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Walkee:that is Arab way of live superiority you would have know from the religion cause they are Muslim and they believe they are the real and best creature from god but white create their own believe which Arab don't and see it as divine ok |
hosemujica:i don't even understand how some people think you are black and accusing your fellow black for what you don't know who did it |
stayclearofme:i can argue with you since you lived there mean you are talking from experience |
SarkinYarki:let them kill thirself , make i mind my own for Nigeria |
SarkinYarki:i just discovered how poor you think Muslim are the most mastermind of mass shooting but the highest mass shooting in the west is committed by white ,new Zealand ,Australia,America and even Finland mass shooting were done by by white so don't judge what you never know |
SarkinYarki:i pity you if they arrest you now for interrogation you will post it to nairaland for people to pray for you,inferior complex |
RenaissanceGuy:Nigeria and America are 5 and 6 in crime rate |
SarkinYarki:why are you such a fool , you stoop so low and even behave like a baby ,how do you know she was killed by her fellow black and you are black yourself instead of hoping white did it so your fellow Nigeria won't face ant accusation i believe your forefather are among those coward who sold their fellow people to white during slavery so that they can lick white ass, |
is it a must we have skycrapper,complaining without taking action make stagnant in life ,you have to do something bro |
Am not sure this country can become better cause if some people hear positive things about my worst and shithole country their cock shrink |
Cybercop2002:a better Nigeria can start from nairaland by putting aside tribalism which the government is using against us to cause chaos cause they know is our weaking point |
Instead of we planning on how to make the country better igbo ,yoruba and hausa if we keep fighting our dream for a better Nigeria or seceding we keep getting far till it get late but now let act like Rwanda who kill themselves but don't let that discourage dem from coperating for the development of their country,pls before it get late let plan how to get rid of bad government by coperating cause our support for one another will weak them and be a pain in the as s. #hausaigboyoruba we move |
Saintsquare:Nigeria is an amazing country if only we have a good government ,from street football to street party aje |
I didn't write it na copy nd paste Parkflash: |
Pls can any give me a vital reason why oduduwa republic is worth fighting for and won't be smaller version of Nigeria? |
franchasng:how can i get it cause i believe we are all fighting but me ain't 100percent fighting cause all the present problem in Nigeria won't disappear there selfish and i senior you mentality will be there ,instead of agitating we should lay our vex on the government like Brazil pressure them to the core till day frustrate and resign or remove them by force |
If you can support us in our area in lagos we need flag and litter thing to start yoruba lecture every evening to create awareness franchasng: |
Lagos is the worst city in the world but best in Nigeria ,all the celebrity and 99% wealthy live there, biggest hotel and club in Nigeria is there,n demanding of ransom in lagos it has never happen ,its very famous and highest number of expat |
Cousin9999:Nigerian wash and even lick white as with pleasure |
Ok thanks WoundedLamb: |
A move to the Nigeria will surely be a
unique experience for expats,
particularly those moving to Lagos.
Nigeria's largest city, Lagos boasts a
variety of fantastic beach resorts,
upmarket boutiques and a lively nightlife.
That said, Lagos, as with any big bustling
city, has plenty of negatives to go with
its positives.
We list a few pros and cons below to
help prepare expats for their relocation
to Lagos.
Lifestyle in Lagos
+ PRO: Diverse options for eating out
Lagos is a melting pot of cultures with
Western, Asian and African influences.
The city's food and eateries are equally
diverse, with a broad selection of
international and local dishes to feast
on.
+ PRO: Friendly locals
Cultural identity is important to
Nigerians, and people from Lagos are
happy to welcome foreigners and share
information, while having a positive
energy about themselves. This is true
even for those who live in poverty but
remain passionate about their work and
creativity.
+ PRO: Vibey atmosphere
With a friendly culture comes a love for
going out, dancing and having a good
time. Lagos is also at the heart of
Nigeria’s film-making industry, also
referred to as Nollywood. All these
factors culminate to produce an
exciting lifestyle and environment to
keep expats and locals entertained.
