I Got A Problem With My Girlfriend, I Really Need Help

Lol.

Oga ur mata tire me......dunno wia to start frm, is it ur Grammar or Advice

Nw I understand why yourmain laffed

Cutehector:
Nw I understand why yourmain laffed

Lol its not even that deep. Rambling on about nothing.

Dis one is strong

Princejebs:
Hey guys,pls before I say anything, I need mature mind and Brain on this issue and not all these small folks that mess up around on every post.So let me not waist much of your time.There is this gal I hook up with last too month when I came back from school and the way I was looking at her I saw green light in her an I pass lol I chuk my head(sharp guy), although there's a time I wanted to date her but she refuse so I just let her go because she told me that guys are not trustworthy, broke his heart an never wanted love aqain.When I came back from skul,we both agreed an started dating an things are moving fine because I love really love her an she love me too but d problem is when ever we have a conversation in phone,she will be like somebody who want s*x because sometime she do tell me that she is not happy when ever she come to my side and I ask her why an she told me that anytime we rom*ance I always control her,I don't allow her to handle me .So I give her the chance an just last week I gave her the time an she did all she want,so when I wanted to enter the for*stry she remove my hand from there though she loves touching through p*nt and after some minutes I told her I want to use cond*m,hearing the word she stood up and started looking at me an after like 1 minute she told me she is a virgin and she is sad about been virgin and after that she was just looking at me for some minute and I ask her what happen but she refuse to tell me anything although I know she is angry cos I tourch everything.I want her cos am also a virgin an I really wana do that an am sure she also want it just that she is a virgin.....ladies and gentle men..can somebody advice me I love her so much am 21 and she is 20

https://www.nairaland.com/2572346/she-lied-me-virginity

For reference

YourMain:


Lol its not even that deep. Rambling on about nothing.

yeah right... And ur other post u askd abt what he meant by butter children, it meant rich kids.

Bros, first of all, go to your school and ask them to return all the school fees you paid to them cos this your naration show that you've been wasting the money.

Cutehector:
yeah right... And ur other post u askd abt what he meant by butter children, it meant rich kids.

Lol why would you call rich kids butter children. Haha that is such a weird slang.

No sh*t..

Op, just murdered and buried english at the same time!

R I P English

Op, stop confusing yourself...

Dathommie:


No sh*t..

Op, just murdered and buried english at the same time!

R I P English

Thats why he needs mature minds and brains on this
First to help decipher this crock of shìt then we can proceed to what he really wants us to advice him about

YourMain:


Lol why would you call rich kids butter children. Haha that is such a weird slang.

lol its actually called ajebota... And its not weird . Its so funny... Ah knw ur angry wit me

At 21 you are so much worried about sex that you had to come to NL to seek advise?

What are these children turning into?

You mean at 21 you can boldly come and seek advise on sex?

You want to disvirgin the poor girl?

The thunder that might fire u is on its way to the gym

Cutehector:
lol its actually called ajebota... And its not weird . Its so funny... Ah knw ur angry wit me

Oh I know of ajebota, that's what my Nigerian friends call me looooool

And why would I be angry with you ?

I think you should go to the education forum, where you'll need help with your English.....jst sayin

YourMain:


Oh I know of ajebota, that's what my Nigerian friends call me looooool

And why would I be angry with you ?

lmao... Can u cook?


Was a time I mentioned ur name, u neva responded

op why

Cutehector:
lmao... Can u cook?


Was a time I mentioned ur name, u neva responded

Of course I can All types of food. Why ?

Awh I'm sorry. I've not been on nairaland in ages. I'm only on it now cause I'm super bored.

Hmmmm













I still don't getit.

YourMain:


Of course I can All types of food. Why ?

Awh I'm sorry. I've not been on nairaland in ages. I'm only on it now cause I'm super bored.

whch food r u good at cookin

Its alright.... I"d soon call u tho.. Wana use the skype credit.. Been tryna buy buh its taken ages to process... Normal tarrif here is so expensive..

Samotobor1:
Dis one is strong

eleyi gidi gann

Junked up collection of words, inchorent and complete murder of syntax! No punctuation. What youposted op is complete jiberish, kindly use your local dialect we might consider getting and interpreter.


Boy concentrate on your studies, spend extra time in mastering the art of communication it would help you "IF" you graduate, it'll be more useful to you then than a hundred punnies put together

Are you from OOU!?

kpolli:

https://www.nairaland.com/2572346/she-lied-me-virginity
For reference

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Princejebs:
Hey guys,pls before I say anything, I need mature mind and Brain on this issue and not all these small folks that mess up around on every post.So let me not waist much of your time.There is this gal I hook up with last too month when I came back from school and the way I was looking at her I saw green light in her an I pass lol I chuk my head(sharp guy), although there's a time I wanted to date her but she refuse so I just let her go because she told me that guys are not trustworthy, broke his heart an never wanted love aqain.When I came back from skul,we both agreed an started dating an things are moving fine because I love really love her an she love me too but d problem is when ever we have a conversation in phone,she will be like somebody who want s*x because sometime she do tell me that she is not happy when ever she come to my side and I ask her why an she told me that anytime we rom*ance I always control her,I don't allow her to handle me .So I give her the chance an just last week I gave her the time an she did all she want,so when I wanted to enter the for*stry she remove my hand from there though she loves touching through p*nt and after some minutes I told her I want to use cond*m,hearing the word she stood up and started looking at me an after like 1 minute she told me she is a virgin and she is sad about been virgin and after that she was just looking at me for some minute and I ask her what happen but she refuse to tell me anything although I know she is angry cos I tourch everything.I want her cos am also a virgin an I really wana do that an am sure she also want it just that she is a virgin.....ladies and gentle men..can somebody advice me I love her so much am 21 and she is 20

I love her so much @21...



Boy you are too small for this... What do you know about love. Can you feed her for one week.


Better focus on your study, its your biggest problem. Loverboy

Cutehector:
whch food r u good at cookin

Its alright.... I"d soon call u tho.. Wana use the skype credit.. Been tryna buy buh its taken ages to process... Normal tarrif here is so expensive..

Ehm. All types. If you mean Nigerian I can make most Yoruba food. Even pounded yam and all them soups

Omygsoh give me your number ill call you. Or you can call me on whatsapp or whatnot

BUTCHCASSIDY:


Thats why he needs mature minds and brains on this
First to help decipher this crock of shìt then we can proceed to what he really wants us to advice him about

.

Yeah dude..

Most especially professors of English.

Imagine spelling 'waste' as 'waist'.

Too many sh*ts up there..but this really got me!

Lmao!!!

japhmanuel:
I think you should go to the education forum, where you'll need help with your English.....jst sayin

.....I loved your brain,read the first and second line of the post...here is not for kid

Ur grammar needs Jesus

YourMain:


Ehm. All types. If you mean Nigerian I can make most Yoruba food. Even pounded yam and all them soups

Omygsoh give me your number ill call you. Or you can call me on whatsapp or whatnot

hw is pounded yam even prepared sef? Is it boiled? Like normal garri?

Leme pm u my number.... Whatsap calls aint functioning.