Mutuwa:


So u mean u can manage me? Na manage o! No b say na full commitment.

manage ko manager ni

Mutuwa:


My gf?i dnt even hv any,except if u go manage me?so this joke is defntly ur xpirence... y u allow d guy use aboniki nah!

u ar nt serious

Mutuwa:
U sure say no be u b d girl?

nop,I guess say na ur girlfwend

Dere was dis guy who likes havin fun wit girls,he carries any size he wants everyday. Dere was actually dis babe dat d guy his tired off,he told her to stop comin to his house buh dis girl wnt listen. On a fateful day,d girl visit d guy again nd dey started kissin nd romancin eachoda,d guy knowin were all dis will lead to quickly excused himself nd went to bathroom. he came out later,already wearin condom on his p¤¤nis nd he started fuckin dis girl wit a lot of shout nd about 3 minutes of fuckin,d girl immediately. Jumped up screamin nd cryin. She wore her skirt anyhow nd quickly run nd cry fannin her p¤¤sy wit her hand nd went home.
D second day,d girl arrive wit policemen to arrest d guy nd d guy ask his offence,d girl shouted nd speak louder"U PUT ABOLIKI in your condom wen we are avin sex yesterday"d policemen laugh dere butts out nd d guy says quickly "but I told u nt to come to my house again"na so d police leave d guy make im go peaceful.d girl was so ashamed of herself,she walk home embarrassed nd never visit d guy again!

Lwkmd, dats funny

Na d pilot o

Arrant nonsense

jackpot:
funny my arse!

do you really mean ur asshole??

Dnt really understand it

C nd D

;Dlol

agarawu23:
thanks.
u even resemble d babe I went to visit

lol

He can never 4give u,u don spoil his life be dat

Me dey chop jejely for my house wen dis fwend came in and ask me"u dey eat" no I dey poo for mouth

so funny

Hell fire[color=#990000]

the man is a spoker of a very correctful engrish






Nice one op

Lwkmh




Thumbs up op

Yes,u are right buh dey funny







Thumbs up

Diamond bank

Buy her d whole world

Well,all are so funny.thumbs up!!!

sade511:
I love Control Myslef but Im addicted to Walk Away by Kelly Clarckson right now.

is it walk away or breakaway

Favourite girl by justin bierber

Shayne ward-breathless

money121:
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oniranu

seems so

Soo funny,u are really gud

dasparrow:


That's because they know Muslims don't take nonsense. They will not tolerate anyone making a mockery of their religion or imams. Those who attempt to mock the Islamic religion know that there is a hefty price to pay (like getting killed or maimed).

dats absolute nonsense,islam is a religion of peace,take it or leave it buh its nt really ur fault

mafolayomi:

see trouble,so una don turn muslims to boko haram,well its nt really yah fault.I guess illiteracy is a disease!

soulfood:


The issue is not being addressed guys. The question is simple. Why do comedians yab pastors and the church but they never tease or yab Imams and Islam? No need to yab or curse?
We have seen AY in white garment teasing pastors of such Churches over and over. Why hasn't he ever tried being "creative" with the Imams or "elehas"?

den why dnt u ask him,I guess he has his own reason for doin dat.sefini!