+ PRO: Cheap shopping and clothes
Although costs in modern malls are
expensive, clothes can be made by local
tailors at a much lower rate. Not only is
this cheaper, but expats can have unique
creations tailored just for them out of
the material of their choice. Nigerians
are fashionable people and expats can fit
right in with locally-designed clothing.
+ PRO: English is widely spoken
Surprisingly, over 500 languages are
spoken in Nigeria, with Hausa, Igbo and
Yoruba being main national languages.
Despite this immense diversity present in
one country, English is the official
language, which eases doing business
and general aspects of life for many
expats.
- CON: Culture shock
There is glaring inequality in Lagos, with
the richest of the rich seemingly worlds
away from the majority of the
population living in informal settlements
and slums. While expats are likely to stay
in gated communities, this puts them in
a bubble and separates them from
reality. They may experience some
internal turmoil and guilt when they
realise the extent of the wealth gap and
their own privilege in the country, but
changing this is not within expats’
control and need not create feelings of
culpability.
Working in Lagos
+ PRO: Attractive salaries and work
packages
While negative media on crime and life in
Nigeria could influence foreigners'
thinking, major companies in Lagos still
manage to lure expats with glamourous
contracts and lucrative salaries. Although
Lagos is not Nigeria’s capital, it is the
business hub of West Africa and, as such,
salaries are high. Additional perks for
expats working in Lagos may include
accommodation expenses, children’s
tuition fees, health insurance, a car and
driver, and flights home.
- CON: High cost of living
Despite major inequality with a large
proportion of the city’s population living
in poverty, the cost of living in Lagos is
on the pricey side. Costs are further
pushed up by a need for health
insurance, private healthcare and high
international school fees.
Accommodation in Lagos
+ PRO: Stress-free accommodation
arrangements
As part of lucrative expat packages,
employers often
arrange accommodation and may go as
far as covering the costs of this.
Otherwise, relocation companies can
also ease the house search. Often,
accommodation is in gated complexes
and communities with glamourous
amenities that include WiFi, gyms, tennis
courts and swimming pools.
- CON: Problematic electricity and
water supply
Unfortunately, power cuts occur quite
often in Lagos regardless of the area
expats live in, and this is something they
will have to adjust to. Generators and
power inverters are a necessity both for
doing business and maintaining one’s
household. On top of this, despite the
city being surrounded by water, access
to clean water is low, especially in
informal areas. Expats often rely on
boreholes for their water supply
Healthcare in Lagos
- CON: Be prepared to look abroad
While private facilities in Lagos provide a
decent level of healthcare, serious
medical procedures and treatment may
require air evacuation abroad, to South
Africa, for instance. Expats should ensure
that their medical insurance covers this.
Weather in Lagos
+ PRO: Year-round warm weather
Temperatures across Nigeria are
consistently warm because of its tropical
climate and geographic location close to
the equator, and make for pleasant
conditions year round, perfect for lazing
on the beach or exploring nature
reserves.
- CON: Flood risk
Not only is Lagos along the coast and
affected by rising sea levels, but its long
rainy season also brings many days of
heavy rainfall, which could lead to
flooding.
Safety in Lagos
+ PRO: Robust security in complexes
Given massive inequality and social
issues, crime is undeniably an issue in
Lagos. However, the complexes and
compounds that expats tend to stay in
will usually have armed guards, security
cameras and access control. This 24-
hour security helps to make expats feel
safe in their homes.
- CON: Violent crime across Nigeria
There are frequent reports of
kidnappings, muggings, car-jackings and
armed robberies in Nigeria. Expats may
stand out as foreign nationals and their
perceived associated wealth may
make them targets for muggings, so it's
best to always be vigilant. Expats should
heed advice from their employers, hosts
and embassies regarding safety
especially at night around the city and if
they plan on travelling outside of Lagos.
Getting around in Lagos
+ PRO: Several options for getting
around
Lagos is home to popular yellow
minibuses called danfo as well as a Bus
Rapid Transit system. For those living
or working on one of the islands – or
wanting an escape to the sheltered
Tarkwa Bay Beach, ferry and boat
transport are developing and a great
way to dodge traffic.
