Tales by moonligHt

*singing* Everybody wants jimi Agbaje!

I did almost all....Mehn, Children of nowadays are
seriously missing out… If you did not
do any of this while growing up, your
Childhood was Poor.
― If u never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told u about India vs Nigeria
99-1.
― If u didn’t sleep on d couch and
wake up on d bed.
― If u didn’t go 2 steal cashew and
guava in d next street. and d
owner’s dog comes through d backyard
waiting for u to come
down from d tree.
― if u didn’t throw your milk tooth
on d roof for the lizards to take it
and give u new ones.
― If u didn’t just wash your hands and legs
instead of bathing when
going to school.
― If u didn’t act film in
uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If u never flew a kite. ― If u didn’t use ur
two legs to build
houses with sand.
― If u didn’t write ur name on paper
and insert it into ur pen so that no
one will steal it.
― If u didn’t close d fridge door really slowly
to see when d lights
went off.
― If u neva waved @ white birds
expectin ur nails to b whiter
― If u neva heard of a ghost dat
stays under mango trees @nights ― If u
didn’t drive a single car Tyre
with a stick and called it ur car!
― If u didn’t mix garri n sugar in ur
pocket and eat while walking in d
street.
― If u never did mama and papa play i.e.
cookin grass nd sand
without fire.
― If u didn’t play table soccer. with
bottle cover..
_ playing soccer game(fifa/pes) for the first time and getting trashed by a pro.
_ fabbing your parents phone just to play games on it
Oya choose which one you did?

HBd our incomin governor of lagos state! No jupiter is stopin u not even dat dumb ambode dat cnt win a single Debate!

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I'll call dis 'Drunk in Love'

RIp to d dead

Why did God gv us dis thing and say we should not use it till we get married?
#Teamvirgin

Vote 4 d'person and not the party...my vote goes to Agbaje and not Tinubu's' house Boy

2015 Goodluck. vs. Buhari.
1. X. 2.
100.00. 8.00. 1.15.

Calebosko:
stop to the envy now babe,we boys like am so,or u want make d mod remove am?no try am cus i dey wid my vaseline here

so dis trash cn make u carry vaseline

5.Footballers:in football..almost every player is a liar...you see them denying fouls..'I didnt touch him' e.t.c'.denying freekicks...stimulating to get penalties in order to win a match.
6.Bloggers:Bloggers try to create controversial topics to gain attention and these require lies.
7.Traders:these once can liee..dey can even tell you their product is 'made in Heaven' in order to get you to buy it.
Feel free to add yours!

Every profession has its requirements but these once require pretty superb liars
1.ACTORS/ACTRESSES:this profession itself involves you living a lie...u can be as poor as a church rat in life..but in a movie..they potray you as a very wealthy fellow,and some scenaros that happen in movies that never happen in real life e.g jackie chan defeating a whole village in a fight,superman flying,spiderman climbing walls..e.t.c
2.LAWYERS:Lawyers are liars...in every case bought to lawyers..dey r always on the side of their client whether guilty or not..dey stay and defend their client whichever way possible and lies are therefore required.
3.Politicians:sometimes nicknamed polithiefians...this once are chronic liars..they can promise you heaven and earth in order to get a political seat but once they make it,u fail to see their promises yield results
4.Musician:this once can lie..most of them Drive only bicycles e.t.c but you hear them singing..i get Bugatti..ferari..most of them are unimaginably Broke but you hear them singing..plenty money and some dont even have a single babe but you hear..Girls everywer..babes everyday e.t.c

OK mine is Jingle bell..
I remembr back in school we remixed jingle bell to
Jingle bell jingle bell..jingle all d'way
Fada chrismas open bombom..everybody laugh..
List of other songs
1)long time ago in Bethlehem
2)felis navidad(although am not sure of the spelling)
3)on the first day of Christmas...
4)silent night
Which is your best peeps!!!! Feel free to add yours..MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

Dis Dude must be an Arsenal Fan.....so STINGY

I wish for a better Nigeria

chernest2002:
gmb have empty his bank account sponsoring boko boys

one word.......mumu

1)A cockroach can live for a week without its head.Due to their open circulatory system and the fact that they breath through little holes on parts of their body segments,they are not dependent on their mouth or nose to breath.they only die because without the mouth,they cant drink water and die of thirst.

