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Na another person pikin suppose craze..

Staru1:
thanks brother..

welcome sister

Thanks so much
but
I don't want to know the difference between poisonous and non poisonous snakes...
Snake = Flee

folyboy2013:
and my point. thanks

Now I am feeling like I understand what I wrote.... Professionalism is in the mind

folyboy2013:
Looking at my designs now, here:
https://www.nairaland.com/2173914/please-rate-recent-business-card
https://www.nairaland.com/2341735/please-rate-recent-designs
https://www.nairaland.com/2171346/please-rate-recent-logo-design
then, you can tell what is wrong with it.

I did not see any CV but I know you have learnt how to combine colors and the basics of adverts: to pass the message in the simplest possible manner..
Well done

prettyjo:
couldn't decipher what the op actually typed there.
can someone be of help?

Let me translate in my own language and understanding

E say e carry e babe ye old and ugly like e aunty go out on a date.
When they reach there the waiter asked what his "aunty" will eat?....
He also said he drove the old lady's car there.....
In a nutshell, the poster told us that he likes them old, rich and ugly

Then let us know what was wrong with this CV because i know a lot is wrong with it

folyboy2013:
Well that was my CV way back in 2007 when i first graduate as a graphic artist.

oluwawilliams:
STUDY IN UNIVERSITIES IN PHILIPPINES WITH LOW TUITION FEES NO JAMB, NO UTME.

Philippines again?

Neduzze5:
Lolz... Quite funny.... Forgive me then

Forgiven.. Good morning

Abejimico:
Thanks, my talking with my pastor is my great fear. i think i have to take it slowly

You know long courtship is not allowed in redeemed?
if you drag things for too long you will end up being the bad brother

erasokafor:
First dear,its all abt sacrifices n not give and take.I guess that's the word u wanted to use.d man shld knw what to do but u don't do tins with high hopes. A real man must not return it in equal proportion but he has his own sacrifice to make. Then correcting him politely isn't bad. And what I posted never contradicted u if u read it well dear. Meanwhile I love ur contribution

.... The "trade by barter" is on a very light note and nothing very serious to make one crash when it doesn't come to pass...

Neduzze5:
Don't bother

Good morning.... How's your day going?

My day just became bad since you started mentioning me...

Neduzze5:
Naaahhh.... Not what I'm talking about. Breathe with ease please!

Then what are you talking about?

Neduzze5:
Because your identity is suspicious!!

And did I send you a PM?
or asked you for money?

Neduzze5:
Identify yourself

Is it a new means of using Nairaland?
why should I identity myself?

erasokafor:
6. Never do things for a man with a hope of getting something in return,
expectations are dangerous. Do it because you simply want to.
7. Never contradict what your man says in public.

@ 6: Trade by barter is allowed in a relationship
@ 7: I can contradict my man politely in public if for sure I know he doesn't know what he is saying... Like he gives a very misleading/wrong information.

6 pack or super park abi na 1 carton?

You just won her heart...
Those kids will taunt her with your matter.. Where is uncle pervy? When can we go and visit? Can he come to our house? Will you marry him?

I doubt if there is a "perfect relationship" but don't use that as an excuse to remain in an bad relationship..

If I can score my relationship 6/10 where 1 is the worst and 10 the best then I think I am okay...
But anything short of that I will not be fine

Tell her brother (the pastor) your fears and that you want to take it slowly.

Afterall the idea of courtship is to know if you can make him/her a spouse...
If you cant then humbly bounce away... your conscience knows you went there with the best of intentions

LOL

Brother, write it in pidgin or your local language..
I can translate pidgin and someone else can translate your local language..

0% comprehension

See question

DrGroove:
One can take pictures with friends but uploading them on social media is not wise. The society reads "meaning" into every association btw a man and a woman.

He should delete it or I slap him..
I have a picture I snapped with a guy (just a friend) on my BBM... We were on a ride at a park and the picture was cool >>>(so I think)
I found out my crush just talks to me using monosyllabic words... Even when I asked about how he manages with fueling his car... he just said " I am ok with it"
THat has been on for like a week because I forget to change/check my DP .. I am so going to remove it now

Get a cheap hotel and pay for a night.
Be nice to her, welcome her. Take her to the hotel where she will put her things out,
Take her to a restaurant and ask her the purpose of her visit...
Let her go back to the hotel to sleep while you find your way home..
Tell her you paid for one night and she should leave the next day...
If she wants more... Ignore her like a housefly
That is being gentlemanly....

DONT LET HER KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE..

Moustache:
Do women tell lies?

Every sex does

@ Marriageable age she cant make decisions on her own, even with family she doesn't seem to be able to make one...
Now you think nairaland can help you?

I don't think she is matured..... If she cant pray then she can use logic...
There is no guarantee for tomorrow so do what you have to right now..

justmag:
Relationship are always complicated. Trust issues is always number one problem except u are a player.

Trust issues is the least of my problems and I am not a player..
Trust issues have always broken my relationships before they even started...
Now I believe anything the other party says until I have cause to believe otherwise

It wouldn't have been too bad if the girl had poisoned the guy

No worries Ben Karma is a bi**h

In another news, the babe looks ugly with bra hand jumping all over the place on her wedding day.. and you thought Ben loved you just like that?