- CON: Nightmarish traffic
For expats averse to traffic, driving in
Lagos will not be fun. Alongside
overpopulation and increased car
ownership, there are many cars on the
road, poor road infrastructure and
undeveloped public transport. Traffic can
often come to a standstill during rush
hour, and we'd recommend expats find
accommodation near their workplace.
Another option is to hire a personal
driver – sometimes companies offer this
as part of a lucrative relocation contract.
Education in Lagos
+ PRO: High-quality international school
education
International schools are perfect for
expats with children who wish to
continue their home curriculum and
meet other expat and local children and
their families. Modern technology and
facilities allow for the best educational
experience while extra-curricular
activities can develop students’ skills and
interests.
- CON: Expensive fees
As is the case worldwide, international
schools typically come with a hefty
pricetag and stiff competition for places.
Expat parents must be willing to put
aside a sizeable amount of their salaries
for their child’s education, though it's
also worthwhile trying to negotiate this
expense with their employer as part
of their relocation package.
Further reading
►To help plan finances, see the Cost of
Living in Lagos |
TMKsouth:no be lie na who wan go pakistan before |
Poland,Bangladesh,eygypt,Jamaica,Nigeria ,united Arab emirates and Pakistan ,pls share from your experience are all this plan actually boring . To me Nigeria isnt boring in social life but recreational activity ,sight seeing and nature ain't in Nigeria except you want fulani to catch u |
Travelling to many places in the world is usually an interesting experience mainly due to the change in culture and how people approach similar things differently but there are some countries which are just plain crappy if you happen to travel there. We are taking into account local transport, sight-seeing, recreational activities and in general a vacation type of place where you should relax rather than be on your toes. Here’s the list, check it out and let us know Also Read - Pakistan to be Banned by FIFA For Long. 1.Poland The society is very orthodox, the people are too religious, the food is bad, talking to people is very difficult and the taxi service is just atrocious. Also Read - Suez Canal Authority Shares Video After Container Ship Ever Given Refloated | Watch 2.Bangladesh The country is too crowded, pollution is out of control, the airport is horrible, no night life and you feel sad everywhere you look. 3.Egypt Too freakin’ hot, tour guides will definitely scam you, too conservative society and the people are too proud to talk to tourists. 4.United Arab Emirates Again too religious, laws are beyond logic, nothing to see except sand dunes, extremely boring and only good if you have a business opportunity. If you are not an Arab, stay clear of this part of the world. 5. Jamaica You will be mugged for sure, the people aren’t very friendly, taxi and airport services are shocking, street violence is beyond belief. 6. Nigeria Speaking to the locals is a big issue, the place is too crowded, again street violence like you wouldn’t believe and the transportation is crappy. 7. Pakistan You wouldn’t go there anyway but the unstable political system, constant concern for your safety and the fact that it is extremely boring are big deterrents to stay clear of this country. |
Cybercop2002:pardon me for the error am typing with ash Nokia button phone |
Good day, my name is fuhad yussuff am 19 years old ,i have a business idea which due to my research i know it will flourish cause is an untapped idea .the business idea is a game center where people play pest game its scare in my street and when there was one i have before people queue to play but Due to financial crisis i stopped it now am in need of an investor who can support me to start it again ,the reason i stopped before was that i had one game and do it in my parent house and that ain't good before the game spoiled now people go to 100 mile to play it ,if you won't mind to invest within 12 month of of starting the game center you get your money back,my plan is to buy 3ps2 and 1 or 2 ps3 as a start to look how it will move what i need are , 1.3 ps2 and 1 or 2 ps3 and 4 or 5 tv depending on the number of ps and generator and shop last but not the lest fan,all expense is #300,000 here,each month or week i pay you goes my number so i can explain briefly 090730277355 |
TheSourcerer:i just us the name case i wanna become a cyber security |
Am just curious to know and if yes i won't mind to know you cause i had know nairaland for year before i even though of registering |
tensazangetsu20:use your damm head bro i mean the opposite |
TOMSY:thanks can you help me sir am jobless |
Why Nigeria is the best country in the
whole wide world
ON November 26, 2013 12:01 AM / IN
Femi Aribisala / BY Vanguard
Kindly Share This Story:
By Femi Aribsala
Two weeks ago, I paid a visit to Dubai for
the very first time. Dubai is everything
Lagos is not. Dubai works: Lagos does
not. Dubai is spotlessly clean: Lagos is
filthy. Dubai is bathed in gleaming
electricity. Lagos is shrouded in
darkness. Dubai is organized. Lagos is
disorganized. After a few days in Dubai, I
longed to be back in Lagos.
What is the attraction of Lagos relative to
a city like Dubai? The answer is actually
very simple. Lagos is the very best city in
Nigeria; the very best country in the
world. I have traveled all over the world. I
have been to the Far East, to the Middle
East, to North and Latin America and to
Europe. I have been to over 30 African
countries. This qualifies me to make this
assessment. Nigeria is the very best
country in the whole wide world.
Made-in-Nigeria
There are too many things that make
Nigeria exceptional and without equal. If
Nigeria were not so wonderful, there
would not have been 170 million
Nigerians. Because Nigeria is such a great
country, we are determined to give birth
to as many children as possible so that
even more people can partake of the
pleasures of living here. We manufacture
babies by the thousands and the millions
because we are in love with the country.
Nigerians don’t commit suicide. Neither
do Nigerians ever desert Nigeria. The very
worst thing that can happen to a Nigerian
is to be exiled from the country.
Remember this: Nigeria is nobody’s
colony. We refuse to be subject to
nobody. We are not under the thumb of
the British, the Americans or anyone else.
Nigeria is the one African country that can
be said to be truly independent. We have
nationalized all the nationalize-ables. We
own the land. There is no foreign settler-
community in Nigeria that holds us
captive. We are the kings of our castles.
Our very best products are made in
Nigeria. We make our own mistakes;
make our own choices and make our
own beds.
We rig our own elections. We forge our
own passports. We buy our own lies. We
deceive our own people. We choose to
live in the middle ages and not in the
21st century. We choose to eat in
“bukas” and not in restaurants. We
choose to eat with our hands and not
with forks and knives. We choose to walk
rather than fly.
Organised chaos
Nigerians are natural-born
revolutionaries. We like to struggle. We
are always fighting something or
someone. We don’t like the easy life. That
is way too boring. We thrive when there
is chaos. We make a profit, where there is
confusion. We rise up to the challenge,
where everything is upside down. If
something is well-organised, our first
assignment is to scatter it. That gives us
room to maneuver. We can handle chaos,
but order is another problem entirely.
Nigerians hate progress. It does not
agree with us. Some smart Alec decided
to introduce traffic-lights on our roads.
But when there are too many cars on the
road, the last things you need are traffic-
lights preventing people from going
where they want. Traffic-lights make
drivers wait, when they should be going.
That is such a waste of time. The same
goes for traffic-wardens. When you have
them obstructing the roads, there are
going to be tailbacks. But if you want the
traffic to flow, let it be a free for all. Then
you will see the ingenuity of Nigerians.
We will climb up any and every possible
place, and convert it to super-highways.
Moreover, our roads are theaters where
drama is always enacted. That means
passers-by don’t have to spend money
buying tickets in order to watch our
plays. You can watch a very interesting TV
series just by sitting on your balcony and
watching Nigerians negotiate their way
every day. In one afternoon, you will see
David killing Goliath. You will see
Mohammed Ali fighting Joe Frazier. You
will see Arnold Schwarzenegger
terminating his opponents. You have to
admit this kind of free theater is not
readily available abroad.
NEPA problem
Can you imagine a country where there is
24 hour electricity? That is Nigeria’s
worst nightmare. For years, many
nincompoops have tried to convince us to
improve the electricity situation in the
country, but we have wisely refused to be
taken in by such deception. Why would
we want good electricity when most of
what we do is done under the cloak of
darkness? Why should NEPA work when
there are things that need to be hidden,
including the rubbish that have taken
over our roads. Any right-thinking person
knows there are serious criminal issues in
Nigeria that should not be brought to
light for the sake of national security.
Just think about it: 24 hour NEPA. How
boring that would be? Nigerians would
have nothing to talk about. We would
have nothing to complain about. We
would not be able to have tales by the
moonlight. We would spend too much
time watching television. The economy
would suffer because generator sales
would plummet. Those of us making
ends meet by selling diesel would be in
trouble. Generator repairmen, major
contributors to the economy, would go
out of business. Spare-parts sellers would
not be able to sell even good spare-parts,
how much more fake ones. Let’s face it;
should Goodluck Jonathan succeed in
improving the problem of electricity in
Nigeria, it will lose him the next election
for sure. He will not even be able to
secure the nomination of PDP, which we
all know is a party of diesel-sellers and
generator repairmen.
Valuable corruption
There is so much talk about corruption.
But if there were no corruption in Nigeria,
there would be social upheaval. Can you
imagine a corruption-free Nigeria? Don’t
even bother. It would be disastrous.
Millions would die of starvation. How can
a man sustain his family if he cannot lie,
cheat and steal? As Nigerians, it is high
time we come to terms with who we are,
instead of pretending to be what we are
not.
We are a corrupt people. It is not just our
leaders: we are all corrupt. We are
thieves. We love to steal. We celebrate
thieves and give them national awards.
We recognize that stealing is an art. To be
a successful thief, you have to be skillful;
you have to be ambitious; you have to be
imaginative; and you have to be
courageous. We are criminals because
we are smart. We bring innovation to
everything.
Nigerians know that successful thieves
are men of destiny: renowned statesmen;
famous politicians; erudite managing-
directors. Therefore we eulogise thieves.
We sing their praises. We give them
chieftaincy awards. We give them our
daughters as third wives and concubines.
We prefer them as our presidents,
governors and legislators. Who wants an
honest man as his representative in
Abuja? That is a sure way to ensure you
will not get your share of the national
cake.
Had it not been for corruption, Nigeria
would not have survived. Corruption is
the glue that holds the fabric of the
country together. It ensures that, one
way or another, we get paid. It provides
a social security system. Corruption helps
us to redistribute wealth between the rich
and the poor. The rich steal from the
government; the poor steal from the rich;
and everyone is happy. If there were no
corruption, there would have been a
violent revolution a long time ago.
You can pocket a few monies from work
illegally because nobody in his right mind
expects you to be able to afford even your
transportation costs from your meager
salary. If you are caught and prosecuted,
all you need to do is ask your mother to
come to work to plea-bargain for you.
Thanks to corruption, we can put food on
our tables. We can send our children to
school. We can pay for the aso-ebi. We
can keep up with the fashion trends.
Traffic jams
There is one fundamental reason behind
the traffic situation in Nigeria. Nigerians
are a wanted people. Therefore, we are
always on the run. Somebody
somewhere is after us and we need to
make quick getaways. We are on the run
from our wives. We are on the run from
our children. We need to get away from
our extended families. But even more
urgently, we are on the run from the law.
We are on the run from the state
government. We don’t want to be caught
by the friend we borrowed some money
from last year.
Thank God for traffic jams. Isn’t it
wonderful that you can do all your
shopping while driving on the road? How
many countries do you know where you
have that kind of facility? You can even
get your car washed while on your way to
work; without having to stop or park.
And if there is any problem with your car
while you are on the road, you will be
grateful that you are in Nigeria. One out
of every two Nigerian pedestrian is a
London-trained mechanic. In case you
are wondering, there is London; and then
there is Osapa-London. You also don’t
need any GPRS in Nigeria. Every
pedestrian knows exactly the way to
where you are going. So if you are lost,
simply ask for directions and then you will
really get lost.
Conclusion
All this explains why, in spite of
everything, Nigerians are the happiest
people in the world. We are deliriously
happy. Don’t believe the lie. Nigerians
complain a lot about Nigeria. But that
does not mean we would have Nigeria
any other way. We complain because we
love to complain. If everything was alright
about Nigeria, we would be miserable.
Let’s face it, Nigerians love Nigeria.
Nigeria is the way it is because Nigerians
love it so. If it were not so, we would
have made amends in over 50 years of
independence.
One last thing of the utmost importance:
Nigeria is the very best country in the
world because in Nigeria you will find
Nigerians. |