito:
A fully grown 61 year old beast forcefully having canal knowledge of a 10 and 11 year kids...

The southern part of hell is where he belongs

nooo, d northern part of hell...

Telll that to our nigerian celebrities

Demonic

Chei, she has lived her life oooooooo.... She has to move onto d next

Very influential man I must say

Farts on thread

Hmmm....