2)The cockroach can hold its breath for 40 minutes and can even survive being surmerged under water for half an hour.They hold their breath often to help regulate their water loss.

3)Cockroach Can run up to 3 miles per hour,which means they can spread germs and bactaria through out the house very quickly.

4)New born german cockroaches become adults in as little as 36 days.the german cockroaches is the most common that has been implicated in the outbreak of illness and allergic reactions in many people.

5)A one day old baby cockroach which is about the size of a spec of dust can run almost as fast as its parents.

6)The American cockroach has shown a marked attraction for alcoholic beverages especially bear,they are most likely attracted to the alcohol mixed with hops and sugar.


7)The world's largest roach which lives in south America is six inches long with a one-foot wingspan.

8.)Cockroaches are believed to have originated over 280 million years ago.

9)There are more than four thousand species of cockroaches worldwide.

10)Because they are cold blooded insects..cockroach can live without food for one month but will only survive a week without water.

11)Cockroach can eat about anything,they are scavengers..while most roaches prefer sweets given a choice.they can eat glue,soaps,grease,paper,paste or even hair.

12)The fear of cockroach is called katsaridaphobia and its present in most females,A german woman had an accident while driving her car because she saw a cockroach on the next seat,but luckily for her.it wasns't fatal but she sustained injuries and damaged her car.and another case in a high school in florida where seven girls ran out of their bathroom Unclad because they heard someone scream cockroach but it was an april fool's prank.

The facts prove that cockroaches are some of the most adaptable creatures on earth which makes controlling and eliminating an infestation of cockroach more difficult.To get rid of cockroaches in your home experts suggest keeping food sealed and stored properly,particularly in the kitchen which should be cleaned daily to prevent crumbs and trash from building up.homes workers should seek out and seal all cracked holes in homes,including entry points for utility pipes,as these can serve as entrance for them.in addition,basements and crawl spaces should be kept well ventilated and dry.

If there happen to be a cockroach infestation in your house,find a pest control in your area.

Buhari be like 'vhotographer u don snap finish?..aveg snap fast b4 i press ruvvish"

Criously?orezi sHoki dat was over powered by that of lil kesh?

kwamone:
HISTORY OF FUEL PRICE INCREASES IN NIGERIA
(K for kobo, N for Naira)
•Gowon - from 6k to 8.45kobo
•Murtala - from 8.45k to 9k
•Obasanjo - from 9k to 15.3k
•Shagari - from 15.3k to 20k •Buhari - from 20k to 20k (Price remains the same)
•Babangida - from 20k to 39.5k
•Babangida - from 39.5k to 42k
•Babangida - from 42k to 60k (Private Vehicles)
•Baban gida - from 60k to 70k
•Shonekan - from 70k to N5 (Naira) •Abacha - from N5 to N3.25k (Price drops)
•Abacha - from N3.25k to N15
•Abacha - from N15 to N11 (Price drops)
•Abubakar - from N11 to N25
•Abubakar - from N25 to N20 (Price drops)
•Obasanjo - from N20 to N30 •Obasanjo - from N30 to N22 (Price drops)
•Obasanjo - from N22 to N26
•Obasanjo - from N26 to N42
•Obasanjo - from N42 to N50
•Obasanjo - from N50 to N65
•Obasanjo - from N65 to N75 •Yar'Adua - from N75 to N65 (Price drops)
•Jonathan - (New year present) N141
•Jonathan - (After labor strike) N97
BUHARI and YAR'ADUA did not increase prices.

if jonathan's cluelessness was in a fifa game level...it will be in LEGENDARY

Is dat the hummer jeep dat will ride Gej out of Aso Rock?

Artist don suffer ni

Look at d'black babboons dat raped her chaii!

waternogetemeny:
GEJ till 2019

in your Dreamz

Eraddray:
What a pity she finally freed herself from this world to the world of no pain nor sorrow

dats if she makes heaven after killing herself

Here in france...we send unclads anyhw

There is enough fuel here in france

Chai! Condom is just 30 Naira!!!

Channels news: and Atiku has won the primaries!!!


Atiku's wife:*taps Atiku*Atiku...Atiku....please wake up from sleep

onyekachee:
Too bad that Decency has gone on extinction in nollywood.I Thank God I don't watch nigerian films

and american films are very decent