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Nigerians fvck too much

Vanity

IamLEGEND1:
and so the argument begins ......

we all know most girls are are walking around with nothing but dead brain cells.......dem go dey form Rambo but as soon as dem sight guy(even old men) with money,every trace of common sense go just komot from their body...

but u are one one of a kind,u get d brain to support d body and face....

i will aerially intercept a fatally explosive device for thee

i hope u know that?

she just said guys r naturaly stvpid.. And your are a guy whch makes u stvpid and u just dey buttlick d babe...


No dey fall hand na

tohpahz:
He started sinning before he met d mammy water na..

He left church to.go out with her and got drunk.. so he drinks.. hmmmmmm

fine gerl goodmorning

Fg don't wana sell refineries....


Refineries aren't workin


They keep clampin down on illegal refineries



When will nigeria be wise?

If u ask urself the ten most important things in life, u will so be amazed to find out that wealth isn't the first on d list.

This is to inform d general public that its only God dat gives life...

Who go stay, go stay$

xqzytchyca:
am not a criminal :/

I neva said u were.

YourMain:
Cutehector

I'v seen his posts, he must be a scam artist...

YourMain:
Lol hurry up and send me your number and ill tell you

I can't find dat guy dear. Whch thread is he in?

Yourmain, here is my number +2348120345214.

YourMain:
Lol see your life. Ajebota boy

Okays ill ring you so

tell me nau.. Pleeease..

YourMain:
Ehm. All types. If you mean Nigerian I can make most Yoruba food. Even pounded yam and all them soups

Omygsoh give me your number ill call you. Or you can call me on whatsapp or whatnot

hw is pounded yam even prepared sef? Is it boiled? Like normal garri?

Leme pm u my number.... Whatsap calls aint functioning.

YourMain:
Of course I can All types of food. Why ?

Awh I'm sorry. I've not been on nairaland in ages. I'm only on it now cause I'm super bored.

whch food r u good at cookin

Its alright.... I"d soon call u tho.. Wana use the skype credit.. Been tryna buy buh its taken ages to process... Normal tarrif here is so expensive..

KingTom:
So microbiology is more difficult than medicine and law? Well only in Osun

lol dr students na olodo

YourMain:
Oh I know of ajebota, that's what my Nigerian friends call me looooool

And why would I be angry with you ?

lmao... Can u cook?


Was a time I mentioned ur name, u neva responded

YourMain:
Lol why would you call rich kids butter children. Haha that is such a weird slang.

lol its actually called ajebota... And its not weird . Its so funny... Ah knw ur angry wit me

Urm what of those that hack mtn?

YourMain:
Lol its not even that deep. Rambling on about nothing.

yeah right... And ur other post u askd abt what he meant by butter children, it meant rich kids.

Nw I understand why yourmain laffed

MrsPhyno:
cold too. and dark. im gonna run outside soon so pray dey dont kidnap me

phyno chei u can lie.... Jus say u nor get light for house

MrsPhyno:
ah good. dont join us flatterers, it is a sin

is it hot or cold where u r right now

its cold.. My a.c is on... What abt urs?

MrsPhyno:
right answer
your sweet mouth is improving small small
e no dey my level yet sha

I only said it was priceless cuz it is.. Not cuz I want to butt lick u.. I"m no flatterer

Wunderbaar....

MrsPhyno:
how much do you think its worth



no be small tin o

I think its priceless..

MrsPhyno:
hes so talented right honestly

i go sell my virginity to phyno like all these girls that make FP on nairaland

hahahahahahaha..... For how much?

cornel00:
Haba bro u wan my cry to enter a new gear?

na u sabi.. Be a man abeg..

MrsPhyno:
Ugegbe !!!!
Did I spell it right

lol, I"m actually listening to ur boyfrnd singin on tv ryt nw

Cry cry baby

Mrsphyno com n see ur boyfrnd o