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SBabaJ: Argh! My Dad Killed That Dream When He "Sent" Me To The Science Class Many Years Ago. I Have Since Forgiven Him...

SBabaJ: 1. A tribute to one of the smartest guys in my class who died last year.
2. A poem in memory of a Prof who died last week (using rhymes) "leave a mark"
3. A treatise on success
4. A compilation of themes on making the best of university education titled "The Essentials"
5. A 40-question humour-laden continuous assessment test on our class.

I wish time will permit me to have just one writeup...That is preety cool, sound like an upcoming Wole.

icon8: Is this for real? So, this post has been up since July 31, yet it never made it to the frontpage until hours to the application deadline? For crying out loud, what exactly has Nairaland turned into? If it's one miserable or celebrity story that adds no value to nobody, I'm sure it'll make frontpge within minutes, and here's a valuable piece of information that'll actually end up putting a smile on people's face and bring garri to their table, yet it took a whole month before making it here. Nairaland: mass traffic, little substance!!! *SMH*

The modus operandi of NL mods are pathetic...This is not the NL i use to know when i registered...SMH

psoto: And the advocacy for the group is becoming more fierce by the hour. Seun is in for it!

SBabaJ: CY., what's good? How was your day?

SBabaJ: The garri gang or is it the garri clan? Funny fellows!

whosoever or whatever they are, i love them cos they reduce my BP!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Even if you create a thousand and one IDs, i will ban them all. . .

Now the question is, are you really that jobless so as to create numerous IDs just to derail threads?
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psoto: Na your house address I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ find all night long o.

...and how does this affect the price of garri in the market? ...lol, no mind me jawe, was going through a post discussing the garri crusaders and the comments are so hilarious...@ your post, how come you dey find me when u n i dey d same flat?

BREAD_4_SEUN: MR SEXKILLZ DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR NAME DERAILS THE MENTAL CONFIGURATION OF EVERY THREAD? YOU SHOULD BE DESTROYED NOT BANNED. TO FORGIVE YOU MEANS YOU MUST MAKE SOME WONDERFUL COMMENTS ABOUT OUR MASTER "GARRI".

psoto: Good Morning house mates. I don't expect you guys τ̅☺ answer, just keep snoring....I can see some people fighting kung-fu in their sleep sef. Na wa o.

you no dey sleep ni?...you slept around 3am only for you to wake by 5am, wondering if you slept at all

Dahrach: so u made CY leave witout eating..he wil b so hungry wen he gets back..

NaijaNaWaa: I followed the link provided by the OP and it led me to the NNPC home page. When I opened the Career Page it was BLANK. Or am I missing something?

I tried it and got same blank page.

Dahrach: Never underestimate a woman. A loud voice of a man may threaten a woman but the silence of a woman can shake the consciousness of a man.

psoto: LORD, sanctify ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ eyes!!!!!

The lawd said i should tell you that they are sanctified already!

psoto: Tell him o. Thought he should have known that by now!
By the way PA, you too be careful!

fadinus: e ra comdomu, ke fi bo ara ti eba tin se ere gélé, ejowo ema sè lo awó la saan o

oboy your own too long

dlex21: e ra rubber e se blom blom

...guy you killed me with that! ...lwkmfh

zubbainno123: we are almost there, we now have less than 2mnths to go!
.................funny how time flies.


GOOD DAY HOUSE, HOPE U ALL DOING GREAT? am doing perfect my self, jst trying to kip fit for the task that awaits us in camp.

talking about fitness, i have started making use of the gym frequently, so as to avoid embarrassment in camp...can't just bear the thought of a lady outshining me in any activity in camp.

Abbasufi: ABBASUFI LIKES THIS!

Abbasufi: Oh YEAH!

Gods-child:
I did ooo...I think he was in before we locked up ma'am...

psoto: Can someone plese tell me CSO that I detest liars!?!?!?!

Gods-child:
hehehehhehehee....Of kois...Newton's 3rd law of motion states that; "Action and Reaction are Equal and Opposite"....lolzzzz

...opposite reaction!

psoto: Aha! Now I know what is happening. Things are adding up for real. So, I'm your assignment for the week abi? It can't work o, tell your people that you didn't meet me at home! Yeye people. Hand Maid of the Lord like me, Holy Ghost fire pursue you people! Mschewww...

How fire go take burn